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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Gripes From a 23 Year Old Woman
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Listen up good. No. Pay attention to me. Lean in real close. I
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want to tell you a secret or two.
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Just because I work in computers does not mean that I want to
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solve your stupid problems for you. Write me a check and then
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we'll talk.
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Do you *really* think that you are the first person to ask me
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if it hurt to get my nose pierced? I didn't think so. Use your
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brain for just two seconds. Piercings are accomplished with a
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hollow coring needle designed to enter flesh. Do you think
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that hurts? Uh-huh. Don't get me started on the tattoo.
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If I am writing something in a notebook, why the hell do you
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think I want to tell *you* what it is? If I wanted to tell
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you, I would open my mouth and form words and skip over the
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whole dead tree thing.
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Quit handing the change over to the guy I am with when *I* pay
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for something. The year is 1998. Not 1947.
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Do I ask *you* about the particulars of your eating habits in
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restaurants? If I want to eat a plate of lettuce with no
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dressing and cow dung on the side, that is my business. Shut
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your trap and eat your own meal without openly dissecting
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mine.
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I don't care if you quit smoking cold-turkey and started
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running 10 miles a day after you freed yourself of the
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nicotine demon. I smoke. You don't. Get out of my way before
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rub ashes into your eyes.
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If I wanted you to know where I got my jewelry, my tee-shirts,
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my hair clips, or anything else adorning my body, I would
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never have removed the tags.
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If I get one more piece of spam from you, I will find you and
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kill your dog by forcing it to eat your computer whole. Then I
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will do the same thing to you.
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I *know* I haven't updated my web page in 6 months. I write
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it, don't I? Get a fucking life.
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If I order popcorn and a diet Coke and then brandish a 10
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dollar bill in front of your face, what in the free world
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would possess you to ask me if I want candy? If I wanted
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candy, I would ask for it.
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No. I don't want new long distance, theater tickets, or a
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newspaper. I don't want to donate money to the Police Against
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Drugs Foundation. I don't want to sign your petition or answer
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your stupid survey questions. And I definitely don't want to
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give you a cigarette. What part of my unsmiling and generally
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annoyed expression are you interpreting as "open to
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soliciting?"
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Fix your fucking ATM machine or get it out of your store. If
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you can't keep it running for more than a day then it is of no
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discernible use to me.
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Please stop making my drinks weaker than my male companions'
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drinks. Just because I am short and have breasts does not mean
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that I am also a natural lightweight.
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Have a nice day.
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demonika
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demonika@demonic.com
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