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Its another phun F.I.S.H. FILE!
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presenting the
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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄ¿ ÚÄ¿
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À¿ ÚÄ¿ ³ ³ ÚÄÄÄÙ ³ ÚÄÄ¿ ³ ÀÄ¿ ÚÄÙ ³ ³ ³ ³
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ÚÙ ÀÄÙ ³ ³ ÀÄÄÄ¿ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³ ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÙ ÀÄÙ ÀÄÙ ÀÄÙ ÀÄÙ ÀÄÙ
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BOX
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By
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Punk Rock Girl
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Sister Ida The Psychic Whore
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Well i recently went out Beige Boxing and noticed that there
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were about 300 wires in this here Green Base. Well i thought to
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myself, Golly if only I could somehow disable an entire
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neighborhood then i could have LOTS of phun.
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So I did...
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METHOD A
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Items you need:
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1. Good Wire cutters
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2. 7/16 hex wrench
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3. blow torch
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4. Some good wire
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Go to your local welding supply store and get some of that
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really thick wire that melts at a low temperature. Then go to the
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Green Base that you wish to destroy forever. Open up the box and
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beige box it so you can call Sister Ida the Psychic Whore at
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1-900-745-1855.
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After you get your fill of Sister Ida Switch all the wires
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in the Box. Yes that's right. Make the phone lines in one house
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run on the phone lines of another house and vice versa! You could
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leave at this point and let the person who now has a new phone #
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get calls all day for their neighbor or you could knock out the
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whole neighborhood...
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Just grab the wires as close as you can to the hole they
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come out of and cut them up. Now connect them all together into
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one big ball o' wires. Get your GOOD WIRE that you bought and
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wrap all the terminals together ( the brass bolts that are in
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nice little rows ). Now light your blow torch and melt the wires
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all over the terminals and make sure they are still connected
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really good. I like to wrap a hanger around it and add some
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miscellaneous junk like key rings and scissors. Now melt the fuck
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out of everything else and run away...
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It will take like 2 days for the idiots at PacBell to get
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down there and fix it.
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METHOD B
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items you will need:
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Blow torch
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Duct tape
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Pocket knife ( a good anarchist/phreak always has one )
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Cement
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A 10 gallon bucket
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Mix the cement in the bucket and put the lid on real tight.
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Now go to the Green Base and cut all switch all the wires inside
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then close it up good. Now put tape around the edges and the
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little ventilation holes at the bottom. Use the blow torch to cut
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a large hole in the top of the box and pour your THICK cement in.
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If you wanna be messy about it pour it all over the Green Base as
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well. Now you have given the fone company a nice statue!
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Helpful Alternatives
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I like to do the cement method but instead of pouring in
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cement pour live mice into the hole. Mice are real cheap at the
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pet store. OR even about 50 large gold fish! You can steal
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goldfish from any park or backyard pond.
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Well that is about it for this file but be sure to
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look for the other F.I.S.H. files!
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OH I forgot the disclaimer: Don't use this file!
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It is for information only and I am not responsible
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if you do... blah blah blah
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³ (916) 244-3569 ³
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³ Sysops: ³
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³ For All The F.I.S.H. files FIRST! Punk Rock Girl ³
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³ & ³
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³Great original doors! Goatlord ³
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