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66 lines
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Hard Core Hackers presents...
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Filename : SCHLCOMP.HCH Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Description : Fuck up the computers at Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ your school Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Author: Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Time/Date : 3/94 Û
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Here are a few ways to fuck up the computers at school, just to get a laugh out
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of how long it takes the ass hole "experts" at your school to figure out the
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problem.
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First Way:
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Materials:
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Strike anywhere matches
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Sparklers (like the 4th of july ones)
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double-sides tape
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a disk
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First, this is the very hard part, cut the tips off the matches so they don't
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go off. Then cover the double sided tape on one side lightly. Now, crunch
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up the sparklers and therest of the matches, and coat the rest of the tape
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with it, make sure the sparklers are on top of the match part of it, because
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it will take the heat of the matches to ignite the sparklers. Now, open up
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any disk, but do it carefully. Make sure you do not ruin the disk or anything.
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Now, use the other side of the tape and stick it to the disk on the lower side,
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which would befacing the ground if you placed it straight up. Now, wait until
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the end of school, abnd pop in the disk, and RUN! The disk drive will spin, and
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start the fire, which will ruin the computer.
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Second way:
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The next thing you can do is look at the back of the computer, and see what
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type of network is hooked up, if only one cable going to the next computer is
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present, use a utility knife to cut a small slit in the wire, and get some
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tin foil from lunch and stick it in. This will allow for minimal wire
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transfers, but the computer will still work. It will take those high paid
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technicians a long time to figure out this one.
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Third way:
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Get some juice, or some glue, and put it between the keys on every keyboard in
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the class. It will make the computers stick, but make sure you put it BETWEEN
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the keys so it is not noticable. Most of the time, the school will waste
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money getting new keyboards, and you won't have computer class for a while.
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Fourth way:
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every network has a printer shariong cable. The best thing to do to it is not
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disconnect it, because then the problem will be noticed, but what you should
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do it slit it just to cut about half the connection. The printing jobs will
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get all fucked up, and most likely, they will think it is a problem with the
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printer and never find the slit youmade.
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Fifth way:
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The easiest out of all of these ways is to find out where the data disks for
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the classes are held. Most teachers say "don't touch the inside of the disk"
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but it doesn't do much if you do. Get some oil, and coat your hand with it.
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I know most of you have the urge to jerk off with it, but take it and touch
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all the data disks, or just the ones of those people you don't like.
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I hope you have fun doing these things, but if you get caught doing them,
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you are responsible for your own actions, and i am not to blame for what you
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take it upon yourself to do.
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.\\Ã\D Dog
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