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Welcome to the last (for quite some time) issue that I shall be writing
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THO. I am not giving up THO for good mind you, but I am quite busy with
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my Girlfriend, Prepairing for College, and generally having a life
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outside of the BBS community. Rattle shall be taking over THO for about
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2 months or so... he'll be regularly putting out issues for quite some
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time, so if you want a text by yourself a THO, send it to him on his
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board The Land of Rape and Honey at 609-698-1358 with the NUP of: Faith
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Collapsing. You can also get in contact with him at the InterNet
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address of RATTLE@CYBERCOM.COM and AIMnet address 166:166/0 and GRiMnet
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26:4609/1... basically you can get in contact with him anywhere you
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look... like under rocks and stuff. Enough of this bullshit, let's get
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on with this issue of THO.
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THO #35
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I'm a Spaz and I Like My Cow
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By Pip the Angry Youth
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Welcome to my pasture. I don't know what you are doing in my pasture,
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this is called trespassing buddy, and I don't know who you think you
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are staying in my pay phone lodge!
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My name is Cornholio! I need Tee-Pee for my bunghole!
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Anyways, now back to the action. Thornson is getting quite a few good
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left hooks in, but I don't think that the Policeman is going to budge.
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Bad Policeman, bad bad. I am very saddened that I have to witness such
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tomfoolery, CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
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Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor (and a bad actor) not a Prostitute!
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This is getting silly, I don't know what I am talking about right
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now... I'm just typing typing and typing some more and burning out my
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brain co processors. DON'T TAKE ACID OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!!
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Yes, you too can take LSD 4 times and completely fuck up your system
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for the rest of your life just like I have!!! Hell, I took LSD at my
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Seinior Prom, that's what I call messed up. The best part of taking LSD
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is the permanant effects that you get, like seeing images about 1 second
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longer than they are in front of your face. It makes driving
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interesting let me tell you!!! Ask my mother, I totaled her car.
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Little Nissan Sentra going down the street at about 35 mph and I turn
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to tell my friend to put his seat belt on. WHAM!!! Right into the back
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of a Ford Grenada. Have you ever seen one of those things?!?! It's
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like a freaking tank on wheels... I learned to play the accordion in one
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rather foul step! My car is no more and I will probably send my
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liscence into Trenton and bum rides off of Glorified G, Domino, and
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Rattle for the rest of my unnatural life. Sucks to be me.
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Today I had the best sex of my life. I hit a 1 minute orgasm... of
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course I pulled out because I was having unprotected sex at the time. I
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don't think you have ever really experienced sex until you have it
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without a condom and have your hand somewhere else other than your
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crotch. Call me crazy but it's nice.
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What's grosser than gross?
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Seeing someone bleed out of their crotch.
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What's grosser that that?
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Seeing someone bleed out of their crotch while having sex with them.
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What's grosser than that?
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I don't know really, that's pretty bad. I see a cool text file coming
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out of that idea.
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Now I'm not saying that she wasn't just finishing with her period or
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anything, but I'm not saying that she did. :)
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THIS NEXT LINE IS DEDICATED TO JAMESY
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Damn bitch, told you!
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END NEXT LINE DEDICATED TO JAMESY
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Did you ever see someone on fire? 23OO 5Y343[W W9JM3 7876 9H 4Q55O3[W
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2QOO 285Y R843 D9J8HT 9RR 9R Y8J.... sorry, wrong home keys.
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Interview with a usual sysop:
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INTERVIEWER: Dark Emperor, may I call you Joey?
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DARK EMPEROR: My friends call me Slappy the Love Monkey.
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I: Slappy, what do you do with your life?
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DE: Life? Sorry, never encountered that word. What's it mean?
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I: Thank you, you allready sated my questioning thirst.
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DE: Uhh... ok. [Sound of High Pitched Computer Beep in Background]
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OH! I'm done downloading the Necrobeastialsodomy GIFs... err... I
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meant the shareware version of Wolfenstein 3D... yeah, that's it.
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I: Is there anything else you would like to say to the reading
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audience?
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DE: Yes, call my board at 908-288-1043.
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I: Thank you.
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[Enter large nosed Viking holding a stuffed pepper.]
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VIKING: Damn bitch, told you!
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[Dark "Slappy the Love Monkey" Emperor takes pepper and rubs it all over
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his crotch. After finishing this act he starts singing "God Save the
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Queen" (Sadly enough, it wasn't the Sex Pistols version) and
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spontaniously explodes.]
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I: Now wasn't that special. Now for our next (and much more talented
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and pleasing) guest, Barney!
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BARNEY: Hello boys and girls, today we'll...
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[Rambo enters from the right and shoots Barney dead]
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I: Thank you very much... is there anything that you want to say to the
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audience?
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RAMBO: Yo... uh... Adrian!
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ADRIAN: Rocky!
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RAMBO: Adrian!
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ADRIAN: Rocky!
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RAMBO: Adrian!
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ADRIAN: Rocky!
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RAMBO: Adrian!
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ADRIAN: Rocky!
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RAMBO: Adrian!
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ADRIAN: Rocky!
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[Promptly, the whole world goes blank for I don't know where to go from
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here.]
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THIS WORD IS DEDICATED TO PANTHER
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(mailbox)
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That is it for THO #35. Peace, we out.
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aND NoW a WoRD FRoM ouR SPoNSoRS...
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SysOp: Glírified G
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'Jersey's only Sports Orientated
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BBS that I know of! Call today!
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Land of Rape and Honey (6o9)698ú1358
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SysOp: Rattle
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One of the last 'sp3cial' BBSes in
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its area. CD-ROM H/P/V/A
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NUP: FAITH COLLAPSING
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2.6 GIGS! 2 dialdown nodes, CD-ROM,
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(Seems like everyone and their brother has a CD-ROM)
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