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Edited by Access Denied
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Issue #20
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Title: How To Get Free Computer Software
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Date: 1/15/94
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By: Ningauble
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How To Get Free Computer Software
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BY: NiNGAUBLE
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Hi. As many of you know, you can get most software on your
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local warez board. But, what if they don't have what you're
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looking for? What if you can't get access? What if you're low on
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credits, with nothing to upload? Well, I've got the answer. There
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are many ways to get software. You can steal it, but that takes
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skill. (Besides, it's kinda hard to rip off Microsoft Office :)
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You can get it from a friend, but if you can get it from your
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friend, why are you reading this? Anyways...the method I use has
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worked 100% of the time..and all you need is the cash to buy the
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program (You'll get it back, trust me.) and a friend. (This may be
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hard for some of you lamers.) Anyways, here goes. You take a walk
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down to your local computer store. Grab what you want, and go buy
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it. SAVE THE RECEIPT. If you don't save the receipt, you'll never
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get your cash back. Take it home, install it, whatever, and copy
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the disks. You might want to run off a copy of the docs too..If
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it's some AD&D game or something. Then after you've copied them
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and gotten everything you need, take a program that marks bad
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sectors on disks, and mark a whole shitload (or all) of the
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clusters bad. Or, if this is beyond your knowledge, or you don't
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have the program that will do it, take some rubbing alcohol and rub
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off some of the disk. (The inside part for you morons) Then take
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the program, box, dox, etc. back to the place you got it. Go to
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the service desk and tell them "I got this program for a gift, and
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disk # whatever is bad. Can I exchange this for another copy?"
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Then take the new program home with ya. DON'T OPEN IT! Go down
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to the store tomorrow with a friend. Have them go into the store
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with the software and the receipt, go to the service desk and say,
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"Hi, I got this for my birthday, and I already have a copy. Can I
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get a refund? I have the receipt." The moronic employee will give
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you your refund. Now you have the program you wanted, and your
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money back. It's easy and works. The only bad thing is, you need
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the cash, and if you plan to do this with like CorelDraw! or
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something...well...get a job.
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Later.
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NiNGAUBLE
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Find DFS On These Fine Systems
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| Paradise Lost - +1.414.476.3181 |
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| Ti - (Private) |
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| Realms of Decadence - +1.216.671.0078,,t66 |
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| Plan 9 Information Archives - +1.716.881.FONE (3663) |
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - pub/Zines/DFS |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The |
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| password is JINGLE JINGLE. |
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