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>> War Tactics <<
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I don't know if these will be of any use to you, being the civilized, cult-
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ured human beings we are, but I've been known to use them.
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***How to kill using bamboo rods***
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Well take a bamboo stick or better yet a knife and put any type of animal
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excrements (shit) on the knife or the sharpened bamboo rod... Plant the knife
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or rod in the ground firmly... When someone steps on it they most likely will
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die of blood loss or the foriegn elements(shit) which been put in they're blood
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stream will definetly kill him.
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---> hand to hand combat <---
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Get an 2 ace bandages and 2 knifes with blades on both sides... wrap the
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knife to the top of you hand using the ace bandage, be sure to be able to
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clench your fist so you can climb & punch. This is sick to do... So I
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wouldn't suggest doing it unless we are under a russian attack.
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===> The bog trap <===
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When in a bog... You can remove the stumps in the bog and be left with a
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large hole... Now throw the stump away and cover the pit with the dry grass
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which be found anywhere in the bog most likely... You can even put this grass
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on top of a still pond as long as it is still! If it moves forget it!
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And lastly remember that when either having a pretend war or a gang war use
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the bogs to your best advantage... They are usually warm water and hide you
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quickly and easily... Trees are never to be used! They can be fatal to the
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climber... think of how you can be surrounded in seconds and not be able to
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get back down...
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Here are the plans to make a nice bomb that is sure to impress your friends.
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It's relatively safe too! This is an original creation, developed and tested
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exclusively by Cesspool Computing. This beauty is known as...
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"The Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb"
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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Ingredients:
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* A large explosive such as an M-80 or H-100.
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* A large cylindrical cardboard container, such as the kind Planters
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Cheese Balls or Kool-Aid drink mix, comes in.
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* Several cans of Comet Cleanser. Don't use Ajax, it's not as good.
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* Roll of electrical tape.
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Plans:
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Fill the container half full of the Comet cleanser. Poke a one eigth inch
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hole in the side of the container at the halfway point. Insert the explosive
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charge in the center of the container and run the fuse through the hole. (You
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may have to lenghten to fuse.) Pour more Comet over the explosive charge to the
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top of the container. Pack down well. Put lid back on container. Reinforce
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the lid and base with the tape. Add the "Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb" name to
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the device and your done.
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When you light this, run like mad (unless you love to inhale Comet), because
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when it goes off it produces a huge explosion and a massive green cloud that
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drifts & drifts & drifts. Have fun.
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