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114 lines
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Here it is:
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We're the Most Enlightened guys
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On the Good Ship Enterprise
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We love Peace and Brotherhood
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As you know we should
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'Cause we're Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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Alien threats
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Are just friends we haven't met yet
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We're Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek.
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Captian-man Jean-Luc Picard
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Quotes from the Immortal Bard
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Crusher she must think he's hurt
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She's tearing off his shirt
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But she's Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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His hairline has shrunk
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But she still thinks he's a hunk
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'Cause he's Enligdhtened
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek
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Counsellor Deanna Troi
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Senses grief and senses joy
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She senses some of Starfleet's Best
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Lusting for her chest
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But she's Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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A sensitive wench
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She just doesn't have much common sense
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Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek.
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Riker's whiskers make up great
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For what Picard lacks on his pate
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A phyiscs principle is there
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Conservation of hair
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And he's Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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He's handsome and brave
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And so what if he forgets to shave
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Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek.
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Android Data Meek and Mild
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Longs to be a Human Child
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When he plays poker with the crew
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He cheats like humans do
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But he's Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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Old Joan Baez songs
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Are programmed on his positrons
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Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek
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Geordi's cybernetic Visor
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Plugs in where most people's eyes are
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This allows our engineer
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To see through Troi's brassire
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But he's Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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That thing on his head
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Lets him see UV and infared
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Enlighted
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek
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We like to laugh behind Worf's back
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'Cause he prefers the direct attack
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Violence never wins the day
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Still he tries anyway
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He's not as Enlightened
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Not Enlightened
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We'll waive his infractions
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We support Affirmative Action
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We're Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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THe Next Generation of Trek
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Wesley's going to catch some heck
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If he's caught on the Holodeck
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Ev'ry program that he saves
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Is full of buxom babes
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But they're Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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His teen fantasies
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All have philosophical degrees
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Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek.
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Guinam come from distant star
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Tends the Enterprise's bar
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She looks wise and slyly winks
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And waters down the drinks
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'Cause she's Enlightened
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So Enlightened
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It never would do
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For the ship to have a drunken crew
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Enlightened
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(lit up, anyway)
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So Enlightened
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The Next Generation of Trek.
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