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JESUS LOVES YOU!
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KILL YOURSELF!
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The humiliation and joyless vapidity of daily existence, where life is only
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survival, is a part of necessary suffering, in accord with HIS plan, which will
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cleanse your soul for the afterlife to come.
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So, brothers and sisters of the Cross, you who have accepted Jesus Christ into
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your hearts, who have forgiven your trespassers, and who regard the daily plate
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of excrement as the Holy Sacrament of Fate, give that final testimony of Faith
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and
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Leap for the Lord!
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(insert map to local cliff, high bridge, etc. here)
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Come Children of GOD, to ___(local landmark)__ on __(date & time)__ for the
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first Annual MEET-YOUR-MAKER Marathon and punctuate your life of rigorous
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devotion and concientious self denial with the SUPREME Sacrifice:
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Jump For JESUS!!
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(You sociopathic heretics who believe that boredom ISN'T the will of GOD, Who
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say that its the commodity economy and its capitalist pimps (forgive them
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Jesus!) that reduce men and women to mere objects in the order of things, and
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who have yet to recognize the impossibility of changing life on Earth, call the
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TCC at (-----------) so that we can help you dispell such blasphemous ideas and
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welcome you into the company of JESUS!)
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So as to dispell any unintended illusions, let us, as a great American once
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said, make a few things perfectly clear:
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It is not because we fear our own freedom that we'll sibmit to any degradation
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and to the authorities who enforce it, but because it is only in tha acceptance
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of our destiny that any freedom can be found!
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The amoral advocates of unbridled passion and world revolution are just
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HELL-BOUND HEDONISTS who don't know selfless renunciation is the only path to
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heavenly bliss. They say that our movemant for spiritual discaovery is an
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Emotional Plague that infects those whose daily squalor and anemic will to live
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has made tham despair about ever changing life. But how can it be? It is our
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Only Hope! Furthermore, let us rectify once and for all the SATANIC UNTRUTH
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that the religious exitation we receive from being close to JESUS is only a
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sublimation of our repressed sexuality. After all, every good Christian knows
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that geintals are the TOOLS OF THE DEVIL and that orgasms are just REVOLTING
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SEIZURES OF SIN experienced by those into whom the love and light of GOD have
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not penetrated! And when the atheistic anarchists of todyas wayward youth say
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that GOD only represents the projected ideal image and the repository of Man's
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own alienated powers, they mouth an IRREDEEMABLE SACRILEGE!!!
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For those who do know the LORD, the Kingdom of Heaven awaits YOU! Jesus died
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for YOU! You owe him at Least Your Life!! So don't forget to join your
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enlightened Brethern in Christ on __(date and time)__ for the Big Baptism in
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the (lake, river, etc.). See you on the other side!
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Power to the Passive!
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The Christian Connection
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Christian World Liberation Front
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510-527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078
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