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180 lines
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(( The Real User ))
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(( + ))
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(( The Unreal User ))
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(( By Floppie Freddie ))
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(( and ))
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(( Scarface ))
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(( The Fifth Precinct ))
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(( [502] 245-8270 ))
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Since the time we both started running AE lines, out of our 900 users, 700 of
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them were idiots. The Puds of telecommunication. So we decided to write a file
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dedicated to these idiots.
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Here are a few tips on how to tell the real user apart from the unreal user.
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A Real User:
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Knows what an AE line is and doesnt call and ask "Is this where the bbs is?"
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An unreal user:
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Logs on as fifty different handles and often has wars with himself (or
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herself). Often this person will leave one of his other handles E-mail so when
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he logs on it will say:
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(You have E-mail waiting)
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A Real User:
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doesnt call the same BBS five times a day and pushes 'C' at least 20 times.
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An unreal user:
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When chatting with the sysop is continuously brown-nosing and trying to make
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the sysop think he is something he is'nt and asking for sysop's access or "What
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is the back door, you can tell me."
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A Real User:
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Phreaks when calling out of his local zone.
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An unreal user:
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Thinks that phreaking is going out on a weekend and going to a girls house.
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A Real User:
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Is not impressed when he calls a board and dosn't get amazed when he sees a
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spinning cursor or backspace.
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An unreal user:
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Calls a Catsend line with AE and wonders why nothing happens.
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A Real User:
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Has a real handle.
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An unreal user:
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Has a handle like:
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"Poppa Smurf"
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"Cream Puff"
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"`Pencil Necked Geek`"
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A Real User:
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Posts messages on the latest cracks or phreaks.
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An unreal user:
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Calls boards like Ed Gelbs GBBS and thinks its the greatest board ever, and
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wants one just like it.
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A Real User:
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Doesn't log on to fifty boards and loose forty of his passwords.
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An unreal user:
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Calls back a BBS after it tells him or her "This is the last call you can make
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for today."
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A Real User:
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Is logged on to boards with other real users not like "Ben D. Over"
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An unreal user:
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Watches the entire logon message when he calls.
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A Real User:
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Doesn't try to log onto BBS's with one drive and two sub-boards.
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An unreal user:
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Starts wars with the sysop and wonders "Why has my password been deleted?"
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A Real User:
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Knows what a Cat is.
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An unreal user:
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Thinks a Cat is a furry four legged creature.
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A Real User:
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Doesn't use his real name when logging onto a board.
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An unreal user:
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Doesn't log onto a board with more than one name so when the time runs out he
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can call back and have more time.
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A Real User:
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Has a real computer not like Texas Instruments or Commodore.
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An unreal user:
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When learns how to phreak, phreaks in his own toll free zone.
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A Real User:
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Doesn't sit by his computer all day and wait to see if his password has been
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validated.
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An unreal user:
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Thinks that the 'Back Door' is somehting on a house.
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A Real User:
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Doesn't leave feedback to the sysop every time he calls.
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An unreal user:
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Doesn't have a printer and tries to list out the BBS list of his local crap
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board.
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