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°±²Û ³Ù³³³³ Û Killing stupid-ass CyberPunks for really a long time.Û ³Ù³³³³ Û²±°
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°±²Û Ù ÀÙÁÙ Û This issue by: BAPHOMET, VBBS SIGH-SOP, Extroidinair Û Ù ÀÙÁÙ Û²±°
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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º "This one goes out to the one's I hate..."[1]
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+ÊÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» +---------+ ÉÍÍÍÍ
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+----------|+ ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» +--------------+ ++ɼ
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þ PUDREFIC!|| +-------------ÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍ» ÉÍÍÍÍËÎ
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+----------++--------+ ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ +-+
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| So what to discuss in this might installment of the greatest computer++
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+-+ publication to ever grace the monitors of humanity? Well I think I ++
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| will talk about things that I enjoy, no wait. That would be a rather +-+
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++ short issue indeed, now wouldn't it. So let's talk about new and really|
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++ swell happenings around the world, huntsvegas and the universe many ++
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++ of us exist in. Hmmm... So essentially this will be like every other+-+
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++ PUD a whole bunch of useless information and stupid crap rolled into|
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++| one really big healthy issue.[2] +-+ +-+ |
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-------------------------------------+ +---------------------------+ +--+<MaF>
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þ Mail?
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I don't feel like including any in this issue. It would be fun and
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well rather exciting, but alas I am just to lazy to import it into
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the editor here. And besides PUD is getting a really nice dispersed
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feel to it. That just isn't right. I wrote this issue ERGO it should
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be centered entirely around me. Yep me and none of you. Well ok
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maybe a little other stuff.
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Ok, ok, I will do it. Some really K_RaD MAiL to be included, but only
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because of the constant prodding and demandind of our loyal reader
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base. Thanks go out to all 8.356 of you.[3]
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þ OK THE ONLY MAIL IN THIS ISSUE SO ENJOY IT, DAMN YOU.
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Dear Sir:
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You are (by admission) my biological father. It has been brought to
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me attention by a certain unidentified source that you have not paid child
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support for the last nineteen years. My legal department has calculated
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that the amount past due, with standard finance charges applied, compounded
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quarterly comes to a grand total of:
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$74,381.26
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Please pay the remainder promptly.
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With Goofy Grin---
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---Hymie
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=)
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Ok so what is the lesson to be learned from this? No mattwe how young you
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are, I was less than 2 at the time, it IS ALWAYS good that you practice
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safe sex. Look what it's gonna cost me...
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þ HATE MAIL! HATE CALLS! DO NONE OF THOSE.
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But special thanks must go ouy to Crowe of The Stone Temple of Enoch
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or whatever for this most valued info.
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RDG
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4246 Elisabeth Ave
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Holland MI 49424
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O..and his home phone is NOT 399-8934.
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Who am I kidding yes it is.
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Thanks again, just in case you are wondering? The guy's first name is
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Roland and he thinks qbasic is swell!
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þ Liberation.
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To liberate one besides yourself in pure selfishness. Who says someone
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else isn't free? Who says your freedom is right for everyone else? Who
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says you know anything. You don't. Your the master of your own fate.
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If people paid more attention to themselves and not everyone else they
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might find they like themselves more.
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þ B0ARDz!
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I have been making the threat of putting up a board for a very long
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and well pathetic time. So what haven't I? I always get this question
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when I am cracking on some VBBS sysop after he asks me how I did
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something any idiot could figure out on his board. Well I haven't for
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a number of reasons. One is I am way to damn stingy. I want my little
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ol' computer to myself, so I need a modem that I can put a 16550uart
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on. Why? So I can live in DesQView/X like I normally do. Another? I
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sincerely doubt I would find enough worthwhile users to make all the
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time and effert expended by me worth it. Sure I would meet maybe one
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or two really great people, but the rest of them would be nothing more
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than pathetic shit-scum on the edge of humanity. Third. I am never
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satisfied with what I have done. If and when I ever put up aboard it
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will be SuperBBS and no matter how incredible I get it set-up it still
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isn't good enough for me. Nothing seems to satisfy me, just another
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fault of mine. Anyways I think I have rambled on for too long now so
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I think I will shut up.
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þ VBBS. Another ggggGGGGGGrrrreeat thing about it.
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Let's see VBBS has this amazing built in macro programming language
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right? So how come all you ever see from it is stupid idiotic matrix
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log-off screens? Yep life is good if it makes it harder for you to
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log-off. Make you answer thirty two billion questions. I drop carrier.
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But wait no I almost forgot THEY ALWAYS put a damn version number. Like
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I really care if it is the SUPERLOGOFF version 5334.123412431. I really
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don't. At least they haven't started slapping swell copyright after
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them.
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þ Llami.
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Where have the llami jokes gone? Everywhere but here. The strange cult
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following of Llama jokes seems to be dead. Why? Who knows, maybe they
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just ran aground but I think the real reason is because Digital Saint
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dis-liked them. For those who don't know him, don't bother. No use in
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meeting a real cybersapien. He is one. And no matter who tells him any
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different he doesn't really care. He's almost free... I shall be there
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one day. But hopefully not as crazy as he is. Damn he can talk trash
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when you are in a really bad mood.
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þ [MaF] ASCii!
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° ²² ²²² °°° ²²²
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°°°²²²² ²² þ þ ² °° ²² ²²²
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°°°°²²²²²²² ²°°°°° ²²
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° °°° ² ²² þ ²²° ²² Entitled: Boy drowning in large Bay.
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°° ²²²² ²²° ²²²
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°° ²² O ²²° ²²²²
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±± °° ²² ²²° ²²
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±±±± ±± °° ²²²²° ²² ±±±
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±± ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±± ±±± mAf
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þ Death, the final exit?
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Nope. Not me I am not going to die. It hurts people when you tell them
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this. They don't seem to believe me, nor do they believe in my powers.
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Well to be honest, I am not going to die. It's a simple fact. Maybe if
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you believe it to, you will be able to accomplish such a faith in your
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own being. Death, not a problem.
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þ I begin to see...
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When does one begin to see? I mean see what and who they really are? I
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would like to know this. I think I have seen myself and while it was
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not a pretty site I am more than willing to accept it. You are who you
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are. You can change yourself, but only you can. Sitting complacent with
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your current vision of yourself is death. It's a waste. It's disgusting.
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Becoming one with yourself isn't some mystical thing. It isn't even
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corny. It's seeing who you are and who you can be. Me I'm not telling.
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þ Sorry.
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I am in a real preachy mood lately. It's, um, nobody's Fault but
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mine.[5]
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þ Sources for Qoutes:
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[1]: Nobody in particular, just directed towards most of humanity.
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[2]: Big as in containing more than 2 lines.
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[3]: According to a certain local VBBS sysop who came in his pants
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after being mentioned in a pud that is a high figure. The funny
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thing is, HE MUST have read an issue to realize he was in them.
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[4]: Damn Mr. Brownstone. issssssss so swass. As opposed to Mr
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Brownstone and Mr. Brownstone[Notice the periods du0dz1]...
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[5]: Yep an actual 'Led Zepplin' qoute. <-Damn an inside joke for some
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one who doesn't even read pud. I am all kind of swass.
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[6]: That's an internet address. No, no, no you can't email me from
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a VBBS board with that.
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[7]: Yep, that's still the name. Sadly.
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[8]: Well as real as any of can ever hope to be. Ok so he is a little
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bit less than real. Ok so I am babbling. Ok so you suck. Ok, so
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ok. Ok. Ok? ok.
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[9]: Said on the phone by a swell guy when he saw a person sitting
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figuring square roots, just to do it. It was really fun seeing
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us all laughing at the failures of our race. Damn it was funny.
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Someone there was in his experimental college phase. Aehhaeha
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[76]:C00l Box MoD by fReD tHe HiTmaN I think it even works du0d!
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL SEND MAIL ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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[76]
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PUD senIor edItors can always be reached at:
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þ Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 WWIVNET
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or the new improved way! crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu[6]
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þ NO COURiER 25@2506 WWIVNET
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Or call Project-X[7] and EMAIL us there at (205)-883-0894
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Contributing users may be more difficult to find:
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->->Hymie ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ 84@2506 <-<-REAL PERSON! I swear...[8]
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He also has a stupid internet address but it
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is really lame so there is no use in posting
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it here.
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The BrAvE LiTtLe ToAsteR Plotting the avengement for three destroyed
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cones at a construction site.
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fReD tHe BoTTlE SaLeSmAn Enjoying his new occupation courtesy of the
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state's new free inmate job placement program.
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Bill Clinton Using the "Tummy-Sizer".
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G-BUNNY At the Playmor STILL playing Mortal Kombat.
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Biscuit Out searching for some more gravy.
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Mooga the Whale Wondering if she will ever meet her man.
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Released on the Date:
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