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Oh my GawD! ***** Wear lots of green today, bizitch. ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 4 Brand Spanking New Text Files for St. Patrick's Day, 1998!
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(Issues 58-61 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime)
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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**.....** **..................** **.....**
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**.........** **.....GwD60....** **.........**
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**..............* *......* *..............**
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**..............** *.....* **..............**
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*...GwD58......................GwD59...*
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**.........** *...........* **.........**
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**.....** **.....GwD61.....** **.....**
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THIS IS A VERITABLE FOUR-LEAF CLOVER OF A RELEASE!
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gwd58.txt - Confessions of an Insurance Adjuster (by Antone P. Braga),
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gwd59.txt - The Deluded Ravings of a Madman (by The Mad Screamer),
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gwd60.txt - _The Book of KeyLime_ (translated by Lobo
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Licious and Seth The Man),
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AND....
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gwd61.txt - Commentary on Just a Bunch of Stuff
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I Thought About When I Was Stoned
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and Bored (by Sir Flea).
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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Summaries of New Issues
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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"Confessions of an Insurance Adjuster"
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= GwD58 =
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The story of one man's journey from
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insurance adjuster to crusader for
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policyholders' rights.
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-----
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"The Deluded Ravings of a Madman"
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= GwD59 =
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The Madman speaks. And many won't
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like what he has to say. A movie
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authority gives his opinion on a
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few celebrities. Not for the
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faint of heart or Matt Damon fans.
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-----
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_The Book of KeyLime_
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= GwD60 =
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------> IT'S FINALLY HERE! <------
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The sacred text of Droogism,
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the pseudo-religion of GwD dr00gs.
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Translated from the original
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Grenochian. Also includes other
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information on the status of GwD.
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-----
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"Commentary on Just a Bunch of Stuff I Thought About
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When I Was Stoned and Bored"
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= GwD61 =
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Sir Flea comments on life and.....
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other things. Classic words of
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wisdom from the Prophet himself.
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A must read.
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-----
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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Why a St. Pat's release?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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Why release only four files NOW when you could release more later?
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Well, St. Patrick's Day is a very important Droogish holiday. Think about it;
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when else are there multitudes of people wearing Green and drinking Green Beer
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[Note: Green Beer is said to be the nectar of the gods...or at least the
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beverage of choice of Grene's Consort, Honkey Donkey] while pretending to be (or
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actually being, in some cases) from the Emerald Isle? It's one of those
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holidays that is synonymous with EXCESS and FUN in all things. We at GwD are
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all about EXCESS and FUN, so we figured, "What the hell?"
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Besides, St. Patrick's Day is an official holiday on the Droogish Calendar.
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It is our rough equivalent of "Thanksgiving," only with more less turkey and
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more beer.
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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It seems that we picked the right time to resurface from our self-imposed exile
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to "the underground" two years ago. Since our last release, there seems to have
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been a new interest in GwD. Subscriptions and submissions have reached record
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levels (which still isn't saying much, but for self-proclaimed CRAP, that ain't
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bad).
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Also, not one, but TWO groups of k-k00l k1dz have declared war on us. They are
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known as "fWd" (Future World Dominators) and "John's Cult", respectively. The
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latter has also declared war on the former. We thanked them both for their
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interest, but as you all know, we are already at war with TOFTAOBL, so they will
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just have to wait. Nyah nyah nyah. Nanny nanny boo boo. See "Other stuff" in
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GwD60 for details regarding our policy where such groups are concerned.
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~~~~~
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The release of the premier issue of "GwD Adult" has been postponed indefinitely.
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E-mail Seth the Man <seththeman@cyberdude.com> to voice your opinion on this
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matter.
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~~~~~
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Plans are underway for GwD's Birthday Festivities. GwD will be FIVE-FIVE-FIVE
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(okay, just one five) years old on June 10, 1998. June 10 is, of course, the
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Droogish New Year.
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To celebrate this notable anniversary, there will be a special release of
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"GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" This release will
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(hopefully) be comprised of short stories and essays by various authors with
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topics about GwD, GREENY, Grene, Honkey Donkey, the color green, ecoterrorism,
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and/or anything else relating to our organization. E-mail gwd@geocities.com
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with anything that fits the above, or just make something up and send it our
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way.
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Also, needless to say, there WILL be festivities of some sort on June 10, 1998
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[read: PARTY]. Such festivities will take place in Lubbock, Texas, and will be
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OPEN TO ALL and have VERY LITTLE ORGANIZATION, in the tradition of classic
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GwaD-Gatherings. There MIGHT be food (if you bring it). There MIGHT be alcohol
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(see why there might be food). There MIGHT be LIVE MUSIC (if you play an
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instrument). There MIGHT be NUDITY (if you decide to show off your bits and
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pieces). There MIGHT be VIOLENCE (if STM decides to shoot Sir Flea with a BB
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gun again). There might be ANY COMBINATION OF THESE.
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Mass-mail containing details will be coming when we get around to sending it,
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and information will be available on The world Domination PlayStation. E-mail
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gwd@geocities.com if you can't wait for us to get off of our lazy asses and send
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the details to you. /
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.-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-.
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.-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-. .-~-.
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{ } { } { GwD } { } { }
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-*- This ain't your daddy's Domination. His involves whips and chains. -*-
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://gwd.snakeden.org/
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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/
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ftp://ftp.etext.org/Zines/Greeny/
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gwd@geocities.com
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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The GwD Task Force, Inc. - Bringing YOU All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993
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by Lobo Licious - copyright (c) MCMXCVIII GwD, Inc. ***** release date 03-17-98
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-*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN9
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