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h0'z ASCII/Anarchy komputerz and drugz
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5-12-94 hAk/d
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6:19 pm phile #8
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ANDY ROONEY SLAMS KURT COBAIN ON TV
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In commentary Andy Rooney, of 60 Minutes, commented on the suicide of
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Kurt Cobain, the famed "grunge rocker." Rooney said that he knew the world
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was passing him by because a person had died with great publicity whom he
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had never even heard, and that he had no idea what "grunge rock" was.
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Rooney continued by looking at a picture of Cobain and commenting about
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the holes in Cobain's jeans sayung that it made him suspicious because he
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doubted that the man had ever worked hard enough in his life to get holes in
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his jeans, and he bet that he had 20 more just like it in his closet.
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We, as journalists, have learned that we must first, research a subject
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before we write about it. As for ripped jeans, they are, in a sense, the
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same thing as the tie and suit that Rooney wears while giving his commentary.
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What a person wears reflects themselves. Rooney would not wear ripped jeans
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on 60 Minutes as Cobain would probablly not have worn a suit and tie on
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stage. We would bet that Rooney has 20 more suits in his closet.
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Rooney quoted a girl who said that Cobain opened the worlds eyes to
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the problems that the youth face. Rooney said that he did not know what all
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the young people were "whinning" about because they had never been through
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World War or Depression and that he would trade places with us anyday.
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Though our generation is lacking in not having lived during a World War
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(and we regret it), we have watched our loved ones die in many military
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conflicts. Every day students are killed on their way to school, and we have
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many growing problems, such as AIDS, drugs, violence, teenage pregnancy, and
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physical sexual abuse. There are a number of young people who would love to
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trade places with Rooney, do his commentary and make the money he makes. How
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can a man be as successful and intelligent as Rooney but be so ignorant to
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the problems that not only plague or generation but also his. Is he so
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socially blind that he believes young people do not have serious problems?
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Rooney finished by reading an obituary of a Harvard professor in his
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late eighties who had died of natural causes and suggested that we should
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save our tears for the professor rather than Cobain. This editorial was not
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written for that fact that Rooney expressed his opinion about Cobain (though
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we think his view is incorrect), but rather it was written to point out other
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obvious problems Rooney made in his commentary. All he succeeded in was
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alienating and angering his younger audience and pointing out yet another
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problem that young people have always felt they have had, being misunderstood
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by the older generation. We will shed our tears for whom we please.
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written by: circle jerk
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CALL: The HoNky RiNk (713) = hAk/d world HQ = 0-.314 day warez =
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-Ok, this article was is the San Jacinto Student Newspaper if
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you were curious and was written by Dave Jakes. Well, dat be it.
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Psalm 69: 2 philes in 2 days
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Dr Dave: Are you alive?
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DEATH: crack STUDS pleeeeeeez
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Madball: Acid is kewl
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6:32 pm
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EOF
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