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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Marijuana & Political Science
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The Connection
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It is now 10:47pm on the west coast. My name is The Jackal. I am currently
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stoned right now, after smoking some hella-fi Northern California
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Sensimilla
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Now the topic we will discuss tonight boys in girls, is a little story
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about
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A college student (Perhaps somebody like me) who has a political science
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class, but he has a few hours before his class. so he has to figure out
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what
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he's gonna do for a couple of hours.
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It is 2:46pm PST and "This Guy" is waiting for his english teacher to
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finish
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up his lecture, so he can get out and figure out what he's gonna do. "You
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may go," said the English Professor. "This Guy" walks out of the class and
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sees his budy "Hey You" This Guy" calls over to "Hey You" and Hey You walks
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over to This Guy and say's "Hey man, you doin' anything right now?" This
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Guy
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responds by saying "Nah man you got anything in mind?" and Hey You responds
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"Hell ya man, you wanna go over to the baseball diamond and smoke this
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smokalicious dopalicious bud?" "Sure man.," responds This Guy.
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Sitting on the pitcher's mound of the baseball diamond, Hey You opens up
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his knapsack and pulls out a very sophisticated smoke inhalation device,
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with a gasmask type apparatus attached. Hey You reaches into another
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pocket and pulls out a dime bag of some good lookin' bud. He then begins
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the process of inserting the Marijuana into the Output device of the smoke
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device. He gives the device to his buddy and says ""Go ahead man you can
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spark it up first." Taking his cue from his buddy, This Guy pulls a lighter
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out of his pocket and blazes up the Bud, taking up a couple of tokes of the
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bong/pipe This Guy inhales very deeply, taking the essence of what it good
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in the world into his lungs. He then breathes in a little air and takes one
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more hit, and passes it to his buddy.
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Exhaling loudly This Guy asks Hey You "Hey man this is good quality shit
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you
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got here." Hey You responds with a "Thanks man. I got this stuff from my
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top
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supplier, he usually gives me some good ganja." "Cool Man" says This Guy
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"Hey
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don't you have a Political Science class soon." This Guy responds with a
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"I sure do bra, but it's cool cause I get through his class easy when I'm
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stoned." "oh yeah bra, how's that?" "Well," This Guy responds "when your in
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a Political Science class, you find that the concepts are sometimes
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difficult
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to comprehend." "Oh Yeah" said Hey You, "Yeah sure is man" say This Guy
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"You see when studying Political Science, your overall understanding of the
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material, is determined by your ability to understand the psyche of the
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person who achieved some feat in the birth of our great country."
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"Wow man, that is totally far out bro," said Hey You with great admiration
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at his friend. "I mean you totally understand the concepts of history is
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not about events or dates, it's about people," said Hey You.
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"Hey man you know what time it is?" "whhaaat man," replied Hey You. "Do you
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know what time it is," repeated This Guy. "Oh it's 6:15 pm man," replied
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Hey You. "Wow man, we must've fallen asleep, I gotta go man I can't be late
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for my class." "Okay man," replied Hey Your, "Catchya later bra." This guy
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starts running for his class and disappears around a corner. "Catchya later
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bra, " whispers Hey You to himself. Hey you sits up and still finds himself
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in the baseball diamond, I guess the home team is at an away game thinks
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Hey You. He looks down to find his pipe laying on the ground. He picks it
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up
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and examines it. Hmm it looks okay sparking his lighter he is just about to
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toke up when he finds his bowl is empty. Hmmmm thought Hey You, he reaches
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into his knapsack and retrieves his dime bag. He fills the bowl with the
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magic
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secret Mary Jane, and is just about to spark up again. When all of a sudden
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he hears footsteps. Coming over the horizon, he sees his friend walking
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towards him. "Hey bra I though you had a class right now," inquires Hey You
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"Yeah I know, but I decided that with the knowledge I gained about
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Political
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Science in todays session, I found I did not want to share my knowledge
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with
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the class. I felt I should keep it to myself," replies This Guy "Okay man,"
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replies Hey You. "Yo bra, you wanna toke up this bowl?" inquires Hey You
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"Sure Man," replies Hey You
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I hope you enjoyed, because I enjoyed writing.
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The Jackal
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