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WINTER TERROR
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By: Obi Wan Kenobi
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Ah yes.. winter. Time of when the bitter cold bites your face. People
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scurrying through the streets to escape the blast of the bitter cold upon
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their face. For they know it is a time of terror, as they huddle into shelters
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to escape the coldness.. as ne1 would to escape an Anarchist.
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Yes my friends.. winter is a time of terror and anarchy. Let it be your
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strenghth... not your weakness.. use the force of this friend, and strike
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terror upon all fags!!! (whoops.. different text.. hehe)
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All right, cut the spooky talk... (whatever) Alrite.. since it is now
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January, and it's winter time.. it's time to learn to cause some effective
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terror with coldness, snow.. ands the most powerfull.. ICE!!! Yes.. that
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means sliiping cars, and falling old geezers! So gear up on thick clothes
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and pull out your buckets of water.. it's time to cause some TERROR!!!
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1: Here's a COOL little idea to make instant hellfire that can spread fer
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blocks! (this is much easier to do if you can drive and have a car.. well
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who cares if ya can drive or not... just as long as ya got a car.) Alrite,
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go drive upto a gas station around like 2 in the mornin or whatever, so that
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you and the guy behind the cash register are the only people there. Bring
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a couple bottles of water. Now start pouring it all over the spot were your
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car is parked rite infront of a gas hose, and were other cars would park
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to get gas. Now if the guy behind the register asks what yer doin, tell
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him yer cleanin yer car. Once he's gone, keep pourin lotsa water all over
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the place. (make sure it's a real cold day) now leave and come back the next
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mornin, and watch as a car tries to park to get gas, but slips outta control,
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and slams into the gas pumps! BAAAAM!!!! Now get the phuck outta their fast!
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Unless you want yer ass to be as ugly as that guys face is gonna be once it's
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all charred up!
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2: Why not scare the shit outta those faggit ass catolic skools that are
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the kind of pussy type skools? Only the pussy ones though.. some catholic
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skools are o.k. Ok.. these dip shits probably made a nice friendly little
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snowman, rite? Well let's make a satanic ritual of it! Durin lunch period,
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get a whole bunch of friends together, pour gasoline all over the snowman,
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light it on fire, and start a satanic dance around it! The teacher's will
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come out to stop you, but just keep praisin the word of satan or whatever,
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and just keep makin all sortsa bullshit about how satan rules and stuff..
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but run like a bitch when the cops come. I've seen this done before and it
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scared the shit outta every1 in the skool!
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3: Hey, we've all heard of "Frosty the Snowman" rite? Well why not make a
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"Roadkill the Snowman?" Yah! Just go grab three road kills off a street,
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or if there ain't ne.. get in yer car and make yer own! (or just beat the
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shit outta ne animal.) Preferably get things like rabbits, raccoons, skunks,
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cats, and other animals of that size or so. Now roll one road kill up in
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snow, and use it as the bottom of the snowman. Now roll up the other two
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dead animals and stack it up like a snowman.. Now use things like dead bird
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feet for eyes, and so.. be creative! Now just think of the next faggity
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little kids that come and knock down the snowman. They'll be screamin in
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terror and start trippin out! Now just go chuck the corpses of the animals
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on peoples porches, mail boxes, roof.. etc.
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4: Pour water all over your neighbours porch. Now watch the next morning as
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mrs Hankins steps out to get her paper, as she slips and cracks her 200
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year old fuckin skull on the porch!
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5: Here's a way to make one of the most painfull snowballs. Go make a couple
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dozen snowballs. Pack em down real good. Now cover em with things like
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Javex, bleach, window cleaner, and ne other chemical that can cause
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excrutiating pain. Now put in in your freezer for a while so the shit
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sticks to your snowball. Now the next time some punk challenges you to a
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snowball fight, grab yer chemical snowballs. Once ya nail him, all the
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shit will go in his eyes, mouth and hands, so when he wipes his eyes with
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his hands, he'll be even puttin more bleach and stuff in his eyes! Haha! the
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phucker asked fer it!!
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6: Do you live on a sloped hill street? Man.. you won't believe the chaos you
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can cause on a streets that's on a hill! One night, just go out with your
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trusty waterhose, or bash open a firehydrant. Now let the water run down
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the road or sidewalk (easier on sidewalk, less space to cover.)the water
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will freeze all over the road and sidewalk. Now watch the next morning as
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Mrs. Bitchly the old hag from the bottom of the street tries to walk up..
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laugh as the bitch slips and slides the sidewalk and cracks her skull on
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Mr. Wiggins old 1970 dodge. Or if ya covered the street (this can be tough.
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There's lotsa street to cover) imagine all the cars slipping and sliding
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down yer street and knockin over innocent little children! hahaha!
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Well, this ends another text file.. i humbly apologize for it's length and
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lack of quantity.. but i just couldn't come up with nemore ideas for this
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specific topic.. kinda like writer's block. Well i'll be compensating for this
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by having roughly 3 or 4 texts for the next release.. but the text writers
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here at AA are really bein pressured, SO WE'D APPRECIATE SOME FUCKIN GODDAM
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HELP FROM ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO CAN WRITE TEXTS!! WE HAVE ENOUGH ANSI DRAWERS!
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WE NEED SOME GODDAM MOTHER FUCKIN SCAB PICKIN PUSS FACED FIGGIN WRITERS!!!!!
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Ahh... glad that's outta my system... :) l8's!
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Greets Go To:
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Anarchial Artist - Keep the texts comin man! Keep writin em in them bundles!
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Guile - manage to find ne new texts writers?
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Purple Tentacle - Fuck you, dip shit! I'll keep makin you write msgs to me of
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begging for my mercy on the TDE, or i'll give yer voice #
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away! hahahahaha!!!!
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Spaceman Spiff - Too bad about TFG, eh? Keep up the ansi drawin!
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Mighty 66 - Where the fuck you been lately?
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Allanon - the main Head Hauncho of TDE, and our WHQ. A wick ass board, but 0-2
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or 0-1 or 0 day warez would be a lot better fer yer bbs.
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Dark Entrophe - ya fuckin lazy bumm! You where freelance and ya couldn't even
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have 1 text per release?!!!
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And to all anarchist's and terrorists everwhere.
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**”BŒ W’N KEN”BŒ
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Finishing Date: Jan. 21, 1994
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