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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Twenty-one of 15
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Few People noticed, but one of the Most Obvious Illuminati Presidents
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Placed into power was Gerald Fnord. Thats Mind Control for you.
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Who knows the Story of Prometheus bringing fire to mankind and consequently
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destroying mankind? The Fire Theft is a universal mythic theme, a trickster
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animal, but the Hittites had Beaveus, who would teach little children, to
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burn down their homes, when their parents left them unattended.
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---Terry Rakoltus
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Ancient Witch of the Cult of Greyface
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and all-around Spoil sport.
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MOOIST CULT DOGMA, CATMA and MOUSEMA
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By the Esteemed Theologian Floyd Z Gecko
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Who're you callin' a cult? Don't you recognize a bacon-and-tomato
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mashed-waffle-salad-sandwich when you see one? Our rules are of the type
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which is transitory yet permanent. By the Eternal Doctrine of the
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Perpetual Reversability, we can retroactively institute a rule which has
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been in effect as long as need be. EVEN SINCE BEFORE THE BEGINNING OF
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TIME ITSELF!
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Now that's a cult.
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Besides, we have lots of rules. There's the Ten Commandments,
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the Other Ten Commandments, the Ten Commandments We Forgot The Second
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Time, the Twelve Commandments, the Fourteen (16) Commandments, the
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One Commandment, the REAL One Commandment, and the Ten Commandments That
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Someone Should Have Written Down When I Was Giving Dictation But Somehow
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Managed To Lose In The Shuffle Somewhere On The Plane Trip To Buffalo.
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Now that's what I call rules.
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Phylisophia Moysaica
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Unguentum Armarium, Weapon Salve---A salve that can heal wounds,
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by being smeared on the weapon that dealt the blow. Here is the Recipe
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for making it:
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Two MacDonalds Medium Sized frys
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1 large Coffee
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1 Apple Pie
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1 thing of fried Bugs assorted
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a breaded mouse
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1 thing of fried worms, seasoned to look like curly fries.
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Serve to a man named Anderson,
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collect his droppings after two days.
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Throw them into a fast moving ceiling fan.
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Put them into the training bra of a virgin,
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Wear it under your clothes for 50 years.
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during that time, stare into the sun, everyday without blinking.
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Listen to pat boone, 24 hours a day.
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After 50 years take it out, and hand it to the Purple Dinosaur to your
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left, he will no what to do with it.
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Consider the Magic of the Magnet.
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Action at a distance.
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The magic of Radio and Electricity,
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by the same standard......
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Amazing, literally.
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