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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #116 - 4/24/1996 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: The Psycho Pyro ]- º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Home Absinthe Manufacture º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
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I know you are thinking right now, "What the fuck is Absinthe?". Absinthe
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is a form of liqour made from wormwood. It is illegal in every country
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except for Spain, Portugal and Denmark. Here in the US, not much is known
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about it, so cops will probably think it is just plain alcohol. However,
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in Europe, this stuff is highly cracked down upon. It was thought to cause
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insanity and death in the 19th century and has since been banned. You might
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be thinking, "So why the fuck should i care about some nasty tasting liqour
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when i can be drinking Absolute?". The answer is that Absinthe produces
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hallucinations and gives a better buzz than normal hard liqour. People have
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compared it to an extremely long Nitrous trip with mild pysilocibin style
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hallucinations. So you know see why this drug is so cool. It gives a long
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Nitrous buzz with trips. But you might be asking now, "Why should i risk
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my life and sanity drinking this shit?". Do you think OE is any safer?
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However, since Absinthe has been banned so long that it has been almost
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forgotten, you have a .000001% chance of finding a dealer that can get you
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it. So, the obvious thing to do is make it. Lately, i have seen several
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recipes floating around USENET for it. I will include them with comments
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along with some of my own.
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** Absinthe #1 **
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1 pint vodka 2 tsp crumbled wormwood (dried)
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2tsp anise seed 1/2 tsp fennel seed
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4 cardomom pods 1 tsp majoram
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1/2 tsp ground coriander 2 tsp chopped angelica root
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1 2/3 cups sugar syrup
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Place vodka in large jar with tight fitting lid. Add wormwood and shake
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well; steep 48 hrs and strain out. Crush seeds and pods in mortar. Add
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them and all remaining spices to vodka and steep in a warm place 1 week.
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Filter and sweeten. (The sugar syrup mentioned above is your standard
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simple syrup.)
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** Absinthe #2 **
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1 tsp crumbled wormwood
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1 cup vodka
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2 Tbsp chopped peppermint leaves
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1 piece of lemon peel, 3/4"x2"
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1/3-1/2 cup sugar syrup
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Steep wormwood in vodka for 48 hours. Strain out and add peppermint
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leaves and lemon peel. Steep for 8 days, strain and sweeten. Smells good
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but is more bitter than #1.
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(For Vodka, i recommend using Popov's or Mohawk 50%. The end product will
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taste like shit anyway, so just buy the cheap stuff. Everclear would be
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a better substitute if you can get it. Wormwood and the other spices can
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usually be bought at the supermarket or holistic medicine stores. The syrup
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is not to be added until you drink the absinthe. It may also be
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substituted with sugar.)
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** PiMp AbSiNThE **
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1 cup Diluted Grain Alcohol(ethanol) 75% (3 parts alc., 1 part water)
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1 tsp dried and crumbled wormwood
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Add the wormwood to the alcohol and shake it. Put it in a warm area, like
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near a heat duct for 2-3 days. Now Strain the wormwood out of the alcohol.
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Now you may use whatever mixture of spices you want to flaver it. The stuff
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for number 2 would be a good idea because those spices are easy to get and
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you know it will be more like absynthe then some random choice. As you get
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more experienced, experiment with other spices, more wormwood, adding a small
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amount of methanol, etc.. Leave the stuff in their for a week and then
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strain or filter it out.
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When your done making it, the vodka should have been turned a dark
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greenish color. If it isn't, it dosen't really matter. The 19th century
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distilleries often added chemicals to color it. It should at least have a
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greenish tint to it. Before you drink it, add the syrup or sugar. It should
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change color to a cloudy white. For the Pimp version, you should put some
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water in a glass and hold a strainer filled with sugar over it. Now pour the
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absinthe through the strainer. Drink up. If you can hook me up with some
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smuggled Spanish Absinthe, get in touch with me on one of the VaS sites or
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Email me at tpp1@free.org.
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Excessive use is supposed to cause psychosis, hallucinations and insanity.
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But they say the same thing about Psychedelics. I say Fuck Em'.
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[VaS] '96 - "Don't be drinkin from my bottle bitch, thats bullshit. Still got
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seamen on your lips from my homeys dick....Take another sip of the OE!"
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