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..... ....... TeXt PhorKaZTiN'
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..... ... ... 744.4944
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Satan's Sanctuary
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"The Return Box"
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By -> Mogel
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[This Box deeply inspired by the raddy-rad GoDD Lock Box file!]
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[With special help from Lucifuge and Crank in a Teleconference]
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Uses:
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This is for all you guys that wonna (note: I spelled it "wonna" just like
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GoDD always does) look like the kinda guy that is a guy and can do that guy
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type-o-guy stuff with the "i know you - even if you don't know how i know
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you" guy guy guy. That's the kinda guy I am, I can tell you all my sUpAh
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phreakin' sEkReTz. Okay, here it goes...
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*69 command - This is a command implememted that calls the person that just
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called you back. We in the elite h4qR biz call it "return calling". It's
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like tracing. Except not as good. But what can you expect from mA b3ll!?
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Ah, but there's more. All kinds of neat trixxx are abound in the mysterious
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*69 k0de for you r4p3. Here's just s0me:
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1] Dual Crank-Caller - When you get one of those rude cRAnK callers that
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hang up as soon as you pick up the phone you can use the box and call them
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back. Then as soon as they pick up the phone you hang up on them - perfect
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equality!@!
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3] Revenge. Go to one of your enemies homes and continously keep dailing *69
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and rack up the phone bill, slowly adding 30 cent charges. This might seem
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slower than simply calling Guam and leaving the phone offhook, but hey you
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can hit some buttons!
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4] This is an optional way to construct a box, in case you think it's "not a
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real box" unless you go to radio shack. Go to Radio shack. Ask the guy
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behind the counter for a tone dialer... laugh when he calls he calls you a
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"hacker" and and say "n0t m33 d00d!@!". Call Digikey -> 1800DIGIKEY. Order
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the same crystal that's already in the box! Now buy a new soldering iron,
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even if you already have one. Proprely de-solder the crystal and make sure
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that there's no glue left over. Solder the new crystal in, but make sure
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the side of the crystal you solder in has the numbers up, so people know
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it's NOT the crystal the box came with. Screw yer box back together. Now
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go back to radio shack. This part takes 4 months, but it's worth it - ask
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the d00d behind the counter for a "battery of the month club". Get one of
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the red AAA batterys with your "battery the month card" and let him punch
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out this month's "number" (elite tip - do this at the end of the month so
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you can go back the next day and get yer second battery) do this until you
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have 4 batteries. Place the batterys in yer return box and take the card out
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of the back where you list all yer stored phone numbers. Write "Return Box"
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with a red crayon in the "P1" slot. Now flip the card over and read the
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instructions on how to program the memory spot to make your return box
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activate with one button. Now go to sk00l and sell it one of yer hacker d00d
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friends for 50 dollars. You are now truly 3113t3 and a phreaker. You will be
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famous and your work is in demand. It takes 4 months to make each one so
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it's even more in demand. Man, this paragraph was long.
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Needs ->
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A Phone
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At least one working finger
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A way to get the phone to your ear
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The "*" and the "6" and the "9" buttons
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A dialtone
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a IQ over 75
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Sufficient Motor skills to hit the buttons
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Cost ->
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Aproximate $.30
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/<-Features ->
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Do you really need some selling points for this Box? Okay here you go:
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a) Makes a cool noise.
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b) only 3 digits! whee!
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c) starts with an *.
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d) if you take off the * it's a cool position.
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e) the 6 and 9 are close together so it's real easy to hit.
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f) the letters spell "MY", "OX", and "OW".
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f«) You can pay 6 BuX to not have any more *69 charges. m4k3z zentz.
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f¬) REM wrote a song about it.
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g) if you get off on the operators voice, then it's extra cool.
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h) you don't have to go to radio shack to buy parts.
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i) the 6 and the 9 are three digits apart - and *69 is three digits.
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j) there's not too many digits in it, so if you wonna (note: wonna!) dial
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with your pinky then it won't get you tired.
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k) it's just really 'k'.
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[Special Note: During the writing of this text file, Lucifuge instantly
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because cool to cRAnK's eyes. Thanks again ultimatly go to Mogel and his
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now infamous-before-it-was-released Return box. All hail the return box!]
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