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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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How to Waste Your Life & Improve Your Low Self-Esteem
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by Annoying Undeserving People
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How to be an 31337 IRC h4x0r
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Since a lot of people seem to be interested in learning how to take over
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channels on IRC, I thought I'd outline the basic steps.
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#1. First of all, you have to be a complete loser. Otherwise, you'd either
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be accepted in the channel, or have something better to do.
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#2. Secondly, you must have no life. It takes time to find/cause splits,
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set up bot-nets, etc. If you had a life, you wouldn't have time to do all
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this.
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#3. You must be a vindictive prick. You're going to be a pain in the ass
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to a lot of people, and if you're not a complete asshole, you might
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actually feel bad about it.
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#4. You must have low self-esteem. Ok, so this isn't required, but it
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helps to motivate you so you can sit around and feel good about yourself.
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If you don't have low self-esteem, then you wouldn't need to take over
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channels to fuel your ego.
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#5. You must be a coward. If you weren't afraid, then you'd be able to
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deal with the people you have a problem with somewhere other than IRC.
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#6. You must be a wannabe. If you had any real "skillz", you'd be out
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using them constructively, but you don't so you're resigned to h4x0r1ng IRC.
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#7. You must be able to lie to yourself. That way, you can justify your
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actions in your own mind, and won't have to worry when others present you
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with evidence of how pathetic you are.
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#8. Lastly, and most importantly, you have to be able to feign
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indifference. You have to be able to pretend like it doesn't matter when
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people don't kiss your ass like you really want them too. You have to act
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like what you did was no big deal, when in reality you're so proud that
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you're bursting. You have to be able to brush it off when people come back
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at you with intelligent arguments about how lame takeovers are.
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So you see, taking over an IRC channel is not much different than taking
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over your little sisters tea party, it's just a matter of being pathetic
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enough to want to do it.
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And for those of you wondering, no I'm not just whining because "my"
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channel got taken over. I don't even have a channel. It does get annoying
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though when the channels I go into to kill boredom are suddenly invite only
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because some lil' IRC hacker's daddy gave him too much attention.
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The easiest thing to do when your channel is taken over, though, is to
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simply make another channel & ignore the idiots. If they take over your new
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channel, just move again. They'll eventually grow tired of you and go
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search for somebody else to give 'em as much attention as their daddy use to.
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-InVerse
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, Submissions =
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= Mail: jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) =
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= WWW *** http://www.sekurity.org/~fuck *** =
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