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45 lines
2.5 KiB
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SUBJECT: NEIGHBORHOOD'S GARAGE DOORS COME TO LIFE! FILE: UFO34
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FRUSTRATED FOLKS IN A ONCE QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD SAY THEIR AUTOMATIC
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GARAGE DOORS HAVE GONE BERSERK, MYSTERIOUSLY ROLLING OPEN AND
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SLAMMING SHUT AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT - AND THEY BLAME THEIR
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TROUBLES ON UFOs FROM OUTER SPACE! SOPHISTICATED ELECTONIC EQUI-
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PMENT FROM THE ALIEN SPACESHIPS ALSO IS BLAMED FOR PROBLEMS WITH
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TV SETS, DRYERS, AND OTHER ELECTRIC APPLIANCES THAT HAVE GONE
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BONKERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR ABILENE, KAN. - EVEN WHEN THE
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ELECTRICITY IS TURNED OFF. THERE IS NO EARTHLY REASON FOR WHAT'S
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BEEN HAPPENING AROUND HERE, SAID HOMEOWNER FRANK FORESTER, WHO
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CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN STRANGE SAUCER SHAPED UFOs HOVERING OVER
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HOUSES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. SOMEHOW, THOSE SPACE ALIENS HAVE
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FOUND A WAY TO ZERO IN ON EARTH'S RADIO FREQUENCIES. MY AUTO-
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MATIC GARAGE DOOR SEEMS TO OPEN AND CLOSE WHENEVER IT FEELS
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LIKE IT BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND DAWN. MY CLOTHES WASHER FLIPS ON
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IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, AND SO DOES MY TV, MICROWAVE, LIGHTS,
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BLENDER AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT'S PLUGGED IN. I HAVEN'T HAD A
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GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP IN THREE WEEKS. HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR,
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ALVIN TURNER, HAD TO LEAP FOR HIS LIFE ONE NIGHT WHEN HIS AUTO-
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MATIC GARAGE DOOR SUDDENLY BANGED SHUT WITHOUT WARNING. IT WAS
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LIKE THE DANGED THING HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN, TURNER TOLD US.
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ONE ELDERLY WOMAN WHO LIVES ALONE WAS NEARLY SCARED OUT OF HER
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WITS AT MIDNIGHT WHEN HER CLOTHES WASHER, DRYER AND EVERY
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APPLIANCE IN HER STUDIO APARTMENT MYSTERIOUSLY FLIPPED ON AS
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THE FRIGHTENED WOMAN TOSSED AND TURNED IN HER BED. IT WAS
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REALLY VERY, VERY SPOOKY, SHE SAID. I CALLED MY NEIGHBOR, WHO
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SAID THE SAME THING WAS HAPPENING IN HER APARTMENT. IT WAS
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AS IF INVISIBLE HANDS WERE TURNING EVERYTHING ON. AUTHORITIES
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DIDN'T COMMENT ON THE WEIRD HAPPENINGS, BUT TURNER BACKS UP
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FORRESTER'S CLAIM OF ALIEN SPACESHIPS. THREE DIFFERENT NIGHTS
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IN THE PAST MONTH, I HAVE WITNESSED WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE AN
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ALIEN SPACESHIP BUZZING OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, HE SAID. IT HAD
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FLASHING BLUE AND GREEN LIGHTS AND HOVERED ABOUT 200 FEET
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IN THE AIR OVER OUR HOMES FOR SEVERAL MINUTES BEFORE IT
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SUDDENLY ZOOMED OUT OF SIGHT. FOR SOME REASON, THOSE SPACE
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ALIENS HAVE CHOSEN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO TEST THEIR ELECTRONIC
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EQUIPMENT. I SURE HOPE THEY'RE FINISHED. I'M AFRAID TO GO
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ANYWHERE NEAR MY GARAGE DOOR AFTER DARK.
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* THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ufo *
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