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] [_______ / O \ [ / / / ______] [
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]__] ]__] [__] [__] ]_[ \_\ /_/ ]_________[
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h0'z ASCII/Anarchy komputerz and drugz
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5-27-94 hAk/d
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2:01 pm phile #9
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How to Get Onto Those Lame-Azz
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Warez BBS's So You Can Leech
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(Before we start of this phile, I proudly present M.C. Allah)
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(as the newest member of hAk/d. That brings us to a grand)
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( total offfffffffffffff 8. wowowowow.. we are kewl. peace)
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Well, itz about 2:00pm, i am just sippin on da keg and waitin for
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my buds to get off work so we can get fucked up, watch the rockets (win
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of course), go to Numberz, and pick up some Ho'z. Well, first of all, Have
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you ever called a warez BBS and noticed you have to define like 20
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acronyms? Being the fuckups we are, we never take the time to write em
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down, that is if we ever have heard of the damned groups. Well, here is
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you answer to get on any warez bbs in 713. GUARANTEED.. all you have
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to do is define the acronyms correctly, know the right people, be on the
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"3l33t" BBS's and have the newest warez. Now here is what you do:
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I. On most warez BBS's, your access is determined by the users
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in the NUV. By saying you know the right people, you will
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get on for sure. Like, how are they gonna know if you know the
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guyz you say you do or not? They'll just take your word. So, here
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are a few names that will help you get on to ANY warez BBS you
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want in 713:
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1) The Slave Driver 6) Helix
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2) Drunkfux 7) The Chairman
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3) The General 8) Redneck
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4) Bud Wizer 9) The Archer
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5) Marauder 10) MistMaster
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II. Ok, now you need some good wAreZ BbS references.. Heres a list
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of 5 of the top 713 BBS's and 5 other GOOD (for warez that is)
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outta 713 BBS's:
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1) The General (713) 6) Gotham City (512)
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2) Dv8 (713) 7) RAZOR WHQ (514)
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3) Bad Board (713) 8) Unlawful Entry (612)
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4) Street Sypders (713) 9) Suburbia (214)
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5) Cycle Sluts (713) 10) Regret BBS (512)
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III. Now, ya know all those acronyms? Heres a list of pretty
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much any acronym you'll ever be asked, in 713 at least. I don't
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know about other AC's.
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ACiD - Ansi Creators in Demand
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ALi - Alive
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BSP - Bentley Sidwell Productions
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cDc - Cult of the Dead Cow
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CHiNA - Communist Hackers in North America
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CiA - Crackers in Action
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CUA - Computer Underground Anarchists
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CUD - Computer Underground Digest
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DoA - Disciples on Anarchy
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FLT - Fairlight PC Distributors
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GoD - Generations of Destruction
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hAk/d - h0'z, Anarchy/ASCII, komputerz, drugz
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HPAV - Hack, Phreak, Anarchy, Virus
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iCE - Insane Creators Enterprises
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LOD - Legion of Doom
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LoL - Legion of Lucifer
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MaD - Malicious Artists Denomination
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NARC - Nuclear hAckers, Phreakers, and Crackers
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NIA - Network Information Access
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NXS - NeXus
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PTG - Pentagram
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PWA - Pirates With Attitudes
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RiSC - Rise in Superior Couriering
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RZR(RAZOR) - Razor 1911
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TDT - The Dream Team
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TSG - The Support Group
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UCS - Underground Cracking Syndicate
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USA - Underground Software Agency
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IV. The fourth thing you need to do to impress the voters
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on the NUV infoform is have the latest warez. Since new warez
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change daily I cant type up what to put here. All you do, is go
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to any BBS and look in the Uploads dir for the most recent files
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and claim that you have it in the infoform.
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Well, that should about get you on any warez BBS you need.. Never fails
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for me. After you read this phile, call up the HoNky RiNk and get involved
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in all the latest anarkist shit-chat.. peace out
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shout outz to da G'z phrom around da way
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Gambreezzi: or however you spell your name. Thanks
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for all da help with the acronyms and
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shit.
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Dr. Dave: You still haven't called my bbs, asshole.
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DAK: Where you been?
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M.C. Allah: Welcome to da gr00p, d00d.
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Madball: Help me with my setup Usurper
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drunkfux: I want that Beavis and Butt-head ASCII
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ad. Hehe
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Death: H.A.T.E kix azz man.. oh.. i forgot they died.
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Death: So does DeathNet.. Oh yea.. it died 2. wooooopz.
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all warez sysops: lick my nardz.....
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P.S. Everyone give Gangrene (713) a call.. It b kewl and all dat shit.
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* * * * phile by:
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* * circle jerk (who else gets
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* * * * * off their ass
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* * to write a phile?)
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* * * *
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Put this in your pocket and think about it:
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what if like is one big dream? I guess you would
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never wanna wake up, becuz you would die? or not?
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life be realer `dan tha real deal, Holyfied!@!
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(C) circle jerk.. BOW WOW WOW
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2:31 pm
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EOF
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