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104 lines
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teXt ForCastors Issue Singular
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Produced and editted into its pHaT'est 3L33t3 Setup by:Tf's own Usurper
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|///\\\|. TeXT FoRCastors
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.| oo |ù "Symbolism's one chance"
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Tf- Text Forcastors
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"Your Bark was Loud but ya Bite wudn't vicous"
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-Snoop Doggy Doggy
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"Kurt Rules"
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-Some dude at the music awards
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How to hack yer ass out of your own shoes
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This will only work on 1994 Con's, With the React juice!
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.... if you thought that this was gonna be real your lame.!
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ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.ù.
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teXt ForCastors Presents....
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TopTen Reasons NOT to call a PD BBS
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10.Fuck its PD
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9.Definetly no one to relate to
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8.The Pussy's Are always cold!
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7.The Sysop actually thinks she' in control
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6. HAS 5 CD-Rom PD CD's!
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5.Welp i'm sure 10 was right
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4.it Smells like Butt-Crack
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3.your seriously tired of people filling there messages with "huhuhuh that
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would be cool, huhuhuhuhuh"
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2.The Coolest Dude on there still has his real info in there!
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1.The number reads 426-5723 (iam-krad)
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Now on the brighter side ....
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How to become a millionaire with ease!
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1) write an idea for show!
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(basically go for the black sitcom.... there popular these dayz)
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2) goto fox!
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(desperation demands you get a chance)
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3) get you show on running againt saturday night live
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(read the bottom of 2 bahahahahahahaha)
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instant cash!!!!!
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Now for something cool
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WaLkIn FeDs!
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Your BasiK FedS are allowed to chase down the bbsz in the area to keep
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the eleet heads off the scene.Cover Your ass. this is how to protect your bbs
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from any charges that maybe forced on said bbs' staff.First thing is make
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one of your application questions ... this and this exactly
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"Are you in anyway connected to Law Enforcment,Federal Agencies or Private
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invs. services, parties. that legel binds em in court.... if they lie about
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and make sure that its known that liarsw of info have no right to anything
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to do with the bbs. then if it gets to court if their right to any info
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obtained is null/void. also Make a bulletin which expresses that if a user(s)
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reads this and does not send email saying they disagree to it then they are
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considered in agreement. and in the bulletin state "That at logon without
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disagreeing a user forfeits his right to tell,explain, devulge any information
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about the bbs of any nature to local,federal,private law enforcing or
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investigation agencies,parties or servicies. Now! big thing is.
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Lets say a fed comes on ... dont delete em .... dont worry. They're are some
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walkin fedz .... let em on ... at your shareware access.
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email them saying account is only good for 1 week do to the nature of this
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PRIVATE BBs. always include that your a priavte and not public bbs so you can
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reserve the right to rake and grant access levels and sort from and to users.
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NeXt is alwayz have a good copy of what the hell is going on out there fed
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wise... once and while someone will upload to the other bbs in the area or
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maybe yourz the list of fedz they know of .... hold on to each update.
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Also ... you can do as i did and have this notized by JD&F Law Associates for
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20 bucks.... your bulletin and shit, it rulez, then your toally covered
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becuase its a binding contract and not just a Verbal type Agreement.
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Thankz for the time ....
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and Dont FaLL
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íGoddí
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