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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Crime and Punishment
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James is a 22 year old black male. He works 6 days a week at a
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local health care facility, taking care of mentally retarded
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adults.
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On his days off, James likes to play basketball. One day,
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the weather is so nice that James decides to walk to the court.
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While taking a shortcut through the city park, 3 police
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officers confront James and arrest him. It seems that several
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minutes earlier, a woman was victimized by a purse snatcher.
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Though she's not entirely sure, the woman positively identifies
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James anyway.
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RESULT: Although they aren't entirely convinced, the jury
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convicts James anyway. He is currently serving the 3rd year
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of his 5 year sentence.
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Walter is the CEO of a large airline. For several years, he has
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been falsifying reports and purchasing black market equipment
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in order to save money.
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One day, his luck ran out and one of US-Global's plane's
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crashes, killing 128 people.
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The families of the victim's file a class action lawsuit
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against US-Global. Walter has the best team of lawyers that
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money can buy. The plaintiff's have the best lawyer minimum wage
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can buy.
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RESULT: US-Global is found at fault and Walter is forced to pay
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fines of $60 Million, almost 2% of US-Globals $2.5 Billion dollar
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profit last year.
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Stacy is a 16 year old heroin addict. She turned to drugs when
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she was 13 to escape the turmoil of her parents divorce. Her
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father routinely beat her mother and Stacy was forced to watch
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this since she was 2 years old.
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One day, Stacy is buying some crank when the DEA bursts
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into the room. Stacy is caught in the crossfire and a bullet
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strikes her spinal cord, paralyzing her from the waist down.
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RESULT: Stacy is sentenced to 5 years for heroin possession.
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She is released after 3 1/2 years for good behavior. Homeless
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and unable to get a job due to her paralysis, Stacy eventually
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commits suicide by slicing her wrists with an old tin can. Her
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obituary consist of 4 lines. 2 more than the number of people
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that show up at her funeral.
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Julio is a small town drug dealer. He began dealing to help pay
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his college tuition and eventually dropped out because there was
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more money to be had in narcotics than in accounting.
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One day, while selling heroin to a young girl named Stacy,
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Julio is raided by several DEA agents. Julio manages to kill
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three agents before running out of bullets and surrendering.
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RESULT: Julio is let out on $75,000 bail put up by his suppliers.
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He then leaves the country and goes to South America where he
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works his way up through the ranks until he raises to the head
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of operations of a new branch of the Fernandez drug cartel aimed
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at hooking European pre-teens on narcotics.
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Michael volunteers for several charitable organizations. He also
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coaches the local soccer team and is president of the PTA.
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At the urging of several friends, Michael runs for mayor of
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his town. Realizing how popular he is within the community, no one
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runs against him. Michael is elected unanimously and immediately
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institutes a war to free his community of drugs.
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One evening, several members of the local branch of the Fernandez
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drug cartel come to Michael's home and make it clear that if he
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doesn't end his little turn war, his family will suffer. Michael
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promptly has them arrested and is hailed a local hero.
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RESULT: All but one of the drug dealers are let off on technicalities.
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3 days later, Michael and his 8 year old daughter Anna are killed
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in a gang land style shooting.
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Bill is an elected official. He regularly cheats on his wife, using
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his position of power to intimidate women and coerce them into bed.
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He also abuses alcohol and participates in illegal business investment
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schemes.
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One day a South American gentleman offers to provide Bill with
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a large sum of money in exchange for a bit of Bill's political
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influence.
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RESULT: Bill uses the money obtained from Senor Fernandez to run a
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largely successful media blitz. He is eventually elected to the
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president of the United States of America. Senor Fernandez is quite
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happy with his investment.
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Crime Pays.
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Anyone who tells you otherwise, wasn't a good criminal.
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-InVerse
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inverse@mos.com
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