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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³
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³PuDP²ÛÛÛDPÛDPÛDPÛÛ²uDPuD³ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
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³PuDP²DP²DP²DP²DPÛDP²DPuD³³ PUD Number 11, Volume 02, Chapter 01, Epic 01 ³
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³PuDP±±²²DP±DP²DP²DP±DPuD³³ Release on the Date: Whatever month this is 3 ³
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³PuDP±DPuDP±DP±DP²DP°DPuD³³ Line contained in the issue: 32.3 ³
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³PuDP°DPuDP°°°±DP±±°uDPuD³³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³
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³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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"Damn, this guy's puds are getting LaMe as hell..."
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-Typical Pudidian.
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þ AR-Kansas.
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Once and for all I would like to point out it can't be pronounced ark-an
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-saw. They just fucking took Kansas and slapped a damn AR in front of it.
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HOW I ASK YOU does that get away with breakin' every damn law of nature?
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It should be AR-KANSAS. If I slapped AR in front of everything and
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changed it life would just be fucking great. So from now on, refer to me
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as arb-afo-meqqqt.
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þ qqq
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The triple "q" is silent in english. Use it. Use it often.
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þ How do you spell Socks?
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S-O-Triple Q-C-K-S. Your welcome.
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þ You want a love to last forever?
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So what's new. The only type of conformity I can ever see myself giving in
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to would be that bastard love. Love is complex, because it usually starts
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with strange, often wierd emotions, like lust, hatred, and animosity. But
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from there it can go in so many different directions it's pathetic. There
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have been times, late on weekends, when I have told of my love for certain
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females, that haunt me to this day. And yes weather girl was just a phase,
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as has been every girl [Footnote: I had started to type woman but then I
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realized that all the females in my life have been mere girls, pretty sad
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for an individual of over 3200 years in age, but then again, let's just
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say the jungle-jim is a really swinging place.] in my life. The only one
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who I really cared about, trashed my hopes and desires so bad it's just
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pathetic...but hey that's life. Thanks for taking the time to read this
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drivel, think you wasted almost a minute of your life on my problems...ha.
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þ Sleep.
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Is a concept shoved into your head from the time you are born. You don't
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need but 40 hours sleep a week. Stay up every day. Sleep entirely through
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Sunday. Life will be good. I swear.
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þ Shit.
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Is what I have written lately. Rambling, etc... Why? Well let's just say
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I am very disappointed in myself. Sometimes you know that you are your own
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master and that no emotion can conquer you, then one does. Damn I feel
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sad...so is this what a TradeWars player feels like?
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þ Why you don't exist.
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Play along.
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Time doesn't exist.
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Without time there is no speed.
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No speed no movement.
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No movement, no distance.
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No distance equals no area.
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No area, well then no mass.
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No mass? No energy.
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No energy, no universe.
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No you.
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Wow.
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þ With a little hate...
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We can rid the world of people. It can be quite rewarding to see people
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whom you have always despised rot. Not in death, but in something much,
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much worse. A lousy, boring life. You know the people who you grew up
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with who seemed to have such a wonderfull life. Now they don't. Working
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at some shit, dead-end job. Knowing that they will never go anywhere.
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Knowing that thier one goal in life is to have every television channel.
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To have a ford. A sad house. A kid or two. Live in ignorance. As far as I
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am concerned you only live once. Go enjoy it. Have fun. Damn it.
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þ People who say, "Grow up..."
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Tell them to fuck off... They are just jealous because they no longer live
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in life. They are just here taking up space and wasting resources being
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nothing more than crap on the face of this once majestic world. Laugh at
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them. Smile. Sing them a song. Act however in the fuck you want. It is not
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anyone's place to tell you how to live, be yourself, do what you think is
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best for you, have fun. Live for once. As a matter of fact, turn of your
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damn computer and go out in the street, yard, etc... and play. I don't
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care what. Just do it.
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þ Send Mail to:
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T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM The little tree down the street...
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NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET
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The BLT Home-WaReZ Department, Joe's Fruit Stand.
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Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506
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fReD tHe HiTmAn Police Station, Dekatoor.
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ÜÛßßßßßßßßßßß Ending Qoute ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜ
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ÞÝ Û
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Û "If this were a an actual tagline it would have been funny..." ÞÝ
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ÞÝ -Damn sad-ass Fido Freaks. ÜÜß
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