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Legions of Lucifer ('l‚jen ov l–cifŠr) n. 1. Any multitude of followers
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of the chief evil spirit, Satan. 2. A group of Anarchists and Computer
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Experts that work together as one to cause havok in the anarchy bound
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society of this nation.
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CURB SERVICE: An Easy 'Get Rich Quick' Scheme
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Greetings once again, mates! I happened to be sitting around, casually
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minding my own business, when I peered down at an enlongated flyer
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laying on my coffee table. I looked at it and asked my family when it
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arrived, and my mother said it just came today. Hmmmm!!!
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What caught my eye was the fact that this would be a nice little get
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rich quick scheme. It isn't nowhere near as clever as the home repair
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scams the gypsies pull each spring, but then again, I don't know how
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to bullshit my way about roofing, or aluminum siding....
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The potential here is some fast and easy cash. It would be a quick
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buck that is certain. I shall come back to some statements about
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the rudimentary details of this scam, when to pull it, where to pull
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it, what to look out for etc near the end of this file. Now I shall
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proceed to show you what I received:
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__________________________________________
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| C U R B S E R V I C E |
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| This project is designed to aid |
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| police, fire department and ambulance |
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| service in finding your house at night. |
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| With your permission, address numbers |
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| will be painted on your curb. |
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| These signs will be painted with a |
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| permanent, incandescent paint that is |
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| washable and shows up brightly at |
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| night. It is guaranteed to remain legi-|
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| ble for three years. |
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| There is a $5.00 charge. If you would |
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| like to help us with this effort, please|
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| fill out the spaces below and place it |
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| on your door tomorrow. |
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| You are not obligated to pay our |
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| service until the painting is finished |
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| to your complete satisfaction. |
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| Name ________________________________ |
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| Address _____________________________ |
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| _____________________________ |
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| Phone _______________________________ |
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| In case of bad weather, we will return |
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| to paint your curb on the next good |
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| weather day. Please leave this flyer |
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| firmly attached to your front door. |
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| Personal checks accepted |
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|_________________________________________|
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So you have a lot of key information. PLEASE take the time to delve
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over it. There are a lot of potentials to it. Anyways, here is a step
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by step method to making this racket work:
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1. Get these flyers printed out. This is, textwise, exactly how
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mine appeared. I would suggest printing it out, as is, and then
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redoing it using Aldus Page Maker, or Adobe Illustrator. More
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generic programs would work, but you need quality. If you don't
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have those, call your friendly neighborhood pirate board...
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The typing for the flyer has 'CURB SERVICE' in a VERY bold typeface.
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All the rest is a 'thinner' lowercase bold, I am NOT a printer, so
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I can not tell what point it is etc. The words at the bottom
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'Personal checks accepted' were in a typewriter pica typeface, thus
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indicating it was an addon. I would suggest omitting this. If
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you want the personal checks for an 'official' look, please be sure
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to tell them to pay to CASH, but I will cover that ground in a little
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bit. Another note was that the key words, 'police, fire department
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and ambulance service' and 'incandescent' were underlined. You
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will probably want to do this as well. Also, having the document
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right justified, will make it appear more 'newspaperish' and look
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authentic.
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2. Print out the flyer on a laser printer, for maximum graphics detail
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effects. If you have a buddy who owns a printshop, as I do, have
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him run off 300 copies, which will be a good target goal. I have
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seen similar flyers with the circles knocked out to place on
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doorknobs, similar to the 'DO NOT DISTURB' signs at motels. For
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asthetics, it may be desirable, as it makes it appear MORE authentic.
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3. Assuming you have run these off with a Kodak Hi Speed copier on
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8 1/2" x 11" stock, you will need to take it to a paper cutter and
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size it down. The dimensions on my sheet were 4 1/4" x 11". This
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suggests they PROBABLY had two of these flyers on a single 8 1/2"
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x 11" sheet and merely cut them along a dotted line in the middle.
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To conserve paper, you may wish to use their method of printing.
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Another note about the paper, is that it was white, because black
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on white provides maximum legibility. Besides, if people see pink
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or yellow papers, many assume they are pizza ads and instantly rip
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them up...
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4. Now the footwork and scheming begins. This scam should be pulled
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in the early summer months, preferribly around May-June. The first
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thing to do is to buy a graphic street index of your county, or a
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neighboring county. These can be found at most drug stores for
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approximately $2-3 each. Proceed to stake out an area in another
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city. Remember, what you are doing can get you prosecuted for
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trespassing, impostering, etc, so you don't want to do this in your
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end of town. I personally would not even suggest pulling it within
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10 miles of your house, as you may accidentally go to the door of
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a fellow church perishoner, club member, whatnot, and they can foul
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things up very fast. You will probably want to pull this in a
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ritzy neighborhood, for reasons I will discuss later, but at any
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rate, pull it where they already have the house numbers spray painted
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on the curbs, otherwise you have to do a lot of talking,
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salespitching, etc and they may get suspicious... Plus they may
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remember your face and be able to identify you in a wanted poster
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or lineup.
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5. Now to start the sting... Get a couple friends, the real workers
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usually work in pairs of two or three, and go door to door handing
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them out in the door, or mailbox. Age is also a critical factor,
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because they are usually college students trying to make an extra
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buck for tuition. Don't have your 12 year old brother do this...
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An ex-friend of mine when he was about 9, used to pull con jobs
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by stealing a CANCER SOCIETY, UNICEF, EASTER SEALS, or other similar
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cannisters and go door to door with as a home volunteer and he almost
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got nailed because a neighbor of mine saw him open the container
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take the money out, throw down the container, and head towards the
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local candy store... So, watch it!!
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6. Ok, now the footwork takes another light, called day 2! The next
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day, go door to door again in the same neighborhood and pick up
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the filled out forms. This time, you will want to have some fake
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ID on you, just in case. Head back to the ringleader's house and
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delve through the stack and map out a plan of attack.
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7. Now you will DEFINITELY need a fake ID. Just some bullshit card
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such as the following:
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| _city___ Curb Painting Worker |
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| Name: ______________________________ |
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| _______ |
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| Address : ___________________| | |
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| | Photo | |
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| Signature: __________________| | |
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|________________________________________|
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The signature makes it look SHARP, and the photo makes it look
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very sincere and authentic! If possible, get the card laminated,
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and by ALL means have an alias and a fake address, in that city.
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This should be easy to make, especially if you have print shop
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connections, as many do passports etc... And have a fake Driver's
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License with the same info in your possession, ready to show
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nervous, suspicious old bitches. Besides, if you are underage,
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the fake DL can make you 21, and you can then get into bars, buy
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drinks etc.
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8. Now you will want to make out the business forms. I suggest taking
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a generic form from FormTool, Xerox FormBase, or PerFORM and
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editing it with the same name as the title of your card. Be sure
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to have a worker area at the top prefilled by you, with all kinds
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of bullshit like name, worker #, signature, date, street you are
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selling this on etc. At the bottom, have some 'legalese' hocus
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pocus such as, 'The Anytown, USA Curb Painting Commission is NOT
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affiliated with the local municipality of Anytown, USA. Civil,
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puntitive, and other damages are not the responsibilty of the local
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municipality of Anytown, USA. All work is final, no refunds are
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issued. If the work is found incorrect or defective, please call
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the Anytown, USA Civic Building and address the complaint to the
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head of the Anytown, USA Curb Painting Commission'. Again, have
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work spaces on the 'worker area' and the 'customer area' that
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includes the cusomter's name, address, and telephone number.
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As for the PAY TO CASH idea, have printed on the 'work order'
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soemthing to the effect of 'The Anytown, USA Curb Painting
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Commission is a NON-PROFIT organization dedicated to making
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possible emergency runs by police, fire department, or ambulance
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service run more smoothly by an easy to read and locate house
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address. The organization does not have a formal civic statute
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and therefore all personal checks are to be made out to CASH.
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In the memo portion, please note Anytown, USA Curb Painting.
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Thank you for your cooperation and concern.' [sucker!]
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Print these forms out on a thicker cardboard stock used for raffle
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tickets etc. Also, for officiality purposes, have matching numbers
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on both portions in a bold type such as '1932926E'. You will need
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to make five of these in a sequential manner, and then proceed to
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run off 60 of each, so that people don't look down to see the SAME
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work number right below, or if 2-3 are misaligned... If possible,
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use a perforated paper stock for these, or use a perforation
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machine and MAKE them perforated for easy tearing.
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9. THE STING... Ok, get your friend, dress in a nice conservative
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college style manner.. Docksiders, preppie shirts, acid wash jeans,
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and go back to the neighborhood for round #3, the knockout...
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Best done on a weekday or Saturday afternoon. Each of you will be
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donning your fake ID badges, and each carry a clipboard with the
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forms. Go to the addresses of the marks, which will already be
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prefilled on your worker portion. Plus have a 8 1/2" x 11" manilla
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envelope in your possession with your fake name and the street
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name written in big block letters on it. This will be your
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collection envelope, as it looks better than having the sap, er ah,
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customer see you stash the dough in your wallet.
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10. The Confidence Man -- When the man/lady of the house comes to the
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door, smile and be real polite, and feed them some line of bullshit
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such as:
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' Good afternoon [sir/maam] my name is [fake name] and I
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am working for the Anytown, USA Curb Painting Commission.
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A few days ago, myself or another worker placed a CURB
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SERVICE slip at your door, which was promptly filled out
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and collected. Therefore, we are aware that you are concerned
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with the public safety aspects of the curb painting which
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will allow the police, fire department, or ambulance service
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to locate your residence easier in the event of an emergency.
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The Anytown USA Curb Painting Commission is a NON-PROFIT
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[haha] organization that uses your $5.00 payment to pay
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for the cost of paint and materials, printing work, and
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worker's salaries.'
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That is a good generalized speil that should convince them. Then
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all you do is ask for $5, if cash [yahoo!!!] and place it in the
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envelope. If they want to write checks, please describe the
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portion about the Payable to CASH written on the work form. In
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any event, if they want a work number etc, be sure to give them a
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local carrier number that will ALMOST always be busy. Of course
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hah, not YOUR bbs number :)! Then tear off the customer portion
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with your fake signature done real sloppily so no handwriting
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analysis can trace it to you, and tell them that a worker will
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come next weekend to do the service. THANK them, wish them a nice
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day etc, then go to the next house, etc etc etc.
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11. After you and the other accomplices have covered the area, return
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to base and plan the next phase of attack.
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12. Operation PayDay! Okay, now throw all accumulated funds in the
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pot, and divide it up amongst the con artists. Take all the
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incriminating evidence, such as the fake licenses, fake ID, work
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forms, checks etc and hide them. With the checks you have two
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options, either you can just open a fake bank account under an
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assumed name and cash em, or what I would do, is just keep em, and
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use them for possible future fraud, seeing as you have their bank
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account number, signature etc handy haha!
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13. Later on, about 3 months, if you are daring, tough, and have some
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big balls, you can add insult to injury by going and breaking into
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the homes of all the suckers, first call, if nobody is home, case
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the house and then use burglary techniques available in many other
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fine files available for download from good boards near you. Also,
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while you are doing the confidence man racket, you may wish to write
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a few notes on the worker's portion, such as if you see dogs,
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burglar alarm stickers in the window, etc.
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Welp, I hope you don't feel that was too lame. Hah! Remember, œ“œ
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is providing this file merely as interesting reading, and informative
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purposes. The data contained above is NOT to be tried. LoL and the
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author assume no responsibilty for any police problems that may arise
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due to the usage of the information previously stated.
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+ Look for more good files soon, from the œegions “f œucifer tfile group!
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>> This has been an œ.“.œ presentation...
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'Money, that's what I want.'
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--The Beatles
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