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BTN: Birmingham Telecommunications News
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COPYRIGHT 1990
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Feburary 1990 Volume 3, Issue 2
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Table Of Contents
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Article Title Author
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Policy Statement and Disclaimer.................Staff
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Editorial Column................................Dean Costello
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Birmingham BBS Scene Predictions For The 1990's.Tyros
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Big Weanie In The Big Easy......................Dean Costello
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Review & Overview of ProDoor 3.1................Ricky Morgan
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What Is A BTN Party Like?.......................Bill Freeman
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Profile: Karsten Propper.......................Chris Mohney
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Insights........................................Ron Albright
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Book Review.....................................Gene Ebert
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Message Board...................................Barry Bowden
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Known BBS Numbers...............................Staff
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EzNet Multiple Echo List........................Staff
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Disclaimer and Statement of Policy for BTN
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We at BTN try our best to assure the accuracy of articles and
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information in our publication. We assume no responsibility for
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damage due to errors, omissions, etc. The liability,if any for BTN, its
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editors and writers, for damages relating to any errors or omissions,
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etc., shall be limited to the cost of a one year subscription to BTN,
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even if BTN, its editors or writers have been advised of the likelihood
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of such damages occurring.
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With the conclusion of that nasty business, we can get on with our
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policy for publication and reproduction of BTN articles. We publish
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monthly with a deadline of the fifteenth of the month prior to
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publication. If you wish to submit an article, you may do so at any
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time but bear in mind the deadline if you wish for your work to appear
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in a particular issue. It is not our purpose to slander or otherwise
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harm a person or reputation and we accept no responsibility for the
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content of the articles prepared by our writers. Our writers own their
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work and it is protected by copyright. We allow reprinting of articles
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from BTN with only a few restrictions. The author may object to a
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reprint, in which case he will specify in the content of his article.
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Otherwise, please feel free to reproduce any article from BTN as long as
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the source, BTN, is specified, and as long as the author's name and the
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article's original title are retained. If you use one of our articles,
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please forward a copy of your publication to:
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Mark Maisel
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Editor, BTN
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221 Chestnut St.
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BHM, AL 35210-3219
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We thank you for taking the time to read our offering and we hope that
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you like it. We also reserve the right to have a good time while doing
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all of this and not get too serious about it.
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NEWSFLASH
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The Islands BBS is still with us but due to drive troubles, it will be
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down until it is fixed. How is that for accurate reporting? Keep
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trying and when you connect, let us all know via EzNet!
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There are two boards that I had to drop this month from the list.
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ProSoft Systems and Gizmo's Atari BBS both are not answering me at any
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time. I am particularly saddened by the loss of ProSoft as it was one
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of the older boards in town and the sysop is a good friend. I don't
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know for certain if he is down for good but I intend to find out.
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Gizmo's reported a new number as the BBS moved but I have not been able
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to get an answer out of it. It may well turn out that this new number
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will answer this month so I can add Gizmo's back to the list.
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Anyone with clues as to the whereabouts of Scott Ferguson and/or his
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Penny Arcade will be rewarded with a year's free subscription to BTN if
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they come forward with any information leading to contact with either or
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both.
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Until next time, I am MM, and still the editor Deanie Weanie!
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Editorial
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by Dean Costello
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<Shh>Don't say anything. Mark went to sleep, and he thinks I am
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just fiddling around with Mah-Jongg in the computer room. In December,
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when I wrote my thing on how I feel about Southerners, I was scheduled
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to write the editorial, but Mark wouldn't let me. So, here is my
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chance.
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Well, to task. First thing is to make some succinct and pithy
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points about something that is going on. Unfortunately, nothing is
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coming to mind. It kind of bothers me the nasty turn some of the
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argument conferences have taken, but I really cannot say anything about
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this since I am knee-deep in some of them, so that is the end of that.
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How about the business with all of the strange "Project" conferences?
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Some of us seem to think that it is some insidious plot against
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somebody, using them, but I don't know, so I cannot say anything about
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that either.
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I could write on the amount of pizza I have eaten at the august
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editor's house, with no apparent return on his/their investment, but
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that would just get him upset, and I wouldn't be allowed to eat there
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anymore, leastways on their buck, not mine. I could write about the
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efficacy and place of Jonathon Chick's comics in today's society, but
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even I cannot pull that trick off. However, Kathy, the editor's current
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wife, seems entranced in them. When asked by this reporter, she says,
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"I have often wondered whether or not there is anyone out there that are
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more stupid than Bible Thumpers. Well, I seem to have found the answer
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to that. But, they haven't changed my life." However, Chris Mohney, the
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ProFile writer, said, "Well Goodness, they have done wonderful things
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for me. Without reservation, Chick Comics have changed my life." Well,
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you heard it here first, kids. Anyway, this has gone on long enough, so
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I suppose this is the end of the pithy comments section, and onto the
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next area.
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We now move onto the review of everyone's articles. Mine's good.
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In fact, it is incredible. I couldn't believe that I could have written
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this, it is so wonderful. But enough about me. Tyros cranked out an
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intriguing little article about what is going to happen in the not too
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distant future. I like it since he refers to me several times. Rick
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Morgan has his third installment of ProDoor, not too bad, but he doesn't
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mention me by name once. Chris Mohney, in his magnificent omnipotence,
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chose Karsten Propper as this month's ProFile. Brother Ron Albright
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yaks about various insightful subjects in his monthly column of
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"Insights". Gene Ebert reviews a book; and Barry Bowden does his usual
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Message Board.
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Birmingham BBS Scene Predictions for the 1990s
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by Tyros
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** 1990 **
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R. Dean Costello returns to his native Maryland, but finds that his
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former peers now shun and scorn him for his instinctively acquired
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accent and mannerisms. A Man Without A Region, he adopts a nomadic
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lifestyle, wandering America's roads; he eventually emigrates to the
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U.S.S.R. and finds happiness supervising the remainder of the 25-year
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hazardous waste cleanup at Chernobyl.
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Randy Hilliard's two-year term as sysop of Channel 8250 ends, and he is
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replaced in an election upset by Tim Straughn, who hopes to elevate his
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standings in the yearly BBS survey.
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The Connection scores another BBS first with its unprecedented ambitious
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billboard advertising campaign. Birmingham's citizens are reminded that
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the Connection is Alabama's Premiere PC-Board while driving on state
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highway 79, U.S. 280, I-65, Valley Avenue and other major thoroughfares.
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** 1991 **
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Under the aggressive hand of Rocky Rawlins, the Matrix expands further,
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adding a dozen extra nodes and taking over Sperry BBS, ST BBS, Magnolia,
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SouthTrust Bank, the Birmingham Race Course and a large controlling
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share in University Hospital.
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Telecommunicating at less than 1200 baud is finally made an official
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traffic violation, with a fine of $49.00 (excluding court costs) and
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repossession of the violator's modem upon second offense.
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Kelly Rosato is elected mayor of Birmingham, after a tight and messy
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city election.
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** 1992 **
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Financially-troubled Commodore Business Machines tries a desperate move,
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as it releases the first 64K IBM clone that the industry has seen in
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several years. The machine includes a discount coupon applicable to the
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first ten repairs.
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Debate over the secret behind the mysterious Project Conference, a
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private message base seen on several local PC-Boards, renews with
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intensity after a user list from the conference slips into public domain
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and is found to include the names o f BO JACKSON, HOWELL HEFLIN, MARILYN
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QUAYLE, DENG ZIAO-PING, RANDY HILLIARD, KATHY MAISEL, and JIMI HENDRIX.
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Photographs from the most recent BTN party disappear under unknown
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circumstances; they resurface months later, circulating among America's
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premier adult photo magazines while being acclaimed for their artistic
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quality and tastefulness.
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** 1993 **
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Joseph McDonald appears on a "Just A Minute" editorial segment on WVTM,
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channel 13, and spends sixty seconds complaining about Fred Hambrecht.
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A new BBS, The Palace, appears and raises controversy by only being
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online for fifteen minutes every week, between 7:00 and 7:15 p.m. every
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Tuesday. The board becomes one of Birmingham's most popular, despite
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this, and a popular political debate over microwave oven technology
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lasts nearly four years.
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The popular female user who calls herself "Melanie" surprises her many
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admirers by renouncing all material things, becoming a nun, and joining
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the St. Cecilia Convent in Houston, Texas.
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** 1994 **
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The national echo Metronet, carried by Birmingham's Channel 8250, makes
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its first link with the Soviet Union. Response from the U.S.S.R. is
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minimal, however, as no one there can still get their hands on a
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computer.
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PC-Board version 20.0 is released amid much hoopla; the most hyped new
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feature is an option in the sysop's menu that will electrocute an online
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user when the sysop presses F10.
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Sohail Rabbani returns to his native Pakistan and becomes an official in
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Benazir Bhutto's democratic government, as the newly created Minister of
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Alcohol.
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** 1995 **
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Mark Maisel becomes the first Birmingham City Councilman elected under
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the Libertarian ticket. He promises hard fun for all.
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Begun in the late-'80s, the surge of women in the local BBS scene
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reaches its highest point ever, as the number of female users finally
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overtakes the number of male users. Several women-only BBS's spring up.
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** 1996 **
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David Shockey begins his campaign for the Republican nomination for
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President of the United States, but trailing in the polls behind George
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Bush, Jack Kemp and Morton Downey Jr, Shockey quits the race and accuses
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the Republican Party of being filled with wimps, centrists and
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"unnatural persons".
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The Unofficial Birmingham BBS Poll, now in its eighth year, is
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fundamentally changed in structure, as it begins calling local users,
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rather than vice versa, in order to collect votes.
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** 1997 **
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The Matrix upgrades to 2.4 terabytes and annexes the city of Homewood.
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After years of corporate climbing, Mark Kieskowski is promoted to
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regional director of AT&T.
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Richard Arrington, out of local politics, starts his own public BBS,
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where the debate over the confederate flag begins anew.
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** 1998 **
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BTN celebrates its 10th anniversary with a mention on the local TV news.
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A jubilant editorial staff raises the price from "nothing" to "next to
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nothing". Circulation steadily drops as wary subscribers puzzle over
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what that means.
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A group of listless ex-Mormons discover some old BBS messages saved to
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disk from the late '80s, and, believing that Dean Costello truly was the
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Almighty, begin a new religion revolving around him. Douglas Reinsch
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and Mark Maisel capitalize on their new theological status and start
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asking for money on local public access cable television.
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Ed O'Neill emigrates to Pakistan.
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** 1999 **
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Telecommunication technology breakthroughs render modems obsolete as
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bulletin board systems may now be accessed via telepathy. Despite this
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advance, the Birmingham BBS scene remains unchanged for the most part.
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Big Weanie In The Big Easy (*D1)
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by Dean Costello
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I have always, for the most part, had good feelings toward our
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illustrious leader, Mark Maisel, so I didn't think much of it when he
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came to me one day. Over the last few months, he and I have spent a lot
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of Tuesdays and Wednesdays together, since my schedule is such that I
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can change things around easily, and he has those two days off and very
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few people can do anything with him. This being the case, I have come
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to expect strange phone calls at about 8 a.m., Tuesday or so to go with
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him to some strange place I have never heard of.
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Now, about (*M1)(*D2) 3 weeks ago, he comes up to me and says, "Hey
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Deanie Weanie, I have a couple of tickets to Winter Comdex in New
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Orleans, and I want to know if you would like to accompany me?" I, never
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thinking about the fact there is no such thing as Winter Comdex, in New
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Orleans or wherever, said, "Duh, Okay. Sounds like fun, Mark." He then
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makes arrangements for a place to stay in the French Quarter. "Why
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there?", I ask? "It is close to the Superdome where Comdex is being held
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this time.", he replies. "Wow, it must be a real big event this time!" I
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exclaimed. "Yes, it will be", he answered with a wicked grin on his
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face. I also discovered that the place we were going to stay was $40
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per night for the both of us. I started to get nervous.
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So, I go over to his place on the 18th of December. It is cold and
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raining. I think, "Well, this is a good omen." I wasn't all that far
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off. He wandered home about half an hour after I arrived. He then took
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a shower, we loaded up the car, and moved out. The drive was relatively
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uneventful. We sung along to Frank Zappa's album, "Thing-Fish", until
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the sun went down. We rolled into Mississippi, took a leak at a
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Mississippi rest stop, and continued on. We got to some curious part in
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the road somewhere south of Jackson, where they had just finished
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repaving the road. Unfortunately, it was also raining or sleeting, so we
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started going down the interstate sideways for a stretch.
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We got into New Orleans at about 10:30. We found the place after
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driving around that part of town for a while, and settled in. "Well,
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Deanie Weanie, here we are, let's go for a walk." That sounded good to
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me, so we bopped down to Bourbon Street to find a place to eat and
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drink. Wandered around for a while, saw some places, had a dinner that
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just couldn't be beat, and wandered back home again. We went to sleep
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at about 12:30-ish. Also, I would like to say here that trying to sleep
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in the same room as Mark is like trying to sleep in a saw mill.
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(*M2)But I will leave the subject at that.
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Next morning, Mark dragged my ass out of bed at 8:30am. I asked
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him about when we were going to the Comdex. He then admitted that there
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was no such thing as Winter Comdex, and it served me right for being
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here since I was dumb enough not to know it. There was much wailing and
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gnashing of teeth, but I settled down and accepted the inevitable:
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(*M3)I had to be nice to Mark for another couple of days or I would be
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marooned.
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So, we shopped around some and ate a nice breakfast, (*M4)drank
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some of that evil sludge they call coffee down there, and did the
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streetcars. We rode the Saint Charles streetcar and had a nice ride,
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except on the way back. Something curious occurred. (*M5)Someone threw
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a milk carton at the streetcar, and it hit the window in front of me,
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spraying me with milk and glass (*D6). Now, the day was starting to
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pick up!
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We wandered and rode back toward Canal Street, got some lunch, and
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strolled back to the room to drop off our paraphernalia. Unfortunately,
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Mark parked his car in an area that was scheduled to be cleaned that
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day. We turned the corner, I kind of looked ahead, and said, "uhh,
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Mark, is that your car?" "No, that's a Toyota.", he replied, as we
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continued up the street. "Well, if that isn't your car, where is it?"
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"Oh dear!" (*D7).
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We then walked into the guest house, and asked the desk clerk what
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happened to Mark's car. She said that since we parked in a spot that
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was to be cleaned that day, New Orleans had the car towed to the impound
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yard. Mark thought that was just dandy, and asked for a cab to be
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called. We found out that the price for liberating the car is $70.
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"That's too way too high!, where is the courthouse?, I want to appeal
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this!", Mark exclaimed to the surly folk at the impound yard (*D8). They
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told us where it was, so we hoofed down there, 4 blocks down and eight
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blocks up. It was 4:10 by now, so we were in a hurry since this part of
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New Orleans wasn't exactly the best part of town to be in. We got down
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to the courthouse, filled out some forms, and Mark went in to see the
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Judge. The Judge agreed with Mark, and so they let us out of there with
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no fine due. We got down to the impound yard again, got the car out of
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hock, and went back to the room, noting where we could park and not get
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towed again.
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By this time, my knee was swollen up to the size of a softball, so
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I demanded that we sit for a while until I could bend my knee again. We
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discovered that the thrill was gone in New Orleans. We took off again
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in about 45 minutes, and again wandered around French Quarter. Checked
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out some art galleries in Mark's ongoing quest to find a Boris Vallejo
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print. (*M6)We went to a local music store that was long on local
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flavor and short on commercialism, called Tower Records. We went back
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up the Quarter, and ate dinner at a very good Italian Restaurant (and I
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should know). We drank wine, ate way too much dinner, and sang songs
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that amused us. We were not sure about the patrons but the owners didn't
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kick us out. After we left, we picked up a bottle of Bacardi 151 rum
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and we ended up drinking most of it in the lobby of our guest house. We
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played a curious game called (*M7)(*D10) Trunk out in front of the
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building way into the early hours of the morning.
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Next morning we out and about again. And we left New Orleans at
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about 9 or 9:30. A few scattered notes. 1). Mark has a strange
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predilection toward what he calls "Titty Bars". 2). Mark can do some
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snoring. Tuesday night, he passed out about two hours before I went to
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sleep. As I shut the lights off, he was in rare snoring form. I smiled
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to myself, and said,"Snore for me, big boy." He didn't even break
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stride, and replied, "Can Do". (*M8)Scared the piss out of me.
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Wrap-up paragraph. It was, on the whole, a pretty cool time. I
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think that New Orleans is a nice place to visit for about 3 days, but
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that is about it. Also, I got annoyed with the smooth boys trying to
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get money out of me down there. I would also like to have seen Mark
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change his clothes more often, but that is a personal thing, I suppose.
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And I never did get to see the Superdome.
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Editor's Notes ad nauseum
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(*M1) The time period is relative to the beginning date of the
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trip, December 18, 1989. mm
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(*M2) It is probably best that Dean left "the subject at that".
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His own sleeping habits are extremely amusing and could be
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embarrassing to the point of damaging his future career should they
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be revealed. I will keep my silence, this having been cleared up.
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mm (*D3).
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(*M3) In my experience, I have found that most folks don't "have to
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be nice" to me. It comes naturally since I am nice to them.
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Perhaps it is Dean's Yankee heritage and upbringing that makes him
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"have to be nice" to me as with everyone else Southern that he
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encounters down here. mm (*D4)
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(*M4) I drank some of that evil sludge out of curiosity, since I
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don't normally drink coffee at all, and out of cultural respect, I
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tried it and actually half-way enjoyed it. It was the only coffee
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I have ever had that had any taste other than that of dirt. Dean
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sipped his once and proceeded to make an offering to the New
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Orleans Sewer of his cup. He did not drink the coffee so much as
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he tasted it. mm (*D5).
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(*M5) Dean found out the hard way that Southerners universally do
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not care for Yankees and can spot them at great distance as did the
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youth who threw the milk carton. Fortunately for Dean, the youth
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was not a very accurate thrower. Since this incident, Dean has
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been much more appreciative of the mere taunts and looks he gets
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from Alabamians since he has seen how much more reactionary other
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Southerners can be to his presence. mm
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(*M6) I believe Dean has this backwards. Tower is a huge national
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chain with more floor space than I have seen in any three other
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stores combined. The people there were extremely helpful and
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friendly considering the intimidating size of this place. Even the
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policeman who demanded our posters before we could enter was nice,
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especially when we noticed his hand on his gun. mm (*D9).
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(*M7) The correct name of the game we played is Tunk which is a
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very simple and amusing game for losing much money very quickly.
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It was difficult to play outside and it was cold but neither of us
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cared very much since we were full of Puerto Rican gasoline. mm
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(*M8) He is quite literal in what he says here. It was very
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embarrassing for him when I called the nice girl at the desk to ask
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for more sheets, particularly since I explained in great detail why
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we needed them and for whom. I thought everyone could converse
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when asleep. I do it all the time. mm (*D11).
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Writer's responses to the Editor's Notes, ad infinitum.
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(*D1)--I didn't call this Big Weanie in the Big Easy. I wish he
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would stop calling me that. dc
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(*D2)--Yup, he is about right on that. dc
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(*D3)--The Hell! He snores like a steam engine. And the only
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noise I made the entire night was rustling my sleeping bag which I
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was using as a pillow. dc
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(*D4)--Yeah, right. And if I wasn't nice to him, I'd probably
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still be there. He threatened me with being marooned in Algiers if
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I didn't play nice. And remember, this is from a someone who is
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"Nice to others." If that is nice, I would hate to see vindictive.
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dc
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(*D5)--That stuff was rude. When it hit the water in the sewer,
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the water started the bubble. And I noticed about an hour later or
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|
so, after the caffeine rush started to wear off, he wasn't as
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entranced with the coffee anymore since he was starting to get
|
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sleepy. On that day he became another statistic of the evil
|
|
scourge of coffee addiction. It was like smoking marijuana, and
|
|
then jumping right into LSD. Pathetic to watch, yet amusing
|
|
nonetheless. dc
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(*D6)--I maintain that the event was just a random act of violence
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on the general tourist, not on a Northerner particularly. Besides,
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it was a native that was struck directly by the flying glass, not
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I. dc
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(*D7)--Well, he really said more nasty, evil, wicked, and
|
|
unChristian-like statements, than "Oh, dear", but he demands a PG
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|
newsletter, so I edited it to suit the more genteel reader. For
|
|
those of you who are not quite so gentile, think of him raving
|
|
about something for about 15 minutes, with a lot of cursing thrown
|
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in for good measure. He wove a beautiful tapestry of language over
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the French Quarter that evening, so well that it remained hovering
|
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overhead until we left the next morning. dc
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(*D8)--See footnote D7. The same applies in this circumstance. He
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was not a patient person. dc
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(*D9)--What is the problem with you people and irony? Do you get
|
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lost on such advanced ideas? dc
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(*D10)--I also discovered that he learned this little game at the
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|
Post Office. My tax dollars at work. dc
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(*D11)--It did startle me, there is no way around that. But he
|
|
takes it to its ludicrous extreme. Nothing unsavory came out of me
|
|
but an exclamation of surprise. dc
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Editor's Closing Comments
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|
So, it comes to this. Whose version will you believe, mine, a long
|
|
known and trusted friend, or this Deanie Weanie, Johnny-Come-Lately
|
|
who has barely gotten his feet wet around these parts? Most of you
|
|
have known me for years and those of you who don't, know those who
|
|
do and you can ask them who is believeable and who is not. I
|
|
contend that Dean is aspiring to his typical "K & G" laxative type
|
|
behavior that is so common among graduate students from Northern
|
|
climes. Perhaps he will outgrow it in time. We can only hope as
|
|
he settles down to his new home in Montgomery working for ADEM or
|
|
some other such environmental agency.
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Writer's Rebuttal.
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Oh really? Just because he puts together this rag called "BTN"
|
|
doesn't mean he is God, but unfortunately he doesn't know this.
|
|
This egomanical fiend is trying to cast dispersions upon my
|
|
veracity. Alright, I have only been around for about a year
|
|
(active for 8 months, present in Birmingham for 1.5 years), but
|
|
does that automatically disqualify me from being right? I don't
|
|
think so. Ohhh. He's a non-profit celebrity. Whoaaaa. I'm
|
|
impressed. And then he has the nerve to attack my article as not
|
|
being an accurate account of what happened in New Orleans. I am
|
|
somewhere between miffed and truly pissed off. <And by the way, his
|
|
password on Crunchy Frog is 'IM_WONDERFUL'. Check it out sometime.
|
|
I was able to sneak it in since I had the last read of this
|
|
article. Trust me.>. Besides, he probably won't even bother to
|
|
proofread this anyway. Some editor...
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-----------------------------------------------------------------------
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ProDoor 3.1 of 10-08-89;
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Copyright (C) 1987, 1989 Samuel H. Smith
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by Ricky Morgan
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ProDoor and the Message Base
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|
|
This month we are going to look at the 'bread and butter' of the
|
|
Electronic Bulletin Board systems. File transfer and new software is all
|
|
well and good but what makes most of the BBS's run, is active
|
|
participation in the message bases (I'll not get into the subject of
|
|
Game Doors here). Most of the systems I frequent and most of the SySops
|
|
I have gotten to know, are interested in the free exchange of
|
|
information and ideas. Where as you maybe unable to contribute new and
|
|
better software to the File directories, we can all leave a message on
|
|
the boards.
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|
|
|
You don't have to be a super genius with computers to get involved
|
|
in the message base (I think I am proof of that). Whatever subjects
|
|
interest you, you will probably be able to find a board with a
|
|
conference that will fit your needs. If not, you may be able to convince
|
|
the SySop that he needs a different conference and if enough people show
|
|
willingness, in the form of messages, you may get your conference.
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|
|
|
What, specifically, is a conference? It is a section of the board
|
|
set aside for messages pertaining to a given subject. Every board has a
|
|
Main Board area for general messages. 'Hi, how ya doing?' etc. From the
|
|
Main Board you can then (J)oin a conference. Here is where you really
|
|
start to see the differences in BBS's. Almost every board will have an
|
|
IBM or Hardware conference, geared for the sharing of information on
|
|
computer hardware and software, after that the conferences go in all
|
|
directions; religious, non-religious, writing, reading, listeners,
|
|
reviews, want ads and yes Virginia, even Adult or X rated conferences.
|
|
The list goes on endlessly.
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|
|
|
PCBoard allows access to the conferences, provided your security
|
|
level allows you access as some areas are off limits to the casual user.
|
|
ProDoor, however, allows for easier access to the conferences and easier
|
|
manipulation when changing from conference to conference.
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|
|
|
The first command you will want to look at is (J)oin. At this
|
|
point, provided you are in ProDoor, you will be prompted with several
|
|
different options. (A)config or auto configure is probably the best
|
|
place to start. ProDoor will the start listing the available conferences
|
|
one at a time and ask if you wish to Scan this base for new messages.
|
|
From then on, ProDoor will automatically scan these message bases for
|
|
you and tell you if there is new mail. If new mail is found you will be
|
|
prompted as to whether or not you wish to join this conference and read
|
|
the mail. Once all the new mail has been read, ProDoor will then
|
|
continue the scan of the conferences for more new mail. What could be
|
|
simpler?
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|
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|
Let's look at the available conference commands:
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|
(J)oin Allows you to switch to a different conference. You may
|
|
specify either a conference number or a conference name.
|
|
Don't use <SPACE> in hotkey mode. Examples:
|
|
J M ;main board
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|
<Takes you to the Main Board>
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|
|
J;+ ;join next available conference
|
|
<From where you are>
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|
|
J;6 ;join conference 6
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|
J TOOLS ;join tools conference
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|
J;2;Q ;quick join, bypassing conference news
|
|
<Lets you skip the opening screen>
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|
J S ;status of all conferences
|
|
<This will list the conferences and which
|
|
ones are scanned, high message number etc.
|
|
The following is an example of mine from the
|
|
Crunchy Frog.>
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|
|
Auto Conference Messages New Last Msg High Msg Active
|
|
Scan Num Name To You Messages Read Number Messages
|
|
---- --- ---------- -------- -------- -------- -------- --------
|
|
Yes 0 Main Board 0 0 7836 7836 887
|
|
Yes 1 EZNET 0 0 4987 4987 301
|
|
Yes 2 Readers 0 0 435 435 39
|
|
No 3 Listener N/A 1606 89 1695 143
|
|
No 4 argument N/A 491 4301 4792 1004
|
|
No 5 gamers N/A 437 1 437 104
|
|
Yes 6 BTN 0 0 550 550 38
|
|
No 7 Amiga N/A 520 1 520 18
|
|
Yes 8 MSDOS 0 0 912 912 147
|
|
Yes 9 Writers 0 0 505 505 35
|
|
Yes 11 XRated 0 0 2632 2632 139
|
|
Yes 13 BTNWA 0 0 424 424 98
|
|
Yes 14 Anti 0 0 375 375 121
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J S + ;status of conferences after current one
|
|
|
|
J A 20 ;configure autoscan starting with conference 20
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|
|
|
These subfunctions are available:
|
|
(A)uto-join configuration update
|
|
(M)ain board
|
|
(N)ew message status
|
|
(S)tatus of all conferences
|
|
(Y)our mail. Scan for conferences with new mail for you
|
|
(+)next higher conference
|
|
(-)next lower conference
|
|
|
|
So by now you should be able to get in and out of the conferences
|
|
faster and easier with ProDoor. How do you read mail and, all
|
|
importantly, reply to mail with ProDoor?
|
|
|
|
From the Main Board prompt, you can simply enter R S (Read since)
|
|
and ProDoor will start scanning.
|
|
|
|
(0 used, 49 left) [Main Board] Command? r s
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|
|
|
Active message numbers are 6891-7836.
|
|
Use (J +) or (J -) to change conferences.
|
|
EZNET has 0 new messages.
|
|
Readers has 0 new messages.
|
|
BTN has 0 new messages.
|
|
MSDOS has 0 new messages.
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|
Writers has 0 new messages.
|
|
XRated has 0 new messages.
|
|
BTNWA has 0 new messages.
|
|
Anti has 0 new messages.
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|
|
|
Had there been new, unread messages I would have been asked I
|
|
wanted to join this conference. I could just as easily scanned for any
|
|
mail addressed directly to me (R Y) or for any mail addressed All (R A).
|
|
Once ProDoor finds a message addressed to you (or All, in the case of R
|
|
A) it will display the message for reading.
|
|
|
|
If you want to look for a message with a specific topic you can
|
|
(Z)ip-search. This will scan the messages for a string, i.e BTN. Once
|
|
the message is found it will be displayed:
|
|
|
|
To: RICKY MORGAN
|
|
From: MARK MAISEL Read: 01-20-90 (19:35)
|
|
City: BIRMINGHAM, AL Last On: 01-19-90 (01:29)
|
|
Subj: ARTICLE?
|
|
|
|
Where the @!?! is that article you promised me on ProDoor? I have to
|
|
have it soon for this month's BTN....
|
|
|
|
Then you will be asked:
|
|
|
|
Zip search for (BTN), (Enter)=Continue search, (Z)=Quit search.
|
|
|
|
At which point you may continue looking or quit back to the command
|
|
prompt.
|
|
|
|
Sooner or later you will want to reply (RE) to a message or enter
|
|
(E) a new one. Both PCBoard and ProDoor will prompt for the name of the
|
|
person you are addressing the message to, (the name will already be
|
|
filled in if it's a reply), the subject (again this will be filled in
|
|
with the current topic if it's a reply. You can change it if you want
|
|
to). Then you reach the point where ProDoor and PCBoard differ. In
|
|
PCBoard you will simply type in one line of text at a time. A blank line
|
|
will take you to the menu for (S)aving, (L)isting , etc.
|
|
|
|
ProDoor asks the cryptic, Use Visual Editor:? (Enter)=yes?
|
|
If you answer no you get the basic PCBoard style of text entry.
|
|
Answering yes, will get you into ProDoor's 'text' editor. At this point
|
|
let me warn you, you will need ANSI support and your escape key better
|
|
work or you'll stay in the visual editor until your automatically logged
|
|
off or you disconnect. I have just recently had an experience along
|
|
these lines and I must admit it can be frightening. I was using an
|
|
automated message program and I jumped to terminal mode to leave a
|
|
message. I had forgotten that the escape key for this program worked
|
|
locally to get me in and out of terminal mode. I started to enter a
|
|
message and when I hit <Escape> I was prompted by the local program,
|
|
instead of by the visual editor. I couldn't get out of the message. I
|
|
had to disconnect to break out. I don't like doing this and I'm sure a
|
|
lot of SySops don't care for it either (but then I'm paranoid too). Live
|
|
and learn.
|
|
|
|
The Visual Editor is, in itself, very simple to operate but there
|
|
is a long list of commands that accompany it. For this article I am
|
|
simply going to list them for your convenience. It will give you a list
|
|
to print out and have handy when you go into the editor. If you want to
|
|
find these on-line, simply type H while inside the visual editor. Here
|
|
goes.
|
|
|
|
<< ProDoor Visual Editor >>
|
|
<< Q u i c k H e l p >>
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
�������< Cursor Movement >����������< Delete >����������< Miscellaneous >����
|
|
� ^S Char left ^D Char right � ^G Character � ^B Reformat paragraph �
|
|
� ^A Word left ^F Word right � DEL Char left � ^N Insert a RETURN �
|
|
� ^E Line up ^X Line down � ^T Word right � ^O Original msg display �
|
|
� ^I Tab cursor ^P Line end � ^Y Line � ^Q Quote original msg �
|
|
����������< Scrolling >��������͵ � ^V Overtype/Insert mode �
|
|
� ^C Screen up ^R Screen down � ^J Join lines � ESC Exit to command mode �
|
|
�������������������������������������������������������������������������������
|
|
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|
|
|
The ProDoor Visual Editor provides full-screen visual editing for online
|
|
message entry. Visual editing requires ANSI terminal emulation.
|
|
|
|
Visual editing commands are WordStar-like control characters. If your
|
|
terminal program provides ANSI keyboard emulation you will also be able
|
|
to use the indicated function keys.
|
|
|
|
|
|
<< Cursor Motion >>
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-S Move left 1 character (Left arrow key)
|
|
Ctrl-D Move right 1 character (Right arrow key)
|
|
Ctrl-E Move up 1 line (Up arrow key)
|
|
Ctrl-X Move down 1 line (Down arrow key)
|
|
Ctrl-A Move left 1 word (Ctrl-Left arrow key)
|
|
Ctrl-F Move right 1 word (Ctrl-Right arrow key)
|
|
Ctrl-I Tab cursor to next tabstop (Tab key)
|
|
Ctrl-P Move cursor to line end (End key)
|
|
Ctrl-W Move cursor to line start (Home key)
|
|
|
|
|
|
<< Scrolling >>
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-R Move up a page (PgUp key)
|
|
Ctrl-C Move down a page (PgDn key)
|
|
|
|
|
|
<< Delete >>
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-G Delete (gobble) character under cursor
|
|
Ctrl-H Delete character to the left of the cursor (Backspace)
|
|
Ctrl-T Delete the word following the cursor
|
|
Ctrl-Y Delete the current line
|
|
Ctrl-J Join current line with next line
|
|
|
|
|
|
<< Miscellaneous >>
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-B Reformat paragraph. A paragraph ends with the first line that is
|
|
blank or that has leading spaces.
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-L Clear screen and redisplay.
|
|
This also scrolls the screen so the cursor line is in the middle
|
|
of the display.
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-N Insert a RETURN. Splits line at the cursor.
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-O Review the text of the Original message you were reading or replying.
|
|
You may also quote selected lines from the original message.
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-Q Allows quoting from original message. Same as Ctrl-O but does not
|
|
display the original message again.
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-V Toggle insert/overtype mode. (Ins key)
|
|
|
|
Ctrl-U Quit visual mode and return to the Message Entry Command prompt.
|
|
|
|
ESC Exit visual mode and return to the Message Entry Command prompt.
|
|
|
|
|
|
[Additional notes and tips on next page]
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Insert Mode versus Overtype Mode
|
|
--------------------------------
|
|
|
|
In insert mode, all characters typed are INSERTED before the cursor. The
|
|
ENTER key splits the line and BACKSPACE can re-join lines.
|
|
|
|
In overtype mode, characters "type over" what was on the screen before.
|
|
Overtype mode also disables the automatic line SPLIT / JOIN available in
|
|
insert mode. Use ^N(split) and ^J(join) to manually split and join
|
|
lines while in overtype mode.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Keyboard emulation
|
|
------------------
|
|
|
|
The easiest way to control the cursor in Visual Edit mode is to use your
|
|
cursor keys. Most popular terminal programs provide some sort of
|
|
keyboard emulation. Unfortunately, this emulation is either incomplete
|
|
or requires you to go through an involved configuration process.
|
|
|
|
ProDoor also supports the "Doorway" keyboard mode of Qmodem.
|
|
|
|
The WordStar* command set was chosen as a control-character command set
|
|
because it can function on virtually any keyboard and with any terminal
|
|
emulation mode. It also has the advantage of letting you keep your
|
|
fingers on the "home" keys while moving the cursor around.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Function Keyboard Codes Recognized Doorway Codes
|
|
-------- ------------------------- -------------
|
|
|
|
|
|
Cursor up . . . . . . . . . . . ^E
|
|
or <esc> A <nul> H
|
|
|
|
Cursor down . . . . . . . . . . ^X
|
|
or <esc> B <nul> P
|
|
|
|
Cursor right. . . . . . . . . . ^D
|
|
or <esc> C <nul> M
|
|
|
|
Cursor left . . . . . . . . . . ^S
|
|
or <esc> D <nul> K
|
|
|
|
Word right. . . . . . . . . . . ^F <nul> t
|
|
|
|
Word left . . . . . . . . . . . ^A <nul> s
|
|
|
|
Beginning of line . . . . . . . ^W
|
|
or <esc> H <nul> G
|
|
|
|
End of line . . . . . . . . . . ^P
|
|
or <esc> K <nul> O
|
|
or <esc> R
|
|
|
|
Page up . . . . . . . . . . . . ^R
|
|
or <esc> r <nul> I
|
|
|
|
Page down. . . . . . . . . . . ^C
|
|
or <esc> q <nul> Q
|
|
|
|
Insert mode toggle . . . . . . ^V
|
|
or <esc> n <nul> R
|
|
|
|
|
|
In this table, the symbol <esc> means any one of these character code
|
|
sequences:
|
|
chr(27)
|
|
chr(27) [
|
|
chr(27) [ O
|
|
|
|
The symbol <nul> means chr(0) or an ASCII NUL. These codes correspond
|
|
directly to the IBM extended scan codes produced by the corresponding
|
|
keyboard keys. These codes are used if your terminal program supports
|
|
"Doorway" mode.
|
|
|
|
This provides support for a wide variety of keyboard emulations.
|
|
|
|
This long list of commands may intimidate you at first. Don't let
|
|
it bother you. If your machine has ANSI support, using the Visual Editor
|
|
will be simple.
|
|
|
|
Now let's look at the option offered while entering a message. Once
|
|
you have started a message,
|
|
|
|
To: MARK MAISEL
|
|
From: RICKY MORGAN Read: NO
|
|
City: BIRMINGHAM, AL Last On: 01-19-90 (01:29)
|
|
Subj: ARTICLE?
|
|
|
|
Mark,
|
|
Why I outta...
|
|
|
|
|
|
While entering text you can press <escape> at any time and get a
|
|
command prompt that looks something like this:
|
|
|
|
A)bort, C)ont, D)el, E)dit, I)ns, L)ist, O)rig, Q)uote, S)ave, V)isual
|
|
Message Entry Command?
|
|
|
|
A)bort, quit the message. The message will not be saved.
|
|
|
|
C)ont, takes you back to text entry.
|
|
|
|
D)el, A line of text by it's number.
|
|
|
|
E)dit, A line of text. Here you will be asked for the line number. It
|
|
will then be displayed and you will be prompted with,
|
|
|
|
Enter: (Old;New), (Enter)='No change'
|
|
|
|
You should enter the original string then ; then the new string.
|
|
This function is really not necessary since in the full screen mode you
|
|
can move the cursor to where ever you want it and edit from that point.
|
|
|
|
I)ns, Inset a line of text. Again you can do this just as easy with-
|
|
out leaving the full screen editor.
|
|
|
|
O)rig, will list the message you are replying to (if it is a reply)
|
|
and then ask if you want to quote from this message.
|
|
|
|
Q)uote, also allows for viewing of the original message and will copy
|
|
lines of text you pick, from the original message into your
|
|
message. This helps in keeping the thread of the message alive,
|
|
as well as gives you the ability to pin point the part of the
|
|
message you are replying to.
|
|
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S)ave, saves your message and take you back to the command prompt.
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V)isual, refreshes the screen and put you back in the text entry
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area.
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That is pretty much it. I do want to add that you can Zip your mail
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(Zipm) and ProDoor will flag it for downloading. You can then download
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it, Unzip it, read it and write replies off-line. All you need is a
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current version of PKZIP and a text editor (word processor) that will
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save text in ASCII format (right margins set for 72 characters). Then
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next time you are on-line you can upload your replies to these messages.
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Simply enter the visual editor, then initiate an ASCII upload of
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the file name for your reply. The screen will be filled with a
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tremendous amount of garbage as ProDoor receives your text. Once the
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upload is complete, simply press escape, V) for visual and all the
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garbage will be replaced with your reply. This method saves time and
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allows for more composed replies. Try it sometime.
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I will end it here for this month as this thing has gotten rather
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long. I will attempt to wind it all up next month with all the other
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items I haven't covered or only touched on briefly. If anyone has any
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questions or a subject you would like to see more on I can be reached
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easiest on The Crunchy Frog, Channel 8250 or EZNET.
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If it will make you feel better, I am not a professed 'expert' on
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ProDoor. I have been learning as I go along. So don't be intimidated
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about trying things. What? It's obvious I don't know what I'm talking
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about?
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Why I outta....
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ProDoor 3.1 Copyright (C) 1987,1989 Samuel H. Smith.
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PCBoard is a registered trademark of Clark Development Company.
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WordStar is a registered trademark of MicroPro International Corp.
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PKzip is Copyright 1989 by PKWARE Inc.
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* Via ProDoor 3.1R
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What is a BTN party like?
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by Bill Freeman
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That's an interesting question. It's like most any other party. I
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know what you're thinking - a bunch of computer nerds on one side of the
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room, and the techno-geeks on the other. Well, that is a fair
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assessment, but it doesn't contemplate hunch punch and phallic symbols,
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pseudo-priests or major havoc, or any of the antics that occur at these
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special happenings.
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I mean, after you hear that Friar Tuck woke up in the front yard
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and Maisel woke up three days later with a frog that he thought was his
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wife (and may have been at one time), I guess you're pretty bummed out
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over missing this party, right?
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I usually get there late. I usually don't know when they start, and
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if I did, I'd be late as a matter of habit. It doesn't matter if you're
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late, because Roland can mix a little diddy that'll catch you up to warp
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speed in just a few sips. In fact, from my inside information, I've
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heard threats have been made against Roland because he turbo-charged the
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punch last time. They said that 90 proof would have been OK, but 190 was
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a bit stiff... but that's another article on the intricacies of proper
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punch procedure.
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So, who was that four foot masked frog? I dunno, but she giggles at
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everything. It's amazing. "How's the weather?", and she giggles. "What
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are you drinking there?", and she giggles. You move your lips like
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you're speaking, but you really aren't, and she giggles. You laugh too,
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and go watch Jet dance.
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I was hoping Jet would play one of his games with us. We played
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one at the picnic and it was a riot. Grown people, trying to tell each
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other things by using only body language, can be funny when forced into
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compromising situations.
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The question invariably is asked: So, did Bill hug Mark again? The
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answer is usually yes. I think Mark likes it. Gives me the sentiment of
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two old soldiers, reunited after the war or something. Neither one could
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help it that the nerve gas got used on the other. The whole scenario may
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change if his silly string works next time.
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Forgive me, Father Rocky, for I have come short of the grace of
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COBOL... Satan was there too. He showed me his keyboard. Several big
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keys on it. The biggest one said "DELETE USER". I appreciated this very
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much. It takes a true sado-freak to run a bulletin board.
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If it gets boring, you can sit down and tell them about your
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adventure with the exploding phone booth at the dog races, how the jeep
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got turned into a big Roman candle, and how the dead dog ate your
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transmission: all within 24 hours. Did I leave out the part about
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driving to Panama City in gear, without a clutch, and never stopping?
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Everything was just fine until the elastic broke and my nose fell
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off.
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Have you ever noticed the snails in your yard always sing out of
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tune songs on your window sill after BTN parties? I have.
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So, next time you are invited to a BTN party, don't discount what a
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bunch of computer nerds can do on their own. You might find that you
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make a friend or two, and maybe wake up with a few of them...
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ProFile
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by Chris Mohney
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The Pro File is a short, half-serious biographical sketch given to
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various computer telecommunications personalities around Birmingham.
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Victims are selected randomly from a group of names put into the
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notorious Hat. Anyone who thinks himself brave or witty enough may
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petition for admittance to the Hat by leaving E-Mail to me (Chris
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Mohney, most boards around town) to that effect. Anyone who wishes to
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suggest more questions or sneakily nominate someone without their
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knowledge may take the same route ....
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Pro File on KARSTEN PROPPER
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Age: 14
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Birthplace: Birmingham, AL
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Occupation: student at Gresham Jr. High
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Years Telecomputing: 1 year
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My oddest habit is: Volleying a ping pong ball when it is clearly
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going to go out.
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My greatest unfulfilled ambition is: to find the one Pink Floyd album
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of my dreams
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The single accomplishment of which I am most proud is:
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Never liking New Kids on the Block.
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My favorite performers are: Pink Floyd, Scorpions, Aerosmith, Negative
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Land, Living Color, Traveling Wilburys,
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Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, and Loretta Lynn.
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The last good movie I saw was: Glory
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The last good book I read was: Weasel's Luck
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If they were making a movie of my life, I'd like to see my part played by:
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J-J-J-J-Jimmy Stewart
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My pet peeves are: psychopaths, Charles Manson followers, rock bands
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that think they are good but really aren't, and
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teachers from the 9th plane of hell.
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When nobody's looking, I like to: eat printer ribbon and squeak my ear. |