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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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CIA Conspiracies Revealed
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1) murdered Elvis to cover up Kennedy assassination
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2) murdered Marylin Monroe to cover up previous murder of Elvis
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3) framed Pete Rose
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4) faked ice age to cover up so called extinction of dinosaurs
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5) Sunk City of Atlantis while testing newly developed nuclear weapons
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6) put needles in Pepsi cans to expose communist leaders in Pepsi Cola Co.
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(and they hated the after-taste too)
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7) framed Bartman because he gained access to CIA files
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8) forced David Letterman to leave NBC
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9) payed off African-American's in LA to draw attention away from failed
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CIA attempts to separate southern Calif from the continental US using
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seismic waves
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10) flooded the Mississippi in order to allow underwater transport of arms
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to Canadian terrorists
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11) in the process of cutting down all rain-forests to find "big-foot"
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in order to clone him into the perfect military soldier
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12) created AIDS virus out of boredom
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13) collecting ozone to trade to foreign countries in exchange for hostages
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(better known as the ohostzone trade)
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14) planning to melt polar ice-caps in an attempt to flood Cuba off the map
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15) black market sale of cow tongues and Billy Idol CyberPunk CD's
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16) hired David Koresh to test ATF tactics
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17) destroyed Twin-Towers alien communications relay center
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18) Chernobyle - self explanatory
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19) the pinto-pacer ballistics experiments
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20) arranged victory of Cowboys in Super Bowl to cover up their involvement
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in Tom Landry's discharge
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21) Broke Bo's hip
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22) created Hurricane Andrew to test B1 bombers in severe weather conditions
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(they still can't fly)
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23) sold TI994A's to Russia, telling them they were powerful computers
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24) rigged election so Clinton would win
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25) devising way to counter #24
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26) reunited Velvet Underground and Fleetwood Mac
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27) got Class of '96 cancelled -- thank goodness
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28) sabotaged Hubble Telescope to prevent spying on CIA Headquarters
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29) framed Noriega - wait, everyone knows that
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30) broke up Bell Telephone due to the fact that they would let the CIA
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listen to any calls for free
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31) set the price on Madonna's Sex book at $50
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32) created Daylight savings time just to fuck everyone up
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-=OverDriver=-
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-=Comrade Koba=-
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu : FUCK =
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= Official F.U.C.K. Distribution sites and information =
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= Board Number Other =
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= ----- ------ ----- =
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= Immortal Hate 806.745.8879 World HQ =
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= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Eastern HQ =
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= PCI 806.794.1438 Dist. =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Dist. =
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= Celestial Woodlands 806.798.6262 Dist. =
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= Accounts NOT guaranteed on any F.U.C.K. distribution site. If you are =
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= interested in writing for, or in becoming a distribution site for =
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= F.U.C.K. call Immortal Hate, and apply for an account, or mail Dam =
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= at z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu or on Immortal Hate. Knowledge is power... =
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