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DEDICATION: 
I dedicate this file to my mother.. Thanx for being such a BITCH 
for the past few years. Without you, I would have never come up 
with the idea for this text file. 
  
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ONLY AN INSTUCTIONAL TEXT FILE, AND ONE NEVER 
TO TAKE SERIOUSLY. THIS IS WRITTEN AND TOUGHT UP WITH NOTHING 
BUT READING ENTERTAINMENT IN MIND. THE WRITTER AND/OR THE GROUP 
THE WRITER BELONGS TO TAKES ABSOLUTLY *NO* RESPONIBILITY OF WHAT 
THE READER DOES DUE TO THIS ENTERTAINING TEST FILE, UNDER NO 
CONDITIONS SHOULD THE WRITTER OR SIG BE BLAMED OR PRSECUTED FOR 
THE DOINGS OF THE READER. READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION... 
  
  
  Here we are for yet another Legions of Lucifer text file.. 
This one is again on ANARCHY... Hopefully this will be of some 
use to you, which I am sure it will be... 
  
  This one will concern killing your mother.. I know that most 
of you atleast once if not DOSENS of times thought or attempted 
to kill or harm your mother.. why? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL BITCHES! 
They are baically put on this planet to make your life a living 
hell. Well it's about time we turn the tables. In other words.. 
There is only one way to solve a problem, Kill the source of the 
problem, in this case, your MOTHER... 
  
One good way it to blow her into oblivion! Hope fully if your 
mother is like most, they have some sort of vanity mirror w/ 
all her makeup and shit, and of course a chair to sit on... 
Hopefully a chair that ONLY she sits on... one thing you can do 
is basically blow her up as soon as the bitch sits down on this 
chair.. just folow these instructions CAREFULLY! 
  
  
First you need to get a Push Button Switch... Take the wires of it 
and connect one to a 9 Volt Battery.......    and the other to a 
Solar Igniter, if you can't get your hands on a Solar Igniter, then 
use a thin piece of stereo wire. Now, Connect the end of the fuse 
of the bomb of your choice (Pipe Bombs will be discussed later in 
this file) to the solar igniter. Then once you have constructed the 
whole bomb and detonator, cut the chair open on the sides and take 
out most of the stuffing. Place the bomb AND detonator in the chair 
with the detonaor switch facing upward. Be extra careful not to depress 
the detonator switch or you can say goodbye to planet Earth! Now, once 
you have placed the bomb in the chair, fill in the spaces with the 
stuffing, and sew the chair back up... And then get the hell out of there 
and make SURE you have an alibi. Now next time she trys to make herself 
look good with that cheap make up...  *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*!!! 
  
Now if you want to use a PIPE BOMB for this simple job you can either 
get one of the many files that has the instructions to make one or 
just simply read on... 
  
Al you need is these basically easy to get things: 
  
1. 1 can 1F,2F,3F,or 4F GunPowder (Or make it yourself which I will 
   also get into later.) 
2. PVC or Galvanized Steel Pipe..6-7 inches long. 
3. Some THICK fuse. 
4. 1 Carton of BB's 
5. Pipe Caps..for the steel or PVC. 
6. A lighter and a candle 
7. A drill with a bit as big as the fuse (NO BIGGER) 
8. A funnel. 
  
  GunPowder is available at most FireArms stores for about $10 - $20 
Depending on the flash consistency of it. 
 1F Powder is the cheapest, and burns VERY slowly. IT SUX! 
 2F Powder "PYRODEX" is next up, it's okay, but not very good.. 
    Burns a tad bit faster. 
 3F Powder, Good choice. Fine granuels, highly explosive. Burns 
    quickly. 
 4F Powder is the VERY BEST! VERY fine grains, Burns instantly 
     Best choice. 
PIPE: Use PVC pipe and caps when you have 1F,2F, or 3F powder. If you 
use GAL. Steel, it will be too muffled to work right. Gal. Steel is 
for use with 4F powder ONLY.. get the screw on type caps for all pipe 
bombs. 
FUSE: Get fast buring fuse.. 
BB'S: Get any type of BB's... These are for the shrapnel effect... 
Pipe Caps: Use plastic for PVC, Screw on Steel for Gal. Steel 
pipes... not TOO strong tho, try to get the thinner types. 
LIGHTER & CANDLE: This is for melting wax onto the fuse and pipe 
casing, this secures the fuse to the bomb... VERY IMPORTANT! 
DRILL: For drilling a hole into the PIPE. Make sure the hole isn't 
bigger then the fuse, or you'll get an ill fit... NOT GOOD! 
FUNNEL: For measuring BB's and Powder into pipe. Quite useful. 
  
Now that you know what you need, heres how to put it together! 
  
Step 1 
Take the pipe & drill a hole in the center of it. BE CAREFUL! Take the 
fuse & insert it all the way into the hole. Take the lighter and melt wax 
onto the fuse and hole. Make sure it is dry before you continue!!! 
  
Step 2 
Screw on pipe cap to one end of pipe, make sure it fits tightly! 
Now measure in a ratio of about 5 parts powder to one part BB's..(4F) 
or experiment, and find the ratio you like. Be careful, too many BB's 
muffles the explosion, and too much powder just makes a big niose with 
not much punch. Pour it in the funnel, into the pipe. Pack it down well, 
and put more in. The great the compression, the bigger the blow! 
  
Step 3 
Put the other cap onto the pipe. Secure it well. Look at the fuse to 
see if you fucked up the seal at all. If you did, do not melt wax onto 
it to try to seal it!! This could be BAD NEWS! Start over, and be more 
careful on your next try! Sheesh! 
  
Once you complete that... VOILA! YOU ARE FINALLY DONE!!! 
Now blow away your mom! 
  
Now here are the instructions on how to make Gun Powder (Black Powder) 
as previously mentioned. 
  
  
The only ingredients are as follows: 
    Potassium Nitrate 85% 
    Carbon(Charcol)   12% 
    Sulfur(S)          3% 
  
  
Those are rough percentages but try a little like that and play with it. 
The more Potassium you add the faster it will burn. Less Sulfur slower. 
Less Carbon, the less it will burn. What you will do it just put them all in 
a mixing jar, Like a Small cardboard box with low sides and then bash it all 
up and mix together. You can get Potassium Nitrate at most Drug Stores. It is 
commonly known as 'Salt Peter'. 
  
There, that's all you need to make Gun Powder (Black Powder) 
  
Now lets say you want to blow up her car.. Well I am sure you have 
access to the keys, right?!? Well good then, take the keys and pop 
the hood. Now use the same directions for the detonator to do this. 
But instead of hooking the wire to a 9 Volt Battery, hook it up to 
the CAR BATTERY! And place, again, the bomb of your choice in the engine 
and as soon as the slut turns the ignition **BOOOOOOM**!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Ciao BABY!! Very simple, no sewing involved! :) 
  
Another way to blow up her car is though the fucking GAS TANK!!! 
I thank 'The Inspector' for his knowlege of this type of bomb... 
  
Basically condensation in the tank puts a layer of H2o on its bottom. 
Gelatin capsules filled with one part Calium Carbide and one part 
Pure Sodium are dropped into a gas tank, and in a few minutes these is 
a BIG explosion you wouldn't belive! 
  
Gelatin capsules, filled withmore gelatin are bought at SuperMakets.. 
The Gelatin is emptied from the capsules and BB's are put into then so 
they sink to the bottom. 
  
Silvers of metallic sodium and chunks of carbide are then out into the 
capsules. Make sure to keep the capsules DRY! 
  
3 or 4 capsules are dropped into the Gas Tank... serveral minutes to about 
30 minutes later... The capsules disintegrate and the moisture turns the 
carbide into explosive gas and also ignites the sodium. The burning sodium 
ignites the carbide gas, and then **BOOOOOOOM**!!! No more car! 
  
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