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Welcome to yet another issue of THO, this would happen to be issue
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#11, not much to say, so without furthur ado, here's my next
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installation.
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_ÜÛ²±° PiP's Modern Day Fables °±²ÛÜ_
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ßÛ²±° That You Can Learn From °±²Ûß
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BOB AND THE BROKEN KNEECAPS
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Whilst traveling to work one day Bob noticed a blue smoke coming from
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his muffler.
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"Hmmm...", said Bob "I guess that it must be my muffler. I'll go to
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the friendly neighborhood muffler shop and have them fix it."
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As luck would have it, there was a muffler shop called Jim's Muffler
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Palace not a block away. Bob pulled into the shop and proceded to talk
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to Jim the Muffler King.
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"'Scuse me sir, but I seem to be having problems with my muffler and I
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wondering if you would please remedy my problem.", quoteth Bob.
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"Of course we can help you sir, let me take a look at your muffler for
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little while. Please take a seat in our comfy waiting room and I will
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be right with you."
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After about 2 hours Jim came back from inspecting Bob's muffler and
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said "Yeah, it's your muffler allright. Gonna have to replace it."
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This angered Bob because he allready knew that they would have to
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replace the muffler, but he held in his anger. Bob's therapist had told
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him to try not to get angry often, as he tended to get aggressively
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voilent and hear voices.
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"Ok, how much will this cost me?"
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"Well, we have the gold plated model here which is 200 dollars, the
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platinum version on sale for 175 dollars, or there is allways the balsa wood
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version for 17 dollars and 13 cents."
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"I think that I will take the balsa model please.", said Bob.
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After another hour or so Jim came back from the garage and rang up the
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charges. "That'll be 17 dollars and 13 cents sir."
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Bob took out his wallet and took out 17 dollars exactly. He hadn't
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any change, so he searched the floor of the store for change and found
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12 cents.
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"Hehehe... I guess that you'll have to spare me a penny buddy." Bob
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said grinning.
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"Sorry sir, that's against store policy. If you want your car back
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you'll have to pay the full price of 17 dollars and 13 cents... 12 cents
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just doesn't cut it."
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It was at that moment Bob stormed into the garage and opened the trunk
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of his car which contained an aluminum baseball bat. "I think that this
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will change your mind about the penny, dickweed."
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The attendant still refused to let Bob go on the penny, so Bob decided
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crush his kneecaps into powder and drive his car away laughing
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hysterically.
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MORAL: If someone has a baseball bat, and you're unarmed, don't piss
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him/her off.
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Oh!! That was a very nice story boys and girls!!! Welp, call up the
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Asylum if you are interested in being a member of THO. l8er
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-Pip the Angry Youth
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³ T H E A S Y L U M ³
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³ (908)914-9318 ³
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³ H/P/A/C/V ³ OFFICIAL THO DIST SITE
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³ RPGnet ³ OFFICIAL C0RPSE DIST SITE
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³ 100:1908/3 ³
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³ DRAGnet ³ SysOp: AnsiBoy:
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³ 1:141/4 ³ Panther PiP the Angry Youth
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³ Come... Join the Insanity ³
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