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=| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand | #60 by �s beif | 02/15/95 |=
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Pot Smoking Ettiquete
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Hey all, Blindspot here. Just decided to write this little handbook
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out for all those pot smoker's like us in �s beif (it's a club). Basically
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people, there are too many fuckers we burn it with that don't know the
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proper ettiquete. And some people get pissed off when people don't follow
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it, cause it's pretty damn rude.
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Let's start, shall we.
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1. The person who paid for the sack generally has legislation on first hit
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if that person requests so. If not, hits are "called" off, someone might
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say, "1st!" and they would get first hit(the sweetest hit of the bowl,
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it's like candy, i swear.) If the owner wanted first, the one who yelled
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"1st" would be 2nd, and so on down the line.
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2. When smoking, smoke in circles, usually clockwise. Keep your position, and
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if you realize you're going to get last or second to last before the bowl
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starts, don't jump around so that you get second or third. Just go, you'll
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get your turn.
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3. Do NOT fucking hold the pipe or joint or whatever in your hand after your
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hit. If you stand there and look at it while precious smoke is floating
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away, you are being a fuck, and the owner can skip you next time around.
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4. Important. Smoking pot is only fun when you are with a friend. If someone
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gets so stoned they can't finish the bowl, and forces the others to smoke
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the rest themselves, the circle has the right to KICK THAT PERSON'S ASS.
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5. Don't whine about not being stoned, the only reason the owner is kicking
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down is so YOU have a good time. I tend to get pissed when i am baked off
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my ass and my friend isn't. (or he just want's more.)
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6. Double hitting is probably the worst thing you can do. If I have a bowl
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I packed, and someone takes too hits, i will call them out of the circle
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for the rest of it. It irks me. Less smoke for the rest of us. The only
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person with ANY legal right to double hit without asking is the owner of
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the sack. If you do happen to want a double hit, ASK THE ENTIRE CIRCLE if
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it's okay. If one person says no, don't persue it, then you're being an
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asshole.
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7. Now I have a problem with this sometimes, but dont NIGGER LIP. It's
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sick. That's it. If you niggerlip, you die. Or else everyone else has a
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major fit.
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8. Don't call up someone and ask if they'll smoke you out. Most of the time
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all that will get you is a yelling-at. If the person is there, and you're
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cool with them, you prolly won't have to ask. None of �s beif asks one
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another, we all kick down to each other willingly.. well, there are some
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of us.. (COUGHCOUGHNIGGERDOGCOUGH)
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9. If the group decides to quit in the middle of the bowl, (that's if EVERY-
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ONE decides to quit, refer to #6), then if it's not your bud, don't ask
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to keep the leftovers. It's not yours and you have no right to ask.
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10. Don't smoke out a group of people or even one person and leave right
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after. What's the fun of smoking out together if you can't hang around
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and be stoned together?
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11. Stealing bud from one of your friends IS AN ABSOLUTE NO-NO. If you even
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mention to someone that you stole bud from one of your smoking buddies,
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you are gonna be in a heapload of shit. (now as for people who AREN'T
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your friends... well...)
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12. People will never know you're fucked up unless you let them know. Whether
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you tell them, have someone else tell them, or just act like a general
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stoned-off-your-ass idiot, nobody will know, unless you want them to.
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Some general precautions before going out and getting fucked up:
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1. Visine. Make sure you have visine if you are going to be around people who
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would have a problem with it. If they see red eyes, stereotypes usually say
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that anyone with redeye is stoned and therefore a bad person. We aren't bad
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people, we just like to enjoy ourselves.
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2. Food. You. Need. Food. Or money to buy food. Or else everyone is gonna be
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a real asshole to each other because they gots the munchies.
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3. Cigarettes. You. Need. Smokes. If anyone in your group smokes and you have
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them, run. You're gonna want them too and most likely people will kill for
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a smoke after burning a nice bowl of fat kind bud. I know I would.. =)
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Don't ever go out and burn it without smokes. You fiend. I fiend. We all
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fiend and we will KILL.
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Welp, this text was started by BlindSpot and finished by vYrus, BS, Viper,
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and Deadly Toke. Aside from a few interruptions from someone's mom, it all
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went pretty well. So follow these guidelines and maybe someday, you too, can
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burn it with �s beif. =)
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- Peace, Love, and Mary Jane,
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-BlindSpoT
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-vYrus
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-Viper
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-Deadly Toke
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... wh0rd.
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