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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Hacker Blues
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You mail me with bizarre requests...
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You message me on IRC with stupid questions...
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You ask me questions when the answers are flashing in front of you...
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And you dare to call yourself a hacker by any definition of the word.
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Instead of having a baseline of respect, instead of learning more about
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the person you ask questions of, you quickly denounce me as a lamer for
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not giving you everything on a silver platter. The first time I don't
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give you a full dissertation on why Windows95 can't spoof like a *nix box
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can, you call me a fake and try to flood me.
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You ask me how to get free soda from coke machines...
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You ask me how to get free cable and adult channels...
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You ask me how to pirate video tapes or make fake IDs...
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When I politely tell you that I can't help you, you call me a fake. A
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wannabe. A loser. Someone who doesn't know anything. You say I shouldn't
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run Windows and laugh at me. I ignore you and log into another one of my
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Sparcs. I begin a new compile for the latest version of SSH and glance
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back to my IRC window. There you are again, unable to take the hint.
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You ask me for exploits to operating systems you can't use...
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You ask me for PBX information but don't know what it stands for...
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You ask me for credit card generators that haven't been practical for years...
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I have been here for almost a decade. Some months I am not right here, but I
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am always around. I am on IRC to chat with my friends, not hold your hand.
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I prefer to stay on a few channels to talk with groups of friends. You join
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uninvited, don't bother to see who is here, interrupt our conversation, and
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yet I am the dickhead for ignoring you.
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You call me a loser for being on IRC.. by messaging me on IRC...
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You insult my mom because I don't care to decipher your cryptic requests...
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You try to flood me because I don't want you on my channel...
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Why can't you see how pathetic you are? Hiding behind 'elite' nicknames that
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are the result of sticky shift keys. Giving me shit from your AOL and
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Compuserve accounts. You mail me and whine because I deny you from my
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FTP site. You act like it is your right to access my private system, to use
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my bandwidth, my CPU time. The thought of passively watching and reading
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lost to you.
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You go so far as to threaten my life over a bunch of 1s and 0s...
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You threaten to ruin my credit and disconnect my phones...
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You say you will hack my system and 'rm' it for being mean to you...
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And you wonder why I get so disgusted at people like you? You don't
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know what things like "local loop", "ESS", or "RCMAC" are, yet you
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think for two seconds you can disconnect my phone? Companies like
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TRW, CBI, and Equifax are foreign to you, and you think you can
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ruin my credit? You portscan my system and have to message me asking
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what some of my services are, and you think you can 'rm' my system?
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You quote articles I wrote to me trying to look more intelligent...
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You tell me to go read the files on a website.. that i created...
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You tell me to check out the files on some server.. that i run...
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And after all this, I am still the 'lamer'. I have no life and no
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clue about how things work. I sit on IRC 24 hours a day. My parents
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weren't married when I was born. I am 14 years old, 5'0", 310 pounds.
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I have no social life, never go outside, and get beat up in school.
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Or at least.. that is how I must be according to the rest of you.
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When are you going to wake up and realize that ankle biters like
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you are nothing in this world. You can't even get respect in an online
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world that basically accepts everyone as equals. You get banned from
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channels run by newbies, because they are willing to sit patiently
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and learn, while you are running around yelling about how "eleet" you
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are.
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Your third grade antics give the rest of us a bad name. You do nothing
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productive for the scene, online community, me, and worst of all, you
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do nothing for yourself. What does it take to teach people like you
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a lesson? How can people like me help you with technical information
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when you need help in so many other areas? Why do you live for strife
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while claiming to be seeking information? Why can't you see what
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is going on? Why do you refuse ANY help for ANY reason? Isn't this
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all about learning and helping one another? Why?!
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, Submissions =
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= Mail: jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) =
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= To receive new issues through mail, mail jericho@dimensional.com with =
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= "subscribe fuck". If you do not have FTP access and would like back =
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= issues, send a list of any missing issues and they will be mailed. =
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= AnonFTP FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM/users/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.SEKURITY.ORG/pub/zines/fucked.up.college.kids =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT/pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= FTP.ETEXT.ORG/pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= WWW http://www.dimensional.com/~jericho =
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= http://www.reps.net/~krypt/fuck.html =
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= http://www.simunye.com/fuck =
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= http://www.dis.org/se7en/fuck =
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= (c) Copyright. All files copyright by the original author. =
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