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$$$$$$$$$$ HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CONSUMPTION $$$TONYA$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$$$ *N*E*W*S* $$$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$ Issue #29: Quentin Tarentino is God $$$$$$$$$$$
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Holy Temple of Mass Consumption slack@ncsu.edu
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PO Box 30904 BBS: (919) 954-5028
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Raleigh, NC 27622-0904
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NOW AVAILABLE IN BOOKSTORES EVERYWHERE:
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REVELATION X:
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THE "BOB" APOCRYPHON
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Hidden Teachings and Deuterocanonical
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Texts of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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The Church of the SubGenius: salvation, or salivation? A joke disguised
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as a religion? Or an actual, secretive religion, *disguised* as a joke
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disguised as a religion? Or, an incredibly complex joke, described as an
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*extremely ambiguous* religion, *disguised* as a joke disguised as a religion?
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"Bob" is back! Finally, the long-awaited sequel to the classic _The Book
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of the SubGenius_ (1987) is here in the form of REVELATION X: THE "BOB"
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APOCRYPHON, Hidden Teachings and Deuterocanonical Texts of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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(Fireside Books; A Simon & Schuster Trade Paperback Original; December 16,
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1994; $14.95). A new and even more radical, twisted, and thought-provoking
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journey into the alternate universe of "Bob", REVELATION X broadens the satire
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of cults, religious extremism, and conspiracy theories promulgated by the now
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notorious SubGenius Foundation.
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To aid in the SubGenius quest for Slack (i.e. freedom from the Conspiracy
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of the "Normals"), REVELATION X combines science fiction, spectactular
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religious imagery, and ironic text to amuse, offend, and edify readers with
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such information as:
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- the manifestations of "Bob"
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- the gospel of "Bob's" wife, Connie Dobbs
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- unanswered mysteries of Dobbs' prophecy
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- the essentials for survival in the End Times
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- things to think and know
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- facts about the Beforelife (Heaven and Hell guidebooks)
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- the dark side of Dobbs
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Either the gratest general satire of pure human stupidity and greed ever
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created, or a self-help book from hell, REVELATION X presents a previously
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hidden side of SubGenius avatar J.R. "Bob" Dobbs that is simultaneously
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enlightening, inspiring, and deeply disturbing.
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"Bob" teaches about the Conspiracy, the mega-conspiracy that controls every
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normal human being, and reveals how the SubGeniuses--who are not normal and
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probably not even human--have been victimized. While the Conspiracy aims to
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rob the SubGeniuses of their inherent Slack, Dobbs is here to inspire the
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abnormals, mutants, and those SubGeniuses who must daily pass for normal to
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poison the great Beast of the Conspiracy from the inside.
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According to the book's Sacred Scribe, Reverend Ivan Stang: "REVELATION X is
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darker, deeper, more detailed, louder, and funnier than _The Books of the
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SubGenius_. It draws you into the SubGenius universe, seductively turns you
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into a cult zombie, but then abruptly deprograms you and leaves you feeling
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like an idiot, but thanking "Bob" for saving you from yourself."
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Compiled by Stang and designed by Paul Mavrides, REVELATION X also features
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work from a host of artists and writers, including Hal Robins, Robert Williams,
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Winston Smith, John Shirley ("The Crow"), Gilbert Shelton (Fabulous Furry
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Freak Brothers), Mark Mothersbaugh (Devo), and Nancy Collins (Sunglasses After
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Dark).
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With its startling illustrations and an extensive appendix of epistles from
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apostles of the SubGenius Church, REVELATION X is the most intoxicating and
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mesmerizing portrait yet of the infamous Church and its elusive leader "Bob"
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Dobbs.
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Klinton Haiku
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billy beer was bad back from vacation
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but doesn't compare with ready to do some yard work
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roger's new album and find a crashed plane
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_TV_Nation_ Poll: 10% of Americans would pay $5.00 to see Orrin
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Hatch fight a big, mean dog on pay TV. 86% would root for the dog.
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$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$+$
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Natural Born Comics
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*** A-Bomb #4 - A bit short on overall eroticism compared to earlier issues,
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and a bit more of the hardcore/violent topics. Also, I thought that the
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"Tropical Punch" story took up quite a bit of space, even though its a fairly
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good story, it just didn't feel right alongside the others. If anything,
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the single-page artworks carried this issue. Venus Comics.
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*** Alice Cooper: The Last Temptation #1 - In an eerie comic reminiscent of
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"Welcome To My Nightmare", Alice Cooper is a demonic theatre announcer who
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tries to tempt a young boy to join him by showing him a series of scary and
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seductive stories. Good horror comic, but it smacks of corporate
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product-tie-ins. Marvel Comics.
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*** Alice Cooper: The Last Temptation #2 - The evil theatre manager continues
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to taunt Steven the next day, Halloween, at school. The conversation goes on
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with offers to join the demonic troupe, as different people are temporarily
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taken over to continue the offer. Good story, and it nicely captures Alice
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Cooper's on-stage persona and general creepiness. Marvel Comics.
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** Beavis & Butthead #7 - The boys are sent to summer camp for troubled kids
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as punishment for peeping at Mr. Anderson's niece. A bit slower, and not as
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sickeningly outrageous as most in this series. Marvel Comics
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*** Beavis & Butthead #8 - After landing on one of those sex-dating TV shows,
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they proceed to completely blow it on their test dates, then get completely
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humiliated on national TV. Marvel Comics.
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*** Beavis & Butthead #9 - After becoming super heroes, the boys go on a
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mayhem spree. Fun stuff, and lots of little hidden details in the comics.
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Easily up to par with the TV series. Marvel Comics
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**** Big Mouth #4 - More cartoons by Pat Moriarty, from stories by Bukowski,
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Eichhorn, Henry Rollins, Mike Diana, and others. As usual, Pat draws
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them in the style of the artist who supplies the story. Its a nice blend
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of pure experience, history, philosophy, and fun. Of note is the story
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on Mike Diana's censorship by Florida puritans. Fantagraphics Books
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**** Bondage Fairies #5 - Possibly the most explicit sex and raw violence in
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a single manga-style comic ever. After being tortured by the sex drug, Pfil
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gives in to the mutilated male slave. The tables are turned as the slave
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turns on his masters, kills one, sets Pfil free, then shackles and rapes the
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other. Great hidden John Wayne Bobbitt joke. Venus Comics.
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*** Bondage Fairies #6 - Pfil escapes, but Marcia cuts off her own hand to
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seek vengeance. In a final show-down, Marcia is killed and Pfil is rescued
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and treated. This looks like the end of this whole story. Venus Comics.
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*** Buck Godot #3 - The riot ends over the Winslow, an indestructible,
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immortal, but stupid reptile that is an important component of three-quarters
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of the galaxy's religions. Naturally, wars break out as everyone tries to
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steal it for their own. Meanwhile, Buck goes on a high-speed chase for
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terrorist kidnappers. Palliard Press.
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*** Buck Godot #4 - After the disappearance of the Winslow, multiple alien
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races all wage war on the humans. Buck is hired by the chief of security,
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who makes a number of puzzling discoveries. It is discovered that the source
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of the loss of sexual desire is a weapon virus, which is designed to wipe
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out all of mankind. In order to buy time, they are forced to fake the
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destruction of the human embassy in order to calm down the warring races.
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A real strange roller-coaster of a ride. Palliard Press.
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*** The CFD Book of Lingerie - Although it doesn't have any characters
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recognizable as the "Dawn" character, this is a bunch of well-endowed
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women in various poses and fetish gear, modeling lots of variations-on-a-
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theme lingerie, done by different artists. CreativeForce Designs.
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*** Crap #5 - This issue tackles discrimination against women in the workplace,
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and how they are often paid less than men for doing the same work. Claire
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get disgusted with her job and quits to do her own artwork. Plus, a great
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piece on the sheeplike masses who accept corporate "mass culture" drivel and
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never think for themselves. by J.R. Williams. Fantagraphics Books.
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***** Devil Chef #1 - The worst chef in the world, he responds to complaints
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with rudeness, extortion, and flaming destruction. Blasphemous, sadistic,
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and demonic, he gets his kicks by torturing restaurant patrons and anyone
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else who gets in his way. You probably have one in your town. Dark Horse.
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**** Flaming Carrot #31 - After a much too long absence, Bob Burden returns
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with more adventures. In this one, Flaming Carrot teams up with Herbie to
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go back in time and prove that Shakespeare had help- and it turns out to be
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Buddy Hackett. Also, Bob is coming out with a line of book-like text comics,
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with few illustrations but lots of reading. The first should be ready now.
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FC by Dark Horse Comics, write to Bob Burden at PO Box 467251, Atlanta, GA
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31146 - First issue of VERSION-A comics available for $5.
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**** Galaxias #3 - The Giger/Aliens/Hustler space adventure continues. The
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alien queen uses a pleasure drug to trick the humans into copulating with
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strange aliens, which lands her in trouble, and a pair of humans escape. The
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Galaxias ship, armed with information taken from the alien ship, fire upon
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it, stranding them both together in the strange, dead old colony called
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"Terra". Besides gratuitous sex, there's a story here too. Rip Off Press.
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**** Grit Bath #3 - Very strange, disturbing tales involving mutilation,
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death, innocence, and terror. Definitely not for the squeamish, this is a
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collection of various stories and strips, some of the serialized, that explore
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the darker, more psychological aspects of fear, guilt and terror. Drawn by
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Renee French and others. Fantagraphics Books.
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*** Hate #16 - Buddy and Lisa go on a two-week vacation back to Buddy's
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parents in New Jersey. Neurotic parents, irritating neighbors, and generally
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bad karma depress them, but still they consider staying instead of going back
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to Seattle. This is a good Generation-X point of view that brings up the
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possibility that maybe its the *rest* of the world that's more fucked-up
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than the chronic under-achievers. Fantagraphics Books.
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*** Instant Piano #1 - A fairly thick mixture of comics by Evan Dorkin,
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Kyle Baker, Mark Badger, Robbie Busch, and Stephen Destefano. Very uneven;
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some of it doesn't work at all, some is great. I particularly liked the
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cynical strips by Dorkin, plus an extra Milk and Cheese. Dark Horse Comics.
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***** Jim vol. 2 #3 - More strange dreams and dark visions from Jim Woodring.
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One involves him, in person, at a party and how a woman tricks him to swim
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across a river to steal a raft. But, of course, the real "star" of the comic
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is the adventures of Frank. This issue has two of them - one is a full-color
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with all the strange flying objects, and the other is a gross black-and-white
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where Manhog reaps yet more rewards his stupidity. Fantagraphics Books.
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**** konny and czu #1 - More stories of the pair of galactic con-artists from
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Matt Howarth. There's nothing even remotely human in it. Konny is captured
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by a terrorist gang (Clintonese for tax protest group), and Czu enlists the
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help of an old friend to rescue him, although this old friend turns out to
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be the chief of police. Antarctic Press.
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*** Last Gasp #1 - Anthology of bizarreness even a bit beyond most of the
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ones listed here. Includes "Tyrannosaurus Tex" by Harold Robins, "Blummy" by
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Steven Cerio, which is very reminiscent of Mike Diana's style, "AIDS Fucks
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With Your Mind" by Mike Shafer, and many, many others. Much like a "bizarre
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mind-fuck" version of Negative Burn. Last Gasp Comics.
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**** Meatcake #3 - More stories by Dame Darcy, drawn with those elaborate
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little frames around all the comic panels. The seemingly innocent and
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whimsical style of her drawings stand in sharp contrast to the strange, dark,
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and often cruel stories. Great stuff. Fantagraphics Books.
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**** Naughty Bits #13 - An old friend from high school joins the company, but
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Bitchy Bitch now has to put up with flipped-out hyper-religious types who
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go crazy when they find out her friend is gay. Plus, lots more on just
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getting along as a drone in a corporate wasteland. Fantagraphics Books.
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***** Naughty Bits #14 - Office politics take off over Bitchy's friend, and
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when she admits to being gay, the hyper-religious turn militant, spewing
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hatred and propoganda. This is one of the best displays of the ignorant and
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hateful mentality of the Christian "Right" I've seen in a while. Caught in
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the middle, Bitchy Bitch overcomes her own fears and prejudices of gay people,
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but the whole situation causes her friend to quit. Fantagraphics Books.
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*** Negative Burn #12 - Another episode of the Twilight People, Mr. Mamoulian,
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Classics Desecrated, and a text chapter from the Micra series are the high
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points of this issue. Caliber Press
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**** Negative Burn #14 - Lots of regular serials and new stories, and all of
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them are good. This has a one-page Flaming Carrot written story, with a
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picture, plus another episode of Boneshaker, more Classics Desecrated, Mr.
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Mamoulian, and a great new one- The Chicken That Knew, Like, Everything.
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I liked everything in this issue. Caliber Press.
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*** No Hope #6 - by Jeff Levine, this is a series of short strips about
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another splinter group of Generation X, that is, those people who have
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managed to get a halfway-decent job, but find themselves locked into a
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joyless and boring grind. Real depressing, but all too familiar. Slave
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Labor Graphics.
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*** normalman-Megaton Man special #1 - A somewhat extended satire/criticism
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of the whole superhero commercialized comic book scene, normalman and Megaton
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Man team up to find a company to sell out to. The most interesting parts,
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however, are an appearance by Flaming Carrot, drawn by Bob Burden, and the
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Beanworld by Larry Marder, plus cameos by lots of other artists. Image.
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***** Nurture the Devil #2 - More of the dark, slimy, and terrifying cartoons
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exploring a wide range of human fears and perversions. Its a strange place
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where every human interaction has a demented and disturbed element, and the
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cartoons draw you in to feel every bit of it. Horrifying but compelling at
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the same time. Fantagraphics Books.
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*** Post Brothers #39 - Russell Post is disturbed at his new deranged
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nightclub by a wizard out for revenge; meanwhile Ron Post shows up at the
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studio needing help from a computer virus. Caroline finds out that it isn't
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the real Ron, but a digital virus that is also after Russell. The real
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Ron shows up, and the fun begins. AEON.
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*** Pressed Tongue #2 - More strangeness in the apartments- the super finds
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out that only baby Todd's shit has the ability to cure wounds, the moralists
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neighbors wage war on comics, but cook and eat their dead child, and Simon
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and his girlfriend celebrate an anniversary. Disgusting and fun at the same
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time. Fantagraphics Books.
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*** Real Stuff #19 - More of Dennis Eichhorn's adventures. Hawaiian cops
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ripping off stashes, the return of Wild Man Fischer, irrational hateful
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fundamentalists, bad cocaine trips, and more. Artwork by Fiona Smyth,
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Renee French, J.R. Williams, R.L. Crabb, and more. Fantagraphics Books.
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* Ren & Stimpy #22 - Bedtime Stories - They seem to be seriously running
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out of steam with story ideas. This is just a bunch of Ren&Stimpy-ized
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nursery tales, recycled characters, and lame jokes. Not very good and
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not original at all. Marvel Comics
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*** Ren & Stimpy #24 - Stimpy goes nut trying to gather enough Gritty Kitty
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boxtops to get a new litter box, and makes Ren miserable in the process.
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Plus, Stimpy tries to get into the world records book, fails at every event,
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but wins the most stupidest thing alive award. Marvel Comics.
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*** Ren & Stimpy #25 - When Stimpy rips up all the furniture, Ren sends
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him to obedience school, but he comes back as a sophisticated but boring
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snob. Mr. Horse turns him back into his stupid self. Plus, Ren is mutated
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into a Godzilla-like giant. Marvel Comics.
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** Ren & Stimpy #26 - There might be a story buried somewhere in here among
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all the superhero product endorsement ads. Whenever they have writer's
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block, they start using old cliches as subjects; this one is irritating
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things that kids do on car trips, like asking "Are We There Yet" incessantly.
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Things barely get going after that. More unimaginative stuff from Marvel Comics.
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*** Ren & Stimpy Show Special #3 - This is a Commander Hoek and Stimpy
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story that contains not only their usual antics, but time travel and a
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story line that the reader determines, by going back and forth to different
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sections depending on your choice. Nicely done, and fun. Marvel Comics.
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*** Savage Henry Vol. 1 No. 2 - Henry meets up with the techno musician Moby
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in a dream. They have lots of fun times, before they figure out that they
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are both in a single dream, and that someone is manipulating them. By doing
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so, they spoil a Dream Merchant's plans. Iconografix.
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*** The Tick - Karma Tornado #5 - The Tick joins the Leage of Justly
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Compensated Super Heroes, who demand payments for doing Good, and they plan
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on using the Tick to extort money for them. When they almost beat up Arthur,
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the Tick wipes them out. New England Comics Press.
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*** The Tick - Karma Tornado #6 - The Tick becomes the target of self-righteous
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windbag politicians who blame superheroes for all of the countries problems.
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Actually is the supervillian, the Spin Doctor who is controlling the media
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for his own purposes. The Tick fights, and wins. New England Comics Press.
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*** Underwater #1 - This new series by Chester Brown starts off with a pair
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of twin girls being born and taken home. Whats odd is the whole thing is
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from one of the babies point of view, with all of the dialog being
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complete gibberish, with a word understood here and there. Plus
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Chester's panel-to-page ratio is getting better. It'll be interesting to
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see where this one goes. Drawn and Quarterly.
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*** Whot Not #4 - More stories running the gamut between cynical, biting satire
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and puerile silliness. This history of the development (and impact) of TV,
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another strange installment of "Americaville", and more. A healthy dose of
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disturbing strangeness throughout. Fantagraphics Books.
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**** Peter Kuper's Wild Life #2 - Where the first issue dealt with the
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angst of teenage sex (or lack thereof), this one is about his drug
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experiences while growing up. Its a real honest look at adolescent drug
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use which is, overall, a fun and enlightening experience, unlike DARE
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bullshit nightmare propganda. Of course, there's the tense times with
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the law, and the bad trips, but overall its bong-a-thons that lots of people
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can identify with. A fun, and different, way of looking at growing up.
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Plus, a couple of other neat, smaller cartoons. Fantagraphics Books
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*** XXXenophile presents #3: Utopia Unlimited 1 - Definitely not short of
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orgies and kinky sex, but very little story to hold it together. An undersexed
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spaceship officer who must report on unauthorized sexual encounters among the
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crew is turned on by a crew that is into nearly everything. Palliard Press.
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ZINES and THINGS
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from the depths of the SACRED PO BOX:
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Anticryptographa 797 - This is a collection of very dense chaotic artwork
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of the Whores of Goddess Scientists (WOGSS), which is an "anarcho-gnostic-
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Thelemic-Psychick-Scientists". This "alien art anticodebook" is a collection
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of more wild clip-art from various and sundry mystical traditions than I've
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ever seen together in one place, intersperced among various codewords and
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strange texts. Every bit as chaotic and engaging as the random artwork
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surround pages in the Book of the SubGenius, it is designed to destroy the
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current stupid & corrupt cults- which is perhaps the most worthy goal of all.
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(sample page & ad follows) Available in 7 sets of 3 double-sided pages for
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$2.31/set or all for $13.31. Not for the weak-willed.
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Rev. Adtrian Cain, 1800 Market St. #47, San Francisco, CA 94102
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Asi-9 Comics - black and white comic books, with a story or two of text in
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each of them. Strange and silly, but not too far over the edge. Artwork is
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actually quite good for such small books (25-30 pages). No price listed.
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ASI-9, 960 Taft Ave. #3, Atlanta, GA 30309
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Barefoot and Pregnant - #2 and #3 - a BIG THANKS to Dave Mitchell for turning
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me on to his comics at DragonCon - This comic is about two backwoods girls,
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Barefoot and Pregant (who is knocked up, but that doesn't stop her from
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partying as hard as she can) who like fast cars, hard drinking, bad country
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music, and other redneck trash culture. Eerily authentic depiction of some
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*real* people I've seen. About as politically incorrect as you can get, it
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takes southern-bashing to its probably deserved and fun conclusion. $1 each
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from Kill City Graphics, PO Box 5094, Winter Park, FL 32793-5094
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Battle Cry Sounding - and other various titles from Aggressive Christianity
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Missions Training Corp - Although this sounds like a military organization, and
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the people in it call themselves "generals", they do at least disclaim the use
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of force. These are all newsprint-style papers full of various and somewhat
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predictable fundamentalist rants, but they are one HELLUVA GREAT source of
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the best clip-art I've seen in quite a while. They're into the whole fire
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and brimstone routine, and some of their material against the evil rock-n-roll,
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backward masking, porno, etc., matches the hysterical best of other groups.
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For a big package of several newspapers, write a convincing note to:
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ACMTC, PO Box 90, Berino, NM 88024
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Boredom Inc - Merlin and Thanatos have put out another sort-of-newsletterish
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kind of single-sheet publication, folded in impossible ways. For a single,
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big sheet, there's a lot on it. Both sides are covered with art, short
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stories, articles with varying degrees of meaning, etc. Plus, what's been
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happening lately with Bordom Inc. Issue #5 has articles on Ninja
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techniques for breaking auto glass, Elvis, long-distance relationships,
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and the creation of the universe. Free, send a stamp or sase to
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help them out: Boredom Inc., 3479 West 7480 South, West Jordan, UT 84084
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Brinke Stevens Newsletter - Summer 1994 - Look for her in Femme Fatales or
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Scream Queen Illustrated magazine. In addition to crossing the country for
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comic stores and conventions, she will be doing an Elvira-like show for
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Showtime. Laser disc versions of The Haunting Fear, Acting on Impulse, and
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Teenage Exorcist are now available. Plus, of course, her comic book,
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Brinke of Eternity. Plus, lots of posters, pictures, and videos are
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available from the newsletter. Brinke Stevens Fan Club, 8033 Sunset Blvd
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#556, Hollywood, CA 90046
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Central Carolina Naturists Newsletter - This is an organization of people who
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hold a variety of clothing-optional parties and beach events in and around the
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NC area. They are discreet, don't have a lot of rules, and are very tolerant
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and courteous. One of the biggest things is that they can comfortably
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separate nudity from sexual intent, something that few people can easily do
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in this culture. Membership is $15/year- Central Carolina Naturists, PO
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Box 98102, Raleigh, NC 27624-8012 ccnat@nando.net
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Dream Scene Magazine - Spring 1994 - This is a collection of short descriptions
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of people's dreams, with submissions encouraged. There's lots of the sorts
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of stream-of-consciousness stories, with ever-mutating circumstances, plus
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lots of drawings and images. I'm going to start keeping a notepad by my bed-
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I've had some dreams to match some of these, and these are fun to read also.
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$3/issue, four for $11; contributors get the next issue free with 3 stamps to
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cover postage. 38 Rossi Ave., Suite Number One, San Francisco, CA 94118-4218
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DystOpinion #18 by Wangifesto Press - They do lots of reviews of the latest
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independently-produced music, much of it on 7" vinyl. They aren't afraid to
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tell you when a band is good or not, clones, copycats, or original. Most of
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their musical tastes seem to run toward the grunge/heavier rock with a
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bit of alternative, although they do seem to be fair to bands they aren't
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into. Plus, they also review zines, demos, books, comics, or other things
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that they find interesting. This makes a nice complement to the music
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listings in FS5. No price listed in this issue, but at least send some stamps
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to: Wangifesto Press, PO Box 45622, Seattle, WA 98145-0622
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Eat Or Die #5 - Slack-filled collages of cultural, social, and technical icons
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and assorted interesting and/or confusing flotsam. Plus, some neat cartoons
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on The Museum Murders and Birdie the Cat, and occasional articles. Overall,
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lots of fun, crazy stuff, and definitely recommended. Send $2 to:
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Eat or Die, 230 Avenue B, Apartment 4, Bayonne, NJ 07002
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*Enter Title Here* vol 3 #4 - Newsletter by Greg Jarvela with short stories,
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an interview with a vampyre *before the movie*, 50 tasteless things to do
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on an elevator, reviews of strange and offbeat, but worthy movies, music
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and zine reviews. Very similar to HToMC in terms of content and style.
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$1 from Greg Jarvela, PO Box 14, Vienna, OH 44473.
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Ephemera Buttons - There's lots of people out there who make buttons, but few
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who make such a large, funny and hard-hitting collection as this. Tons of
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attitude oozes out in buttons like "Please take a number and go fuck yourself."
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"Obscenity is whatever gives a judge an erection", "Nothing Political is
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Correct", "I voted for the Dead Elvis stamp". There's something here to piss
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off nearly any proponent of any sort of status quo, and there's lots of great
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ones. Most of these are also available as round or rectangular refrigerator
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magnets. The catalog alone is great reading, and can be had for 4 29 cent
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stamps from: PO Box 490, Phoenix, OR 97535 (503) 535-4195
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FACTSHEET 5 issue #53 - Absolutely required reading. Over 1400 reviews of
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everything from zines of all descriptions, to music, comics, etc. If its
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self-published, its probably listed here, and there's something to interest
|
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absolutely any social, political, religious, etc. mindset. Enough listings
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to keep the hardcore veterans interesting, with lots of instructions and
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articles on how to produce your own, plus how zines are being noticed by the
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"mainstream" culture. Look for it in the better bookstores for $3.95, or 6
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issue subscription for $20.00. SEND THEM YOUR ZINES!!
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Factsheet Five, PO Box 170099, San Francisco, CA 94117-0099.
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Fandom vol. 10 #2 - the official newspaper of the Magnum Opus Con, an infamous
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and rather intense gaming and party convention. The last one's guests included
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Mojo, the computer graphics animator for Babylon 5, Patricia Tallman, Spice
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Williams, Bruce Campbell, Gunnar Hansen, Kane Hodder, Brinke Stevens, and more.
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This copy is primarily an update on the next MOC, which is being moved from
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Greenville, SC to a resort motel about an hour south of Atlanta. The bad part
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is that the only time they could get this motel is July 13-16th, which puts it
|
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in direct conflict with DragonCon in Atlanta, which is a damn shame because
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both of them are worthy events. We'll see how this works out. For info,
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write to Magnum Opus Con 10, PO Box 6585, Athens, GA 30604
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Formulations: A Publication of the Free Nation Foundation. Autumn 1994. The
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Free Nation Foundation was founded to determine what institutions are needed
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for a free society. Formulations is their quarterly publication. This issue
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|
marks the beginning of their second year of publications, so they reprinted
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their original plan. Among the articles in this issue are an expanded
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definition of their goals, solutions for the funding of public goods, an
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argument that modern nations do not need a standing military, examples of
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private protection services in historical England, plus several articles on the
|
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status and activities of the Free Nation Foundation. If you are tired of
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reading about all the things we should get rid of, and want to know what
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institutions we *should* have, get this copy. Free sample, sub. $10/year,
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published quarterly. Membership in FNF is $30/year. Free Nation Foundation,
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111 West Corbin St., Hillsborough, NC 27278 [reviewed by Gene Paczelt]
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Funny Pages #58 - Lots of the current jokes making the rounds, the more
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tasteless the better. OJ Simpson is the butt of a large number of them,
|
|
since thats whats in the news nowadays. There is also various other
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cartoons, office humor, sick jokes, and pranks. Not for the politically
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|
correct- no subject matter is exempt. The very latest and best of
|
|
contemporary outrageous humor. $2 or 10 issues/year for $15.
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Funny Pages, PO Box 317025, Dayton, OH 45437. Fax jokes to: (513) 253-4087
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Good Clean Fun: The Elvis of Comic Strips, published by Gene Mahoney. Summer
|
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1994. Gene Mahoney couldn't sell his comic strip to commercial outlets, so
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he publishes his own zine. The humor is bitter and ironic, similar to "Calvin
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and Hobbes", Outland, or The Far Side. In his column, "Notes from a Bitter
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Old Man", Gene argues that it is better to cheat on your spouse than get a
|
|
divorce and cause more problems. There are additional guest columns, letters,
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and zine reviews. Not inherently political, but it has a strong individualistic
|
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attitude of the type "quit your whining and get on with your life". the next
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issue will be out Nov. 1, 1994. Quarterly, $1 for a sample, $5 for 5 issues.
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Gene Mahoney, PO Box 843, Redwood City, CA 94064 [review by Gene Paczelt]
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Ho! #1 and #2, plus Pug #0, by the No (Know) Information Network
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Black-and-white hardcore comics, articles, and commentary- but mostly comics.
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Absolutely anything is fair game, and range from silly to serious commentary
|
|
to outrageously bizarre and disgusting, with influenced by hefty portions of
|
|
punk and the dark side of California culture. Definitely not for the squeamish
|
|
or prudish, I had one helluva fun time reading them. Definitely good stuff,
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|
and well worth it. Some of the comics, except for the intensity achievable
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only in self-published works, are good enough to be in more commercial works.
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$2.50 each for Ho!, $2 for Pug, to: No (Know) Information Network
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PO Box 291516, Los Angeles, CA 90029
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Imprimis - A monthly newsletter, published by the small, private, and
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|
religiously-based Hillsdale College. Every month they publish an article by
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a conservative or libertarian. The Sept. 1994 edition has "A New Century and
|
|
a New Optimism" by Robert Bartley, editor of the Wall Street Journal. This
|
|
was his commencement address to the 1994 class of Hillsdale College. He
|
|
discusses the problems caused by social engineers during the 20th century,
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and the problems and opportunities of the 21st century. Finally, he explains
|
|
how technology and worldwide telecommunications can be liberating. FREE from
|
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Hillsdale College, Hillsdale MI 49242 [rev. by Eugene Paczelt]
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Interesting! - issue 3 - Produced by Richard Sagall, this is a collection of
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assorted things he find interesting, ranging from quotes, strange but true
|
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news items, assorted trivia, and more. This one also includes reviews of some
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zines he finds interesting, Richard's ongoing crusade to correct medical
|
|
inaccuracies and factual errors in popular TV shows. Also, the soapbox section
|
|
has opinions on people using "addiction" as an excuse for their behavior, a
|
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volunteer-oriented Priceless Economic System (promising paradise...now where
|
|
have we seen *that* before?...), popular coverage of medical information, and
|
|
sports-related violence by fans. The zine lives up to its name- I found it
|
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to be quite interesting, and learned a few new things I hadn't heard before.
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$3/issue from: Interesting! PO Box 1069, Bangor, ME 04402-1069
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Living Free - Nov. 1994 - published by Jim Stumm. A friendly zine providing
|
|
practical tips for independent living and making the most of limited resources.
|
|
It is sort of a libertarian zine version of "The Mother Earth News". This
|
|
issue's lead article is on the Spratley Islands, a collection of islands in the
|
|
South China Sea claimed by five nations. Other articles include the advantages
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|
of plural marriages, the governors' demand for more power to the states, and
|
|
a commentary on the essay "Ethics of an Atheist." Finally, a book review of
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"Saving Seeds: The Gardener's guide to growing and saving vegetable and flower
|
|
seeds." by Marc Rogers. Sample issue $1, subscription $9/year published
|
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bi-monthly from Jim Strumm, Box 29, Hiler Branch, Buffalo, NY 14223 [GP]
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Lost Armadillos in Heat #10 - More silliness from the party crowd in Austin,
|
|
Texas, which is a cultural oasis in the middle of the stereotypical cowboy
|
|
country. (yes, its actually a separate *country*) This issue has a great
|
|
interview with General Cosmic, who is either an alien life form in control of
|
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the government, or just a local crackpot. Austin has lots of them too.
|
|
Plus, lots of various articles on bad and good music, mis-labeling of GenXers,
|
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armadillos, local Austin trivia and in-jokes, abusive advice columnists, and
|
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lots more. $2 per issue to Lost Armadillos, 1113 W. 31st St. Austin, TX 78705
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Mail Order Central - One-stop shopping for all sorts of counter-culture
|
|
magazines including Last Gasp, Loompanis, Blue Blood, High Times, The Nose,
|
|
Gauntlet, Factsheet 5, Film Threat, and a wide variety of other erotic,
|
|
subversive, gay, psychotronic, and strange publications. Ask for mail-order
|
|
catalog from: Mail Order Central, PO Box 31353, San Francisco, CA 94131
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ManPower vol 1 #2 - Summer 1994 - This issue exposes how all of the new
|
|
domestic abuse bills are intended more to garner political favor among female
|
|
voters than address the real problems of domestic violence. Literally billions
|
|
of dollars are spent to help female victims of such violence, yet absolutely
|
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nothing is done nor even said about the large numbers of *men* who are on the
|
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receiving end of violence by females. Even worse, the law as it is set up now
|
|
is more likely to arrest men for such violence at the slightest accusation,
|
|
which is being more and more abused by women seeking revenge- yet little or
|
|
nothing is done when crimes are reported against the men. Plus, tons and tons
|
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of actual cases explode the myth that women never commit heinous crimes. This
|
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is a bold call for *true* equality under the law, as opposed to the PC myths
|
|
and gender favoritism now in effect. Membership in the Men's Action Council
|
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is $25/year; the newsletter is available for $15/year, and its thick.
|
|
Men's Action Council, PO Box 27365, Golden Valley, MN 55427
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Methodical Soup #1 - Large format comics; the panels are *big*. It isn't
|
|
quite as well drawn as other comics either, but there are some interesting
|
|
ideas in it. A character explores comic balloons and effects as literals,
|
|
a story on the ultimate comic-writing computer, and the adventures of
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Flower Skull. $1 from 3863 S. Spring Apt, 8, St. Louis, MO 63116
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Mickey Z. Says: A newsletter of Dissent. A personal rantzine published by
|
|
Mickey Z., with lots of attacks on big government, big corporations, the
|
|
mainstream media, and most of all, us. It occasionally includes information
|
|
from and about other zines. He attacks us for messing ourselves up with poor
|
|
diets, cigarettes, lack of exercise, and for believing so much of the
|
|
propoganda the media feeds us. He usually includes statistics to back up his
|
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opinions, so it is more than just a collection of rants. By no means libertarian,
|
|
and is in fact socialistic; if you have heard of Noam Chomsky, you should like
|
|
this. Mickey Z. Says, PO Box 9103, L.I.C., NY 11103-0904 [Gene Pazcelt]
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Millenium Pop - Looking back over the 20th century, with the rise of popular
|
|
consumer culture, the editor, Tim Riley, notes that there is a corresponding
|
|
decrease of intelligent criticism of popular culture in the mainstream media.
|
|
This issue has thought-provoking articles on how rock-n-roll artists "sell out"
|
|
and how thats been part of it from the beginning, the demise of Eddie Murphy,
|
|
popularized paranoia on "The X Files", and the comeback of Johnny Cash. They
|
|
aren't afraid to be honest, even though it may be painful at times, and they
|
|
give serious attention to how popular culture is changing. Quarterly, $24.95
|
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per year to: Millenium Pop, 173 Morrison Ave. #1, Somerville MA 02144-9983
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Mongoloid Moose - July 1994 - Scott was too busy to do a regular issue, so
|
|
Brian takes over. This one includes the story "Further Adventures of the Duck",
|
|
adventures in the audience of the Richard Bey show, adventures in food shopping,
|
|
zine reviews, and cartoons. Extra points for a *truly* gross short story.
|
|
$1 from Scott Wilson, PO Box 642, Bloomfield, NJ 07003
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Mongoloid Moose - Sept. 1994 -This issue features 101 interesting "alternative"
|
|
lawn decorations, adventures of working as a production assistant (and gopher)
|
|
for the Miss America pageant in Atlantic City, and going back to college.
|
|
Plus, stories, cartoons, artwork, and the Checkered Hat Boy and the Moose.
|
|
The next issue will continue the Miss America experience and other adventures.
|
|
$1 from Scott Wilson, PO Box 642, Bloomfield, NJ 07003
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National Center for Science Education REPORTS - Fall 1994 - This is the
|
|
official newsletter of a watchdog group that fights against the take-over of
|
|
science curriculums by creationists. As it turns out, there really is, as
|
|
Pat Buchanan said, a "cultural war" going on, with pseudo-scientific and
|
|
thinly disguised fundamentalist morons taking over city councils and school
|
|
boards all over the country. Its all documented here with all the gory
|
|
details. Despite the best efforts by these courageous folks to stem the tide,
|
|
the Dark Ages may be coming back. $25 for a one-year membership that gets
|
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you 4 issues of this report, plus 2 issues of the more scholarly journal.
|
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NCSE, PO Box 94777, Berkeley, CA 94709
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No High Energy Particle Beam Research In The Nursery Area During Visiting Hours
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This is the latest Marks on Paper production by David Fischer (dave@cca.org).
|
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Like earlier publications, it involves lots of complex and eye-popping computer
|
|
graphics, woven together by a complex and esoteric narrative. This one deals
|
|
with a possible future where a computerized tyranny has become the next step
|
|
in human evolution, with absurdities of apolcalypse contrasted with wild and
|
|
outrageous advances in (human?) events. Thoughtful and dark, but sometimes
|
|
humorous, sci-fi theme. With many possible levels of reading its, perfect for
|
|
mind-altered states*, and at only $3, its a fun bargain in any mental state.
|
|
Marks on Paper, 306 Thayer St. #82, Providence, RI 02906
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Ogyr Network - Series 3 issue 3 - The SubGenius/Discordian/Alternative music
|
|
zine continues. This one features posthumous interviews with Nicole Brown
|
|
Simpson and John Wayne Gacy, articles by various critics, popes, Janor
|
|
Hypercleets. Great stuff that you won't find anywhere else. Plus, one of
|
|
the most complete alternative record review sections anywhere, band interviews,
|
|
zines, cartoons, art by Gak, contacts for weird people. Tons of great stuff-
|
|
one of my favorites. Ogyr Network, PO Box 53, Plainfield, IL 60544
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Ogyr Network - Series 3 issue 4 - This issue returns with more strange stories,
|
|
poetry, zines, and TONS of alternative music reviews, covering the best of
|
|
the newest releases. Plus, interviews with David Wills of Negativland and
|
|
Valor of Christian Death. Also, an interview with Pastor Buck Naked, on why
|
|
he left the Church of the SugGenius, and his new "Logo Culture" theory.
|
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Ogyr Network, PO Box 53, Plainfield, IL 60544
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Out of Bounds #2 - Nice mix of alternative to "alternative" opinions, reviews,
|
|
and lots more. Nice professionally printed format, similar to FS5, with a
|
|
far-ranging mix of opinions and analysis, much by the noted critic Mickey Z.
|
|
They don't stop with the usual degenerate "mainstream" culture -there's plenty
|
|
to be said about the "alternatives" too. Articles in this one include the
|
|
commercialization of the "alternative" music scene, government death squads,
|
|
a tribute to Frank Zappa, asset forfeiture by greedy police departments, the
|
|
hypocrisy of greeting cards, and lots more. A good, healthy, think-for-
|
|
yourself attitude pervades the whole thing, and its a long, fun read at
|
|
75 pages. Sample copy $4, 4 issues/year for $14 to: Out of Bounds
|
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PO Box 4809, Alexandria, VA 22303 or (703) 765-7495
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Poppin' Zits! #9 - Jerod Pore's own personal zine, above and beyond FS5, is
|
|
back again. This particular issue is stapled on the right, and reads right
|
|
to left, just like Japanese magazines, which fits the theme of this issue,
|
|
which centers around all the details of a trip to Japan a couple of years ago.
|
|
I think I learned more about the Japanese culture and mindset from this than
|
|
any other single source, plus there's tons of great info on how to search for
|
|
wild mushrooms. Plus, there's a brief story on the transfer of Factsheet
|
|
Five, and why it took so long. Its a fun read, and a good way to get to
|
|
understand the modern perspective that Jerod and so many others bring to the
|
|
scene. $3 and an age statement to Jerod Pore, 1800 Market St., Suite 141,
|
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San Francisco, CA, 94102-6297
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Pretentious Shit #3 - Easily wins the Most Hardcore Zine received by HToMC in
|
|
quite a while. This issue includes fun tricks to play on the police, shaved
|
|
pussies, the disgusting funeral/party for G.G. Allin and the gross things they
|
|
did with his corpse, Ed Gein's taxidermy tips, Mexican gore tabloids, a
|
|
montage of GAK-art, and more. Nothing is too disgusting, weird, or tasteless
|
|
to be printed here. Highly recommended- send an age statement because of vile
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|
content. Tremendous amount of sleaze for only $1 from Eclectic Enterprises,
|
|
PO Box 22351, Indianapolis, IN 46222-0351
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Probosco #2 - the funny pipe-creatures with horizontally-extending noses are
|
|
back! The comic book is a collection of short strips or panels exploring
|
|
some of the more silly and bizarre aspects of such an anatomy. Very different
|
|
and original, so much so that not everybody "gets" it. Plus, letters, reviews
|
|
and even Probosco parodies. Has tremendous potential for reading under the
|
|
influence. $1 from Probosco, PO Box 1041, Berkeley, CA 94701. Send a SASE
|
|
for Jim Richardson's 5-page manifesto "On Ridiculism"; also available for $1
|
|
are copies of "3 Magazine", done with Joel Brouwer.
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Sink Full of Dishes - Fall 1994 - 20 pages of mixed stories, poetry, zine and
|
|
comic reviews, dreams, artwork, and several comics. Covers a pretty wide
|
|
variety of topics from sexual leering to travel reviews and tips. Lots of
|
|
stuff, and the mixed-up format makes for a fairly long and intersting read.
|
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$2 sampel or 4 issues for $6: Sink Full of Dishes, PO Box 160122,
|
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St. Louis, MO 63116
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Skeptical Inquirer - Fall 1994 - The foremost journal devoted to the
|
|
investigation of extrordinary claims. No one else even approaches the work
|
|
they do, and this is a valuable information to plug into your bullshit
|
|
detector. This issue looks at empirical evidence for reincarnation,
|
|
environmentalist paranois over the ozone hole, bigfoot evidence, and various
|
|
other UFO/miracles/satanic cult/media hoaxes. When put to the test, the
|
|
mystics don't fare very well at all. $25/year from the Committee for the
|
|
Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal (CSICOP), 3965 Rensch Rd.
|
|
Amherst, NY 14228-2713
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Slack - This is a small magazine-format paper put by the Zenger people.
|
|
Although Dobbs is featured prominently, the material isn't so much Dobbsian
|
|
as it is conspiracy articles. This one tells the gory details behind FEMA,
|
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the government agency designed to be a tyrannical emergency "government",
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Sniper's Nest - issue 2 Fall 94 - A subversive zine which questions a lot of
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communes, a cross-country trip, which speaks volumes about the way this
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So What? - Vol. 1 #23 - Free to all mutants. Shopping for Slack, Wacky
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Survivor Newsletter - Aug. 1994 - Originally started as a fund raiser for a
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The Red A - vol. 1 #5 May 1994 - I picked this one up in the streets of Atlanta
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AN INTERVIEW WITH REV. KORDA
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Reprinted from Up Magazine
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Up: The platform of the Church of Euthanasia includes suicide, abortion,
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cannibalism and sodomy. Why did you choose those four things?
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Korda: Well, first of all we have to establish what they all have in common,
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and that is of course that they all reduce the human population, which is
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the primary goal of the church.
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Up: And you approve of these four methods?
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Korda: Well, these are the four that really stand out as being the most useful
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for the moment.
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Up: But you approve of all methods?
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Korda: We prefer methods that are voluntary. The population is going to get
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reduced one way or the other. We have a choice between allowing things
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to continue the way they are, in which case natural forces will reduce
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the population for us, with the maximum amount of violence and
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unpleasantness, or we can take steps to try and reduce our population
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voluntarily, through the four pillars of the church.
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Up: You're opposed to involuntary population reduction?
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Korda: We don't believe in mass murder. We would prefer to see things done
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in an orderly and sensible manner, to the extent that that's still
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possible. The longer we delay, the more likely it becomes that will be
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no sensible solution. Already we see chaos in our society, spreading out
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from the cities, and from the United States to the rest of the world.
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There's not much time left. If there's going to be an orderly solution
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it needs to be started immediately.
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Up: And you're not just talking about zero population growth, you're talking
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about population reduction.
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Korda: Absolutely. It's been well known for some time now that zero
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population growth just isn't enough, and we haven't even achieved that.
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It's a common belief that the United States has already achieved zero
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population growth, when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.
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Our population continues to grow, and not just from immigration. In the
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rest of the world, the population is growing at an incredible rate. As
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things become more and more uncertain, due in large part to the tremendous
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strain placed on the ecosystem by the industrial nations, people have less
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and less confidence that their children will survive, so they have more
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of them. The numbers speak for themselves. At the current rate, the human
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population will reach eight billion by 2020, which is well within our
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lifetimes. It's just common sense that the Earth's ecosystem is not going
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to sustain that population, and that the side effects are going to be
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famine, disease, war, and chaos on a scale that we can't even imagine yet.
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Up: The apocalypse.
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Korda: Right.
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Up: But wouldn't the apocalypse accomplish your goal?
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Korda: Actually, no. The apocalypse would involve the destruction of the
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ecosystem, and that's what we're trying to prevent. There are many groups
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out there who support war, particularly nuclear war, as a way of
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drastically reducing or eliminating the human species. There is no doubt
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that the process would be effective, but it would also make vast areas of
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the Earth unsuitable for any form of life. What we're trying to do is put
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the human species back in balance with the other species on the planet.
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We're trying to prevent the apocalypse.
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Up: Abortion and suicide are obvious. These are responsible decisions that
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people can make. Can you be more specific about how sodomy will directly
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affect the population?
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Korda: Well, no one ever got pregnant from sodomy.
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Up: (laughs)
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Korda: Seriously, why do you think it's still illegal in most states? We are
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living in a society that is almost entirely dominated by hetrosexual males.
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Our government is a patriarchy. Our god is a father figure. There's been
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no check, no restraint, on male power for hundreds of years, and the
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results are horrifying.
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Up: Why do males behave this way?
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Korda: It all comes down to biology. The male has approximately six hundred
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million sperm in his body at any given time, and these little guys are
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jumping up and down in there yelling "let me out, let me out!" By
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contrast, the female has one egg. There's a well known saying that when
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the dick gets hard, the brain gets soft, and it's actually very close to
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the truth. Men will say anything to get laid. Their sperm makes them
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crazy.
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Up: The dreaded sperm buildup!
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Korda: It's not just that. Males also lose an enormous amount of energy when
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they ejaculate, unlike females, who lose their energy through menstruation.
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Women can have orgasms all day long without any problem. This is the
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principle reason females live longer than males. All of this was well
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understood in traditional Asian cultures, where boys were taught sexual
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yoga to help them retain their semen. In our society, men are encouraged
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to ejaculate as often as possible, so of course they become weak, and
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gradually develop deep resentment towards women. This makes them extremely
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dangerous, and causes sadism and violence. Industrial society is really
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the male's attempt to get revenge for his natural sexual inadequacy by
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raping the Earth.
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Up: So you're opposed to ejaculation?
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Korda: Yes, but we're also pragmatic. What we're saying is, since we have all
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these angry men trying to get rid of their sperm, why don't they get rid of
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it in each other?
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Up: But what if they don't want to be queer?
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Korda: Women can oblige just as easily. Grease it up. If more guys were
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fucking asses instead of pussies, the population would drop. That's the
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bottom line.
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Up: (more laughs) Should they wear condoms?
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Korda: Of course! We're opposed to all needless suffering, including AIDS.
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Up: Okay, cannibalism. Are there any restrictions?
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Korda: Look, we have fifty thousand automobile fatalities per year, and we're
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lucky if we recycle a few organs. Perfectly good meat is being buried in
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the ground, or incinerated. That meat should go to straight to McDonald's.
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The United States wastes vast amounts of energy so that its citizens can
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eat as much meat as they want. It's just plain dumb. It takes more than
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seven pounds of grain to create one pound of meat. Read Diet for a Small
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Planet if you want the exact figures. There's no sensible reason why the
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rest of the world should starve so that we can eat meat. It's just another
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form of cultural decadence. But the church is realistic. We're not
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expecting Americans to stop eating meat, any more than we're expecting them
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to stop ejaculating. If they have to eat meat, let's make sure it's human
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meat.
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Up: Have you researched the nutritional value of human flesh?
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Korda: There's nothing wrong with it. It's good for you, and tasty too. My
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understanding is it tastes rather like pork.
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Up: Is it true that you'll be publishing a church cookbook?
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Korda: There have been rumors to that effect. We're working on it. The main
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problem is testing the recipes.
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images looked. The pregnant women all seemed to huddle in groups, with clear
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the business was not chartered to be temp run, he had to refill her huge
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friendship in this machine-run enterprise of baboon shoes. That's what he
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got, he thought, for running up a Breakout score on his Packard Bell that
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honestly hadn't been topped before. The hot computer had caught to the
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curtains and in 20 minutes, there was only a scorch mark on the square
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footage of real estate. Gerald looked through the milling firemen, looked
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through the hippos in blankets eating various cups of yogurt or Heath bars
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and he saw the woman sweating. He saw the woman raising the red cotton thing
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above her head for extra warmth, but to tease, yes, just to tease. Since
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there was no longer a business, the ex-everything didn't find himself bound.
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He walked over and asked swiftly for the date he'd longed for.
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"I can appreciate that," she said.
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He couldn't understand it. "Then I'm going to just have to follow you home."
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She smiled and Gerald thought she'd have to be death not to hear his insides
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beating like they were. Drowning out the dying winds and sputters of CBs and
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radio sets. He pressed her, so she said, "l'll be looking at other
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situations," then she went off, wrapping her head tighter, and a pillow with
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harness came down upon the white sidewalk.
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He thought she looked thinner.
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The ex-everything went to the zoo. He'd called her. Long ago he memorized
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the number among numbers. The machine was kind. He stared at the things in
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cages, and had an idea. But suddenly a child kicked him in the butt crack
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and was gone screaming before he could knife the creature. Gerald removed his
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slacks to wash his hands, dried himself, then removed the coat and vest. For
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three minutes he tried to decide if life was worth living or something else.
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He'd had the thing insured for thousands, but still the value in human
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understanding was a little vague on paper. He'd call his friend, a broker,
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and think what practical could he get for it. Gerald opened the stall's door
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and there the woman was. The woman his ideals had always been in like to
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love with, the object of a kind of beauty that had usually thrown his body up
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against a no dimensional wall.
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She laughed and said, "Calgon take me away."
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His eyes used to be blue, but then, just then they changed to her face. "What
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are you doing in here?" It was a difficult thing required to say, it needed
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words. "I'm trying to dump, do you mind?"
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So he closed the door and waiting outside the men's room until near zoo
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closing, when she emerged with ten paper bags and a KFC bucket of
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suppositories. Gerald chewed one on the silent walk to the gate, he tried a
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kind of friendliness she was obstinate to give. They reached her car, the bus
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sign, and he said, "Look. Give me a simple reason, and won't have to worry.
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You won't ever have to worry about me. " Jeanuh looked shallow into his eyes.
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He wished she'd look deep. She saw herself, and it gave her the seriousness of
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attitude that just made the man shrink.
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"Want to hitch to the islands?" he mumbled.
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"What"" she asked. It was healthy interest.
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Gerald was cleared, since the first time since the initial rejection. Cleared
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of a worry, cleared of all self-trauma, open to pleasures he'd wanted as a
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professional footman.
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"I want to take you away! Name the chain! Name it!", He was yelling by now,
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but the woman made it to his neck. The arms were around, and the two spent
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hours by plane getting to a clearing of palm plants and busy sand, busy with
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red ants and the pelicans that packed their lunches for just the place. The
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woman was bundled up on the sand, head to lovely foot, but Gerald was dreaming
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of a time later, later in the relationship, when he could put a hand to the
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breast, and everything else could or didn't have to come naturally or at all,
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he was just pleased with himself He was freezing, but pleased, and he knew now
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how to keep a treasure. It was lucky Jeanuh didn't care. She didn't care
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about where, or other questions, but loved the soaking of the South African
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sky. Gerald knew what to do. He knew what she wanted, and what she wanted
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could be him, if his system was compatible to what she'd expect. What rich
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atmosphere she expected to thrive in. He thought of the woman bogged down by
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jewels and how that would suit her, and thought of that call he made to his
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stock broker friend. Of the pitiful price of his life. But the dates - five
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there were - between that bus line and now. They kept his mind on nightlife
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pleasures, memories that would hold him back only by the merest whims of
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later credit card bills.
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He knew she wouldn't miss him. Gerald managed to slip out for a minute. He
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heard the rustling in the trees. The grunts of the green, and he took the
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sample case with him. There was something behind a deep rock, cut into a
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hillside, Gerald saw, and like a fully funded and urgent explorer, the re-
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everything withdrew a shoesize-measurer with the stealth of lovers. The
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baboon scratched his huge head while the man sought to fulfill himself.
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<cartoons and graphics on the last page available
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only in the printed version....>
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THE AMERICAN SHUFFLE
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Well, its the next day after the country wide political
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elections and a whole bunch of Republicans posing as Jesus
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Christ got into office and in control of the House and Senate.
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Its an old time political dance which has been going on inside
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of America for many years now. Its called the American Shuffle.
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You shuffle to the left then you shuffle to the right, then you
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shuffle to the left and you shuffle to the right, then you
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shuffle to the left and you shuffle to the right, ad infinitum.
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The Power Brokers have the American population doing the make
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believe political Jesus Christ shuffle all the time.
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You put the Republicans in then you put the Democrats in, then
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you put the Republicans back in and then you put the Democrats
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back in, then you put the Republicans back in and then you put
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the Democrats back in, ad infinitum.
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Its called the American political shuffle folks. The American
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population in voting sure enjoys dancing to this tune and it
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has excellent rhythm since we have been trained in doing it
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for so long.
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Move to the right and put all the Republican Jesus Christs in,
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then kick the devils out and move to the left and put all the
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Democrat Jesus Christs in, then kick the devils out and move
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to the right and put all the Republican Jesus Christs in, ad
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infinitum.
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This might be called instead the Fools Dance but then again
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what do I know, I might be all wrong so pardon me.
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