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Live from the annual Hacker's Open
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in Dayton, Ohio, it's ATI.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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/ /
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/You are tooned /
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/ 2 wATI. zine / 20jun99
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/ radio 93. /
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/ /
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"Why worry about communism? I'm
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concerned for Godless capitalism."
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--the Dili Lama Southeast Timor.
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Hello, welcome to ATI. I'm Prime Anarchist
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and this is the hackerzine for Sunday.
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We missed a new moon and a full moon,
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didn't we? I guess we vacationed on the
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wrong side of the lakebed.
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A couple newbiznzz's and then on to
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the same old same olds.
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. The telnet party has been moved up
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from 1/1/2000 to 9/9/99 and it will
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run until about 1/15
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. The final two quarters to be printed/
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minted will be Georgia and Conn. Then
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Massachussetts and Maryland will begin
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the year off.
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. Matt Drudge is not very bright.
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. Elizabeth Dole is about as bright as
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a) Matt Drudge
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b) A 40 watt bulb
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c) The 5th Teletubby
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d) All of the Above
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. Introducing the all new fire engine red
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episode I Phantom Menace thong syth panty.
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Only at Victoria's Secret.
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. Van Heusen sucks.
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Welp, we've got a couple letters, some
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numbers, and then some weird stories.
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The usual bunch of Diderots.
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Enjoy.
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prime
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#'s
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http://www.stockton.edu/~biology/Platypus/assasin.htm
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http://gwu.edu/~baroness
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http://www.nd.edu/~akreider/emaillists.htm
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http://sti-net.cx
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http://babelfish.altavista.com
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http://members.mint.net/dws/kokopeli.htm
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http://www.mundotish.com
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http://www.indigenousrocks.com
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/asoa.html
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http://www.fringeware.com
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http://www.journeyfood.com/beverage
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http://travel.maestral.hr
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http://www.textfiles.com
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http://www.insidetheweb.com/mbs.cgi/mb555150
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to ati@etext.org
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Share What You Know; Learn What You Don't.
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Am I imagining it, or has Dejanews.com
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shifted gears from up-to-the-minute updates to
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daily updates?
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The last 3 wars, or 5 years, take your pick,
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I've watched deja change to updates every
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5 or 6 hours and then back to "normal," after
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Columbine, the more "crucial" Yugoslavia moments,
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drubbings of Iraq, and major protests around the
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world.
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I guess my question is, "is management going on?"
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Milo Fonebil (718)
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Marco - see our website,
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http://www.rcc.ryerson.ca/chiapas,
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where it's being archived
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Steve
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to ati
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Where did you go?
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Donna
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to ati@etext.org
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what happened to the zine. I thought
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it was a weekly.
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Jess (202)
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Good Morning In The Park
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a poem by Marco
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dedicated to: Karla
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Even perfect round wood chip
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Circles around all trees in the park
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Bring many images of
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Slavery
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DEEP MINES
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My mines I slave both days and nights
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dark depths conceal hard hammered bones.
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One hollow cavity I follow
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suckled pulse loud pounding soundly
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gem pleasures dire, mass mother lode.
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Core shaft pursue bright gilded veins
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gleam ruptured passion
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in my minds eye
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you're mine I find dear lover.
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-Max King
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5-25-99
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e-mail to: maxking@ix.netcom.com
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web page http://www.netcom.com/~maxking
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CIA Sells Laptop PCs with "Top Secret" files
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The WP [Washington Post] reveals that a
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25-year covert CIA operative was faulted
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for "a major lapse of CIA security" when
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he allowed about 25 CIA laptop computers
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to be sold to the public at auction while
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still containing Top Secret information
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on their hard drives. Was the lapse
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discovered by some Tom Cruise-led Impossible
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Mission Force?
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Uh, no--just the private citizen
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who bought some of the computers.
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Jim Devine
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http://clawww.lmu.edu/Faculty/JDevine/jdevine.html
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Mark Weisenheimer's Chicken Soup for
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Any Topic.
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Just fill in the blanks. We've written
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the beginnings of each paragraph and
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titled the chapters. It's up to you to
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end each paragraph and think up a topic.
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http://www.getti.ng/outofhand
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GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #9
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Teach a student diminished and augmented
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chords first. Only then begin sight
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reading, and fretting major, minor and
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seventh chords.
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They'll develop much faster with NO
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CODEPENDENCY and won't need lessons after
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two or three months because they'll be
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able to teach themselves everything else
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they need. They'll become brilliant
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songwriters and will find a voice in this
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world rather than sounding like the next
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Zeppelin clone or Mariah Carey soundalike.
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They'll come to you periodically for real
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good questions you can charge honest good
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money for rather than weekly crap.
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BONUS: For further anarchy, find out where
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students are taught in a large factory-like
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setting, and just offer as many free
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lessons as you can handle in a week.
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Teach them Anarchy Tip #9.
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You'll either be the one who caused MTV to
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show up in your town declaring it the next
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Motown, Austin or Seattle, or you'll be
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banned from the large chain music store.
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Hopefully both.
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BRIEFLY IN THE WORLD OF BS.
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(compiled from Prime Anarchist Wire
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Services. PAWS)
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SHAREHOLDERS OK CHINA, USA DEAL.
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DALLAS - China's plan to create the
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world's largest publicly traded country
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with an $88 Megabillion buyout of USA
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was approved by both sets of couch
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potatoes and armchair warriors.
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The law firm of Milossevic, Gates,
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Pinochet and Albright have yet to
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approve the acquisition, and completion
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is still months away. China estimates
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the takeover would add billions more
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dead trees and purple tomatoes to its
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repertoire.
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Only 9,000 jobs will be cut when both
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countries move their work to Mexico and
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Indonesia.
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Shareholder Manuel P. Noriega said he
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only had one regret about the merger.
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"Too bad Exxon and Mobil don't come
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with the package."
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PAPRAZZA
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<PAWN> A Prime Anarchist Patent Request
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And a Ziggy Zig Ah.
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WASHINGTON - (lib. of cong.) John Williams
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was denied his request to register the
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word "music," and all aspects thereof.
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In a 5-4 landmark decision, Billygoat
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Renkist was asked over to Library of
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Congress to break the tie. He said, and
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I quote, "THERE ARE STILL A COUPLE OTHER
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PEOPLE OUT THERE WRITING SONGS, MUSICALS
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AND MOVIE SCORES. UNTIL THE LAST WRITER
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BEGINS DECOMPOSING YOU MAY N O T
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REGISTER THE WORD 'MUSIC.'"
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Renkist went on to say he didn't care
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that the computer musician did Amistad,
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that he did all the Star Wars, Seven years
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in Tibet, Jurassic Park 1, 2 and 3 in 4D,
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and Shindler's Lists, Home Alone Again,
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JFK The Wonder Years, Jaws, ET, Superman,
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Close Encounters, Galywag, Bimbos Beating
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Bikers With Baseball Bats, Revenge of the
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Noids, Attack of the Killer Gefilte Fish
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and Fried Purple Onions.
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He just wasn't going to stand by "and
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watch all of the music besides what Michael
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Jackson and Paul McCartney own get bought
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up by one middle-aged white man.
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And in other Washington DC news...
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CHELSEA CLINTON CAUGHT SPAMMING
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<PAWN> 25,000 Stanford Students received
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an anonymous one-paragraph message
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accusing the university of giving preference
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in housing to non-whites, said Rachel Lotan,
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a professor who received the e-mail.
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"It was just signed 'Chelsea!'" said
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Lotan, "but everyone knows who THAT is."
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Bill Clinton is running IRS, TRW and FBI
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checks on every student to see who would
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obviously forge his daughter's name, address
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and ISP.
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-30-
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"The fish will get word within two
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weeks so you've got to get right
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back out there or you'll lose that
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spot."
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--some guy in a bagelteria
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trying to justify an extra
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day of boats, beers and
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bratwerst to what appears
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to be a wife.
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<PAWN>
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DRIVERS DO ODD THINGS BEHIND THE WHEEL.
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By Mariel Porridge.
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Grommett-Widgett News Service
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If you're reading this in the car while
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talking on the coffee, sipping some
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cellphone and maneuvering JNCO jeans
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while putting on some traffic you're
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not alone.
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Consider the results of a nationwide
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Pennzoil Products Corporation survey of
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an alleged 15,000 people.
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Or don't.
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Well, that's it for ati 180.
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Come back & C- us in a week or so.
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IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BED
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a pome for the end of ATI
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by Anarchist Prime
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Dear Genghis
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While you took yourself a couple
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Extra hours sleep.
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An incompetant man wiped out
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a whole village of neutrals.
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Another one laid off your own boss' son.
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Three seperate platoons were destroyed
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by friendly fire.
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Your mistress was outed - Royal family?
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she's a wild one.
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Dear Genghis
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While you took yourself a couple
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Extra hours sleep.
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Three prisoners of war are now out on the prowl
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Twenty bombs were designed to blow off
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before launch
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They're lighting the sky with what you promised
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never.
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Seven horsemen are haunting you there on your
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haunch.
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[spoken deeply] your daughter got raped
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by your own troops.
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Dear Genghis
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While you took yourself a couple
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Extra hours sleep.
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The peace talks were stalled well before
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the great summit
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12 angry men think they have won
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the whole world
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Nobody can breath 'cause there's nothing but
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sulphur
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And all because each of us wanted your girl.
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Dear Genghis
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While you took yourself a couple
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Extra hours sleep.
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Your mother retired and refused to command
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Your father was killed off in one final stand.
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The hospitals filled up with all of your
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youth
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A third or fourth "hitler" has set forth his
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plan.
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[spoken tenderly] and there you set
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dreaming
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avoiding the truth |