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The 10 Minute Text File
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or
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The Golden Fleece
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-By James Hetfield [MiLK]
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Well, I've always wanted to broaden my horizons a little, so I
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decided to try to get into the little Tfile group THO out here in NJ.
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I'm James Hetfield from the Chicagoland Area, and I have my own Tfile
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group, [MiLK]. But that's besides the point. The Point Is:
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The Golden Fleece.
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You see, I was walking home one day pondering the Golden Fleece
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of Greek Myth and Legend. And I was wondering... what if the Golden
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Fleece was just a Grease Monkey's Rag that he had pissed on and gotten
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motor oil on too many times? I mean, that would make it Golden, right?
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And what if The Greeks and Romans and all those other old faggots who
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were dying of lead poisoning, and half crazy, had drank a little too
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much nectar that day and just saw this rag lying on the floor? They'd
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think it's one nifty thing, right? And what if, just say, what if,
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there was this Grease Monkey in hit Hot Rod that had an open engine that
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was shooting flames? Hmm? What then? The faggot drunk Greek boys might
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believe that this is some kind of mythical beast, like a dragon or something.
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Therefore, it was my opinion, since the ancient Greeks and Romans
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were all lead poisoned, faggot, drunk bastards who walked around half naked,
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little things like oily rags and Hot Rods may have seemed like strange
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enchanting mythical beasts and items. That's my theory.
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I have other theories, too. Want me to share them? If not, too
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fucking bad, you're still reading the file.
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I believe the world should be covered with cornfields. I don't like
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cornfields too much, and I'm not a big fan of Corn, although corn on the cob
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is a treat, not a big enough fan to say that's the reason that cornfields
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should cover the entire earth, however. And even though popcorn is nice too,
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The entire Earth should be covered with cornfields, which means there would
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be no room for stoves or microwaves to pop the popcorn. So why, do you ask,
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do I think the entire world should be covered with cornfields? Maybe my
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next paragraph will help explain this fact.
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I believe the children are our future. Molest them now and let
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them lead the way. Show them all (literally) all the beauty they possess
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inside. Because the greatest love ... is happening to me. And it will
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happen to you, if I can get my handles on you.
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Did that explain my point well enough? Well, if not, ask one of
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your friends that you find a bit off the rocker. Maybe they can see the
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tragic insight that you are missing.
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And now, for your viewing pleasure, a drawing I made right in
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my DOS Editor! I call it: Stickman!
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O Stickman is wearing the latest in stick figure clothing.
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\|/ His stick shirt comes directly from Ralph Monsuave, Inc.
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| And Hey, are those Bugle Boy Jeans he's wearing?
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/ \
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Why Yes, They Are.
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----
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I just decided now I was going to share with you my favorite noise.
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Take any good looking 11-29 Female you know, a long blunt object, and ram
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it up her crotch. The younger the female, the more pleasureable the noise
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tends to be.
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Maybe that's just one of my little fetishes.
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-----
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A Poem: By James Hetfield: "Press ALT to Activate Menus"
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MS-DOS Editor
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<F1=Help>
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Press Alt to activate menus, they say
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but alt brings up the Desqview Window
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Confused, I take my slegehammer
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And I slam my fucking CPU monitor
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That'll teach it!
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Damn Bitch, told you!
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----
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Cecil the Hormonal 9 Year old says "Fuck me hard, Paperboy!"
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aND NoW a WoRD FRoM ouR SPoNSoRS...
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THE text file board! Home of GODnet.
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345 megs allmost full of archived text!
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