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Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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Having Fun At Target by Sinister X / Ultra 08-March-1991
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Basic Starters Information
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Dayton-Hudson Corp has opened a retail department store across the United
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States called Target. The stores range from Florida to the West Coast up to
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Minnesota. I decided to write this file for the thought of the chaos it would
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cause the employees of the stores if someone actually decided to try this stuff
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on an unsuspecting store one busy afternoon.
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As you go into the store one of the first things you will notice is a paging
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system being piped over the store through speakers in the ceiling. You will
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hear things like Hardware dial the operator, or maybe it will be a number like
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13 dial 209. First if you look around you will notice customer assistance
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phones on poles located throughout the store. Once you have located an out of
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the way phone you can begin your fun. The phone system at Target works on a
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small PBX system. You can do many things with it. There are phone extensions
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all over the store so employees can help a customer who is calling find an
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item. The phones are also used by customers to dial 234. After dialing 234 the
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phone rings for the in store operator to answer. She then asks the customer
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what they need help with and an employee comes to help. (Sometimes) Dialing 0
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will also get you the operator, but not on the same phone. 0 (zero) is used by
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employees who need someone paged etc. You may dial 9 from a phone in Target if
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it is Black and you will get an outside line. If the phone is Red it will not
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dial out. You can make calls to where you please off a black phone.
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Now for the fun stuff. To get on the intercom from ANY phone in the store
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simply pick up a phone and dial 41. This puts you on the loud speakers located
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all over the store. One of the most hated saying is "Attention ]<-]V[ART
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Shoppers there is a blue light special....." This will bring the whole store to
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alert and PISS off the Target workers since they hate K-mart. You can yell
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profanity or what ever crosses your mind. Be alert though because they will
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come looking for you as soon as you take hold of the system. You cannot get
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onto the intercom if someone already is on. Which means you will have to wait
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for the operator to shutup is she is on.
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Explaining the numbers and codes heard over the intercom.
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All phones have extension numbers of 3 digits. All managers have 2 digit
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numbers to be identified by. I will list them for you.
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10 - Store Manager (Head Honcho) #1
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11 - Merchandise Manager #2
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12 - Operations Manager #3
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13 - Assets Protection Manager (Gestapo Leader)
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20 - Cashier Supervisors (Stupid Bitches at the front lanes watching cashiers)
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MOD - Manager On Duty (Either 1,2,or 3)
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CSM - Cashier Supervisor Manager (Above all 20's)
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Hardlines 1 - Sales floor people (household and food sections)
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Hardlines 2 - Sales floor people (electronic, toys, tools, cars)
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Softlines - Clothes Department
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Hardlines 4 - Plain Clothes Security (Gestapo Henchmen/women)
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These can often be heard called over the intercom to dial a certain number.
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Extensions / Locations
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0 - Operator - Fitting Room
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203 - Office Upstairs
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205 - Managers Office Upstairs
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207 - Managers Office Upstairs
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209 - Security Office Behind Service Desk
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212 - Fitting Room
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216 - Receiving Office
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219 - Unloading Dock in back of store
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220 - Stock Room Phone
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226 - Merchandise Rewrap
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227 - Jewelry Counter
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230 - Employee Lounge
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233 - Cashier Supervisor Booth
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234 - Customer Assistance Phone (Fitting Room)
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236 - Service Desk #1
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238 - Service Desk #2
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239 - Cash Office Inside & Behind Service Desk
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241 - Snack Bar
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253 - Tapes & Cd's
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256 - Electronics Counter
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262 - Lamps Etc
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263 - Health & Beauty Aids
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270 - Housewares
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271 - Automotives Stockroom
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285 - Domestics
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286 - Toy Department
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292 - Lawn & Garden
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300 - Computer Room
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301-316 Front Registers (Example 301 is register #1, etc.)
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You can now prank your favorite place. Or if you see a good looking employee
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you can call them up and molest them. Maybe even ask for a date.
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Codes to listen for over the intercom.
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Code Red - Fire
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Code Green - Someone is hurt
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Code 1 - Sales Floor people to help front cashiers ring up purchases
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Code 100 - Sales Floor help security catch shoplifter etc.
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Target Security & Code 100 In Detail.
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Target has plain clothes security who walk the floor looking for shoplifters.
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There are also camera systems but they are used to monitor employee theft more
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then customers. The security persons, are either male or female and almost
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always in pairs. Easy ways to spot them is to look for someone already watching
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another customer. They can often be seen looking around ends of aisles or
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between boxes trying to see a shoplifter conceal merchandise. They hang around
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the electronic department and the music sections, but are not limited to those
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parts. Sometimes they can be spotted by the clothes they are wearing. Say they
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came to work and it was sunny and warm. When you got there is was pouring rain.
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They will not have a rain coat on and will look stupid. Use common sense in
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figuring out who is security. They will watch you if you stay in the store to
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long, make loud noises and cut up with buddies, etc.
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The cameras are located in the following places. One is in the stock room above
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the electronics high ticket merchandise lockup. That is no concern to
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customers. One is over the electronics section and can see everything. Another
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is over the electronics counter and is used to watch the registers for employee
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theft or display merchandise theft this camera is only able to scan around the
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glass cases no furthur. Another is located in the mall entrance or near
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register #1. This is used to watch cashiers suspected of pocketing money. ALL
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CAHSIERS on registers 1-5 are being watched. There are no exception. They place
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them on cash only registers to tempt them even more into stealing and since
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they have them on camera, boom, instant busts. The last camera to worry about
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is located behind the service desk. It is used to film people taking back stuff
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that is stolen from another store or taken from the shelf and brought up to the
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desk trying to scam a return.
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The dreaded CODE 100 is used to get sales floor help in catching a shoplifter.
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Someone from security is either fighting or chasing a shoplifter and needs help
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one employee will be told to say code 100 over the intercom and state a
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location. Like code 100 to the front door. Meaning a shoplifter tried to run
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out the front door and is either fighting or getting away. Once a code 100 is
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called ALL MALE employees drop what they are doing and run to the location
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stated. This is where the common sales floor geek has a chance to get revenge
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after all the stupid customers they have put up with during the day. If someone
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is fighting they can jump in and help. This turns into a mob soon with a bunch
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of fired up red vest wearing geeks trying to beat the crap out of a shoplifter.
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If you are stealing someone by chance and hear code 100, you better give up or
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run for your life. I have seen many people fucked up trying to fight a mob of
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red vests.
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Well i hope you have learned a few things about how target operates and what
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massive chaos you can cause inside a store now that you know how it works.
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I will continue writing files for ULTRA and the will only get better since this
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is my first. I will more then likely have a few upcoming that will shock the
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hell out of you.
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I can be reached at the following boards for now. Since i only call 2.
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Blitzkrieg at 502-499-8933 & Hall of Injustice at 502-241-9304
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Sinister X & Ultra in 91
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