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INI
84 lines
3.5 KiB
INI
INFORMATION ON VARIOUS M00SE ILLUMINATI SUBDIVISIONS
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1) THE SOUTH WINDSOR AUTODUELLISTS OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI
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SWAMI was formed to keep the streets clear of dangerous drunk drivers,
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idiots, Yugos, orange trucks, the guy who, suddenly and without warning, turns
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left in front of you when you have the right of way, and other things that
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could in any way interfere with the pleasure of any m00se's driving. SWAMI
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units are not above the hijacking and looting of ice cream trucks. The
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vehicles of individual SWAMI units are vastly different from one another,
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excluding one thing -- all are heavily armed and armored, and all are driven by
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highly proficient autoduellists.
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2) THE SECRET M00SE SERVICE
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The S.M.S. was formed in 1986 by a man whose real name cannot be printed,
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for obvious reasons. He may only be referred to as 'Chip'. The S.M.S. was
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formed to protect m00ses from the subversive influences of various rival
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groups, especially the Ancient and Powerful Illuminati of Bavaria. Enemy
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agents are usually tickled and forced to eat pickled herring by our torture
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expert, one Opus P. Bell. The S.M.S. naturally uses covert means to reach the
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ends it desires, occasionally calling in SWAMI units for military-type
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operations. All m00ses can rejoice in their new-found freedom from worry now
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that the Secret M00se Service is protecting them.
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3) CHAOS ENGINEERING
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MII 321 CHAOS Engineering
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MII 321 offers a comprehensive study in CHAOS Engineering. There are no
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technical prerequisites as such, but a comprehensive background in sarcasm,
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subordination, obfustication, and random behaviour patterns are highly
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recommended. Students will learn various methods of non-violent actions
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designed to be counter-productive to the machinations of any sort of
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administration, large or small. Such methods will include back talk, petition
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drives, subversive paper work (see also MII 274 Forms Substitution for Maximum
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Disruptive Effect), and malicious sign posting. Non-lethal weaponry will be
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briefly discussed, and covered in depth in the course's continuation, MII 322.
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MII 322 Advanced CHAOS Engineering: Use of Non-Lethal Weaponry
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MII 322 picks up where MII 321 left off, and covers extensively the use of
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such Non-Lethal Weapons such as water guns, water grenades, powder bombs,
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shaving cream, and, for extreme cases, splat-ball guns. There is a $75 lab fee.
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THE OFFICIAL M00SE ILLUMINATI SUGGESTIVE SOURCE MATERIALS LIST
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Subsection One: Books
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Anything by Dave Barry
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Bloom County books --by Berke Breathed
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Bruce's Loose Tooth --by Eileen Landay
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Hitchhiker's Trilogy, the --by Douglas Adams (all possible versions)
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Illuminatus! --by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson
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POLITICS@UCF1VM (send this command to LISTSERV@UCF1VM: SUB POLITICS Your Name)
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Superguy Digest (send this command to UMNEWS@MAINE: BBOARD SUBSCRIBE SUPERGUY)
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Various poems by Chris Phillips, in particular Ode To Stuff
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Subsection Two: Audio-Visual Media
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Any Charlie Brown movie --by Charles Shultz
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Any movie --by Monty Python
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Brazil --by Terry Gilliam
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Garden of the Gods --by Sandstone, Wind Erosion, and Millions of Years
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Subsection Three: Role-Playing and Other Games
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Illuminati --by Steve Jackson Games
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Toon --by Steve Jackson Games
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If you have anything to add to this Official Information File, like a new
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subdivision or new suggested something, send it to Bill Dickson at:
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DICKSON@HARTFORD.BITNET
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